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{{ljuser|blonde_angel13}} is believed to be a [[16-year-old girl]], sharing all the common characteristics, if an attention whore, among other things, such as being an [[emo]], a [[fat dyke]] and a [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/29385.html former female dog]. He recently had a sex change. | |||
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[[pr0n]] [[pr0n]] [[pr0n]]!!!!!! | [[pr0n]] [[pr0n]] [[pr0n]]!!!!!! | ||
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*He has [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/3710.html screwed up] his life multiple [time|times] | *He has [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/3710.html screwed up] his life multiple [[time|times]] | ||
*He lives in a [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/2005/09/29 self contained cell] (the rest of the world calls it a house) and talks to rocks | *He lives in a [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/2005/09/29 self contained cell] (the rest of the world calls it a house) and talks to rocks | ||
*He was [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13 dumped] by his friends for being SMASHED too often. | *He was [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13 dumped] by his friends for being SMASHED too often. | ||
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*He [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/16423.html learns] how to speak fluent [[French]]. | *He [http://www.livejournal.com/~blonde_angel13/16423.html learns] how to speak fluent [[French]]. | ||
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==Rumours== | ==Rumours== | ||
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blonde_angel13 is believed to be a 16-year-old girl, sharing all the common characteristics, if an attention whore, among other things, such as being an emo, a fat dyke and a former female dog. He recently had a sex change.
Days of blonde_angel13's life
Some links may not be linked properly yet. Click on the Calendar to enjoy more lulz.
- He has screwed up his life multiple times
- He lives in a self contained cell (the rest of the world calls it a house) and talks to rocks
- He was dumped by his friends for being SMASHED too often.
- He is incapable of deciding whether to stop smoking crack
- OMG I SPENT 20 MINUTES DOING MY HW
- He can't get off his fat arse and go to Alcoholics Anonymous
- His dad keeps a shotgun to keep away his gay boyfriends.
- HE HAS A VAGINA AGAIN
- Owned by his own personal favourite QuizFarm
- He learns how to speak fluent French.
Some people claimed to see this until it was edited very quickly
Rumours
Relatively little is known about him other than the fact that he lives in Communist Australia and lacks the intelligence required to figure out the appropriate comebacks when trolled. Rumour has it that he has tried self injury in the past, and if not, is about to. Naturally he tells anybody who thinks he has committed self injury (by getting SMASHED, duh) to fuck themselves.
His avatar is a copyright-violating ripoff from Aimgirl.com or a similar emo site. He is currently engaged to Rachelle Waterman.
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