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{{quote|The Newbies of today are the Pros of tomorrow.}} | |||
[[Image:N00baward.jpg|thumb|Award or a sex toy?]] | [[Image:N00baward.jpg|thumb|Award or a sex toy?]] | ||
[[Image:Anubis.jpg|thumb|Newb Religion]] | [[Image:Anubis.jpg|thumb|Newb Religion.]] | ||
[[Image:N00bshout.jpg|thumb|Inquisitive Newb]] | [[Image:N00bshout.jpg|thumb|Inquisitive Newb.]] | ||
[[Image:Ubuntu.gif|thumb|The [[you|typical]] n00b has [[ubuntu|this]] installed, because they [[fail]] at other *nixes]] | [[Image:Ubuntu.gif|thumb|The [[you|typical]] n00b has [[ubuntu|this]] installed, because they [[fail]] at other *nixes.]] | ||
[[Image:Inspiron-osx.jpg|thumb|Installing [[ | [[Image:Inspiron-osx.jpg|thumb|Installing [[OS X]] on a PC - only something a stupid [[you|n00b]] would do.]] | ||
[[Image:nubs.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: the blood of n00bs can be used as a powerful degreaser for [[Ted_Stevens|internet tubes]].]] | [[Image:nubs.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: the blood of n00bs can be used as a powerful degreaser for [[Ted_Stevens|internet tubes]].]] | ||
'''Newbies (newbs, n3wb5, noobz, n00bs, n00bzors)''' are those, whose [[Loser|lack of capacity for conversation, wit and appropriate behavior in a group setting]] [[IRL]] is amplified when [[OL]], a setting where they feel [[anonymous|liberated]] and therefore have [[Psychopath|no sense of liability]]. They create [[Rage|frustrating]] situations for those they come in contact with. Contrary to the moniker a person can be OL for many, many years and remain quite [[Retarded|n00bish]]. | '''Newbies (newbs, n3wb5, noobz, n00bs, n00bzors, newfags)''' are those, whose [[Loser|lack of capacity for conversation, wit and appropriate behavior in a group setting]] [[IRL]] is amplified when [[OL]], a setting where they feel [[anonymous|liberated]] and therefore have [[Psychopath|no sense of liability]]. They create [[Rage|frustrating]] situations for those they come in contact with. Contrary to the moniker a person can be OL for many, many years and remain quite [[Retarded|n00bish]]. | ||
== Characteristics == | == Characteristics == | ||
Newbies are [[College|epitomized]] by their lack of knowledge, seemingly unfathomable [[stupid]]ity and ignorance towards the rules and standards of etiquette. They are also known for their [[Drug|excessive use]] of [[1337]] because it's likely that the internet is the [[American|first time in their lives they've been required to use significant reading skills]]. | Newbies are [[College|epitomized]] by their lack of knowledge, seemingly unfathomable [[stupid]]ity and ignorance towards the rules and standards of etiquette. They are also known for their [[Drug|excessive use]] of [[1337]] because it's likely that the internet is the [[American|first time in their lives they've been required to use significant reading skills]]. | ||
Newbies are susceptible to [[malware]], [[virus]]es/trojans and internet [[scam]]s, because they are not only [[Stupid|naive]] but also have personality faults. [[Lazy]], lascivious, lecherous, [[greed]]y, unwilling to [[read]] anything or [[research]] their new playground, they click eagerly on anything that excites their [[E-psychiatrist|Id]]. After a few thousand [[pop-up]]s and experiencing rapid deterioration of computer performance, they belatedly become afraid that their [[PC]] is filled with some pretty nasty shit. If they see a warning in front of them that says their computer is infected, they erroneously click the shit out of it, hoping for even a meager chance of [[Delete fucking everything|wiping the slate clean]]. The newb will then have to explain to his father or boss why Busty XXX Whores want to perform for him. [[Lulz]]. | Newbies are susceptible to [[malware]], [[virus]]es/trojans and internet [[scam]]s, because they are not only [[Stupid|naive]] but also have personality faults. [[Lazy]], lascivious, lecherous, [[greed]]y, unwilling to [[Book|read]] anything or [[research]] their new playground, they click eagerly on anything that excites their [[E-psychiatrist|Id]]. After a few thousand [[Ads|pop-up]]s and experiencing rapid deterioration of computer performance, they belatedly become afraid that their [[PC]] is filled with some pretty nasty shit. If they see a warning in front of them that says their computer is infected, they erroneously click the shit out of it, hoping for even a meager chance of [[Delete fucking everything|wiping the slate clean]]. The newb will then have to explain to his father or boss why Busty XXX Whores want to perform for him. [[Lulz]]. | ||
== Early Newbs == | == Early Newbs == | ||
The first newb was a member of the [[British]] [[Government|Parliament]] who asked Charles Babbage, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" To which Mr. Babbage replied; "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." Which is ancient British for "[[Facepalm]]". Newbs therefore inspired the first computer acronym, [[GIGO]]. | |||
The first newb was a member of the [[British]] [[Parliament]] who asked Charles Babbage, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" To which Mr. Babbage replied; "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." Which is ancient British for "[[Facepalm]]". Newbs therefore inspired the first computer acronym, [[GIGO]]. | |||
== Difference between Noob and Newb == | == Difference between Noob and Newb == | ||
There is no difference, anyone who says otherwise is spreading cancer | There is no difference, anyone who says otherwise is spreading cancer | ||
== Halp me ED! I'm a n00b! == | == Halp me ED! I'm a n00b! == | ||
# Sign up for a user account and '''read''' the message you get from [[MysteryBot]]. It'll be in the "mytalk" link in the upper right hand corner of every page on ED. '''Read''' all the stuff in there and leave it in your talk page so you can '''read''' it again. [[RTFM]] | |||
# | # [[Lurk]]. | ||
# | # [[Lurk moar]]; it can't hurt. | ||
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|13 year old white boy, looking for a 12 year old Azn|}}|}} | |13 year old white boy, looking for a 12 year old Azn|}}|}} | ||
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==Noob gallery== | |||
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File:N00b.jpg | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* <s>[[419 Nigerian Email Scams]]</s> I go chop your grandmotha life savings.. We nah see who de be da noob. | |||
* [[Children]]-[[IRL]] noobs. | |||
* [[Internet Tough Guy]] | |||
* [[LMGTFY]] | |||
* [[Pain Series]]- Good for pwning noobs. | |||
* [[Stupid]] | |||
[[Category:Epithets]] | |||
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | |||
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[[Category:Epithets]][[Category:Internets Phenomena]] | |||
Latest revision as of 19:10, 1 May 2022
Newbies (newbs, n3wb5, noobz, n00bs, n00bzors, newfags) are those, whose lack of capacity for conversation, wit and appropriate behavior in a group setting IRL is amplified when OL, a setting where they feel liberated and therefore have no sense of liability. They create frustrating situations for those they come in contact with. Contrary to the moniker a person can be OL for many, many years and remain quite n00bish.
Characteristics
Newbies are epitomized by their lack of knowledge, seemingly unfathomable stupidity and ignorance towards the rules and standards of etiquette. They are also known for their excessive use of 1337 because it's likely that the internet is the first time in their lives they've been required to use significant reading skills.
Newbies are susceptible to malware, viruses/trojans and internet scams, because they are not only naive but also have personality faults. Lazy, lascivious, lecherous, greedy, unwilling to read anything or research their new playground, they click eagerly on anything that excites their Id. After a few thousand pop-ups and experiencing rapid deterioration of computer performance, they belatedly become afraid that their PC is filled with some pretty nasty shit. If they see a warning in front of them that says their computer is infected, they erroneously click the shit out of it, hoping for even a meager chance of wiping the slate clean. The newb will then have to explain to his father or boss why Busty XXX Whores want to perform for him. Lulz.
Early Newbs
The first newb was a member of the British Parliament who asked Charles Babbage, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" To which Mr. Babbage replied; "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." Which is ancient British for "Facepalm". Newbs therefore inspired the first computer acronym, GIGO.
Difference between Noob and Newb
There is no difference, anyone who says otherwise is spreading cancer
Halp me ED! I'm a n00b!
- Sign up for a user account and read the message you get from MysteryBot. It'll be in the "mytalk" link in the upper right hand corner of every page on ED. Read all the stuff in there and leave it in your talk page so you can read it again. RTFM
- Lurk.
- Lurk moar; it can't hurt.
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Noob gallery
See Also
419 Nigerian Email ScamsI go chop your grandmotha life savings.. We nah see who de be da noob.- Children-IRL noobs.
- Internet Tough Guy
- LMGTFY
- Pain Series- Good for pwning noobs.
- Stupid
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