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== His stupid existence on the site ==
[[File:Enzo Matrix 2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This might be [[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] IRL.]]
[[File:Enzo Matrix 1.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]


    Some fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who constantly ban-evaded, deactivated his accounts, and stole art. He was a royal asshat, and was plain stupid. Every time someone would use the :dev___: command and see the little ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He recently deactivated tonight, though, we all know one thing is certain. This ReBoot-obsessed dumbcock will be back tomorrow with an equally, if not more retarded name. He is a worthless shell of a 27 year old-... Wait, that can't be right, he's coming in hot at 7.<br />
'''Enzo-Matrix''' is a fine flying assclown from [[deviantArt]], who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork.
He is a royal asshat not very bright.
His name is derived from his obsession with the TV Show, ReBoot.


== His STUPID aliases ==
Anytime someone would use the <tt>:dev___:</tt> command and see a '''!''' by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could.
He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name.
Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller.


    He had many different aliases, such as LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix, and the most recent one, Enzo-Matrix. We all hate him, and sadly, the newfags don't know better yet. He is a good person to troll out of spontaneous desire/boredom. He would be good to train on, though, to put it politely, he's just too easy. In a statement of truth, he's just a retarded cum-encrusted ball-monkey. If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would. If anyone doesn't hate him, it'll be a goddamn miracle. I meean, the existence of someone '''SO''' retarded that they didn't hate him... THAT, ladies and germs, would be an absolute miracle.<br />
== Aliases ==


== His '''STUPID''' ... Oh wait, '''UPDATES''' ==
Some of his known aliases include LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix and most recently Enzo-Matrix.
He is hated by many and is target of trolls when oldfags get bored.
This results in newfags trolling him to gain trolling experience points.


    I will update when that asshat creates another piece of shit account, and link you to it so you may comment about how he splooges to his mother, ReBoot, and anything else you can think of that is irrelevant and funny, woo.
== Quotes ==
 
{{quote|If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would.|[[User:PrideSage99|PrideSage99]]|clearly not butthurt|center=relative}}
 
{{quote|The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.|{{dauser|JoeBostonPhotography}}|center=relative}}


== Quotes ==
== Gallery ==
[http://JoeBostonPhotography.deviantart.com JoeBostonPhotography]: The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.
 
<center><gallery>
File:Enzo Matrix 3.jpg|Of all the characters... he wants to be the [[Pedo bait|boy]].
File:Enzo Matrix 4.jpg
File:Enzo Matrix 5.jpg
File:Enzo Matrix 6.jpg
</gallery></center>
 
== External Links ==
 
*{{dauser|enzo-matrix}}
*<s>{{dauser|LittleEnzoMatrix}}</s> b&
*<s>{{dauser|Little-Enzo-Matrix}}</s> b&
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot
*http://reboot.wikia.com/wiki/Enzo_Matrix


== References ==
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His stupid-ass name is derived from his pants-splooging, clit-burning obsession with the retarded-ass TV Show, ReBoot

Latest revision as of 20:59, 23 August 2013

This might be Mr Jonzz IRL.

Enzo-Matrix is a fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork. He is a royal asshat not very bright. His name is derived from his obsession with the TV Show, ReBoot.

Anytime someone would use the :dev___: command and see a ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name. Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller.

Aliases

Some of his known aliases include LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix and most recently Enzo-Matrix. He is hated by many and is target of trolls when oldfags get bored. This results in newfags trolling him to gain trolling experience points.

Quotes

   
“ 		 
If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would.
  		„
  		 

—PrideSage99, clearly not butthurt

   
“ 		 
The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.
  		„
  		 

— JoeBostonPhotography

Gallery

  • Of all the characters... he wants to be the boy.
    Of all the characters... he wants to be the boy.

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