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| [[Image:BestCaptainsEvar.jpg|thumb|250px|[[A challenger appears]] after [[at least 100|100 years]]]] | |
| The Costa Concordia is cruise ship involved in a lulz-worthy current event where a retard [[wop]] captain decided to play [[Girlvinyl|cow]]-tipping with a boat full of [[old people]] off the coast of Italy. Everybody is [[baw]]wwwing and losing their shit calling it [[lolwut|"just like the Titanic"]] when only 30 people died and the boat is [[fail|sitting in 20 feet of water with the shore right fucking there]].
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| ===Captain's checklist===
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| * [[Accidentally]] the boat while chasing some [[tail]]
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| * Send [[old people]] back to rooms aboard [[death|sinking boat]]
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| * Order some [[pizza]]
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| * <s>Get off the boat first</s> Accidentally trip and fall into a lifeboat
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| * When the [[cops]] tell you to go back, start [[baw]]wing that it's dark
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| * Go shopping for some nice warm socks
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| ===Pictures===
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| {{cg|Fail, Italian style|DIWgallery|center|<gallery>
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| <gallery>
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| Image:CostaConcordia.png|I [[accidentally]] the boat
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| Image:Vada a bordo CAZZO.jpg|Vada a bordo, cazzo: words for the captain to live by
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| Image:Schettino_Cermotan.jpg|Does Captain Francisco Schettino wonder if these [[boobies]] were worth the €400,000,000 of [[butthurt]]?
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| </gallery>}}
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Latest revision as of 18:05, 25 January 2012
