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| [[File:Howard Stern raep.png|right|thumb|This is how parasplites get trolled on /mlp/. They're proud of this.]]
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| [[File:Nohooves.jpg|thumb|right|They're proud of this too]]
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| As it became apparent that [[My Little Pony]] was a fad the children of 4chan were unlikely to forget in the near future, [[moot]], unhappy as he was with the brony-manchild populace, finally caved and gave them their own board in the style of "here's your shit, keep it here". While '''/mlp/''' was unsuccessful in allocating the spreading ponies, it was able to go through "the cycle" of any board within a matter of months as opposed to the typical lifespan of 2-3 years. What began in February of 2012 as a place to post ponies was within months a raging hugbox soup for children who are afraid to post on [[b|/b/]] due to the possibility of seeing gore. If autism ever had a board, this is it.
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| With all that being said, anyone seeking roleplay, fanfiction, and the imageboard version of [[DeviantArt]] are probably looking for 4chan's /mlp/ board.
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| ==Typical threads==
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| The following make up 80% of the content on /mlp/, seeing a single page without any of these threads is without a doubt impossible.
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| *'''Fluffy Pony''' - One loser's OC that grew into a sub-fandom
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| *'''Rape Train''' - Some guy who used to write fanfics about, shockingly, rape, who has since been copied to no end
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| *'''AiE''' - Anon in Equestria, fanfics about the [[basement dweller|glorious posters]] and their reactions to awakening in the show they cherish on a creepy level
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| *'''/b/read''' - /b/ rejects (see: paragraph one) do [[cancer|what they do best]]
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| *'''Human''' - Posters roleplay as ponies who watch humans (omg how clever!)
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| *'''Rule 34''' - <s>Despite fun-hating moderators working round the clock</s> Considering there are about as many moderators here as there are on [[v/|/v/]], pretty much everyone turns a blind eye to the fact that /mlp/ is supposed to be a sfw board whenever [[DO NOT WANT|a mare's vagina]] is posted.
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| ===The Daring Do Book Series===
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| [[File:4chan's mlp board writes their first book - cover.png|thumb|20 seconds in photoshop.]]
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| [[File:Mlp_board_wrote_a_book_1.jpg|thumb|It LIVES.]]
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| [[File:Mlp_writes_a_second_book.png|thumb|Even lazier than the first book.]]
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| Ponyfags aren't known for getting things done, and when someone made a "Let's Make a Book!" thread, nobody took it seriously. It was supposed to be about a young pegasus named "Daring Do" going on all sorts of [[furry|adventures]]. Instead everyone started dumping [[shit|horse apples]] into the thread like "[[cancer|I AM SATAN AND I HAVE TRIPPS! YOU HAVE NO TRIPPS, JUST SHITTY DUBBS SO FUCK YOU]]" and "a [[giant dildo of death|giant dildo]] blew up the house with the power [[MLP|magical tittyfuckers]]". Someone photoshopped/made a crappy picture of a pegasus ("Daring Do") with a [[dildo]] and slapped some text on it to make a cover for the "book."
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| And someone reading the thread gathered up all the posts, then actually paid to have this shitstorm of autism printed into an actual book on Amazon.
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| To prevent Hasbro from filing a [[lawsuit]], this [[dubious disclaimer]] was left on the page:
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| {{quote|This story was composed in late November, 2012 on the [[4chan]] board /mlp/. It is not an official My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic product. [[Divide by Zero|It is not anything]]. It is best described as [[fail|a parody]], but to say it is a parody is to say it is something, [[truth|which is far too charitable]]. The best way to describe this “book” is as excrement passed through the roiling bowels of the Internet, somehow finding its way into your house like a backed up toilet. In no way should this be considered anything other than the babbling of deranged madmen, having no meaning or method to its insanity. This is pure shitposting at its worst. Absolutely no quality control was present. There are no redeeming features here, save a few shining gems in an ocean of piss. The text of this vile shit is public domain. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is © to Hasbro inc, but this is technically parody, so whatever.}}
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| Astonishingly, this bowl of pony shit actually sold. Not only did it sell, it sold well enough that someone decided to actually make a second "Let's Make a Book" thread and see what comes out of it. Apparently they thought that lightning would never strike twice. No brony could EVER actually make two things! After all, between their minimum wage job and fapping to ponies time there just isn't enough time to make anything of value.
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| So they didn't make anything of value. Here's the first passage in the sequel book:
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| {{quote|Suddenly [[Moot|Christopher Poole]] descended from heaven riding Celestia herself. "Stop!", cried Moot, "All this raping is not what my 4Chan was for! My site was supposed to be a beautifully honest site that promotes anonymity, not a place for sexually frustrated [[Furfags|ponyfags]] to vent their gross fetishes.}}
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| {{quote|and David used his massive [[cum]]wad to shoot [[Moot]] to the moon.}}
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| {{quote|AFTER HERO CAME ON HER STOMACH 50,000 TIMES HE SHOT DARING POO IN THE HEAD. AT LEAST IT WAS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN [[twilight|TWILIGHT SPARKLE]]. THE END, [[FAGGOT]]S}}
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| '''See this waste of trees for yourself here:'''
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| * [http://www.amazon.com/Daring-Do-Jungle-Terror-Volume/dp/1481105922/ Daring Do and the Jungle of Terror]
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| * [http://www.amazon.com/Daring-Do-Endless-Wastes-Volume/dp/1481826158/ Daring Do and the Endless Waste]
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| [[File:Daring Do frequently bought together items-Horse Mask.jpg|center]]
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| <center><gallery>
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| File:Mlp board wrote a book - chapter 1.png|Miscellaneous page #1
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| File:Mlp board wrote a book - chapter 3.png|Miscellaneous page #2
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| File:Mlp board wrote a book 2.png|Miscellaneous page #3
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| File:Mlp_board_wrote_a_book_3.png|Miscellaneous page #4
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==Lack of love and toleration==
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| [[image:You came to the wrong neighboorhood, motherfucker.png|180px|right]]
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| /mlp/ has countless sworn enemies despite the brony pseudo-hippy hivemind. The most prolific of these being [[V/|/v/]] and the [[NCF|NCF's]] army of [[Gabe Newell|Gabens]]. Both have successfully trolled /mlp/ countless times, and were ironclad in such acts of bravery as [[Brony#The_Great_Howard_Stern_Butthurt|Howard Stern trolling every brony ever]], [[Derpy_Hooves#Derpygeddon|Derpy being pulled]], and the ongoing in-drama between major hubs of the mlp fandom (especially that of /mlp/ and [[EqD]]) leaving the manchildren in an ongoing civil war merely to amuse anons of a higher class.
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| ==Rizon==
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| /mlp/ has an unofficial channel on [[Rizon]], just as any other 4chan board does, located in #mlpfim. It is a common target for [[GNAA]] trolling and other hilarious irc hijinks, largely due to the incompetent channel ops and their tendencies to rage at the slightest disruptions, especially /hi scrolls. Below is a log composed by one channel aspie after an hour of having his precious ponychats ruined to no end.
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| {{squote|[03:03] * Aerolite sets mode: +m
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| [03:03] <~Aerolite> SHUT UP}} | |
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| {{:User:Meepsheep/mlp/log1}}
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| The channel is owned by a racist admitted zoophile named "Aerolite" who doesn't allow [[GNAA|gayniggers]] in the channel because he is afraid [[irony|they will write about "how stupid he is on ED"]]. [[Good job opers]].
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| ==Relations with other boards==
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| *'''/v/''' - Hated by /mlp/ posters due to their constant ruining of all brony-related activities.
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| *'''/b/''' - Love/hate type, all bronies wish they were "cool enough" to fit in with /b/tards.
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| *'''/co/''' - Everyone on /mlp/ is also the cause of 100% of /co/ cancer.
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| *'''/r9k/''' - Same as above.
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| *'''/pol/''' - Typically nor/mlp/eople and /pol/iticians are insane causing this to be a surprisingly stable friendship.
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| *'''/k/''' - Same as above.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Autism]]
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| *[[vp/|/vp/]]
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| *[[Equestria Daily]]
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| *[[Bronies]]
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| *[[Amazon]]
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| *[[/b/tards]]
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| *[[My Little Pony]]
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| {{cancer}}
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| {{MLP}}
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| {{chans}}
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