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[[File:Enzo Matrix 2.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This might be [[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]] IRL.]] | |||
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'''Enzo-Matrix''' is a fine flying assclown from [[deviantArt]], who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork. | |||
He is a royal asshat not very bright. | |||
His name is derived from his obsession with the TV Show, ReBoot. | |||
Anytime someone would use the <tt>:dev___:</tt> command and see a '''!''' by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. | |||
He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name. | |||
Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller. | |||
== Aliases == | |||
Some of his known aliases include LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix and most recently Enzo-Matrix. | |||
He is hated by many and is target of trolls when oldfags get bored. | |||
This results in newfags trolling him to gain trolling experience points. | |||
== Quotes == | |||
{{quote|If I could go back in time for 5 minutes, I'd spend it on aborting that pathetic shit-stain. Even if it came to beating in his mother's stomach with a baseball bat, then giving her a hysterectomy with a coat hanger, fuck, I would.|[[User:PrideSage99|PrideSage99]]|clearly not butthurt|center=relative}} | |||
{{quote|The better part of Enzo-Matrix ran down his momma's leg.|{{dauser|JoeBostonPhotography}}|center=relative}} | |||
== | == Gallery == | ||
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<center><gallery> | |||
File:Enzo Matrix 3.jpg|Of all the characters... he wants to be the [[Pedo bait|boy]]. | |||
File:Enzo Matrix 4.jpg | |||
File:Enzo Matrix 5.jpg | |||
File:Enzo Matrix 6.jpg | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
== External Links == | |||
*{{dauser|enzo-matrix}} | |||
*<s>{{dauser|LittleEnzoMatrix}}</s> b& | |||
*<s>{{dauser|Little-Enzo-Matrix}}</s> b& | |||
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot | |||
*http://reboot.wikia.com/wiki/Enzo_Matrix | |||
{{da}} | |||
Latest revision as of 20:59, 23 August 2013
Enzo-Matrix is a fine flying assclown from deviantArt, who ban evades, deactivates accounts and steals artwork. He is a royal asshat not very bright. His name is derived from his obsession with the TV Show, ReBoot.
Anytime someone would use the :dev___: command and see a ! by his name, it would bring a smile that no other earthly pleasure ever could. He deactivates accounts on a regular basis though everyone knows he will be back with an even dumber name. Enzo-Matrix IRL is a worthless 27 year old basement dweller.
Aliases
Some of his known aliases include LittleEnzoMatrix, Little-Enzo-Matrix and most recently Enzo-Matrix. He is hated by many and is target of trolls when oldfags get bored. This results in newfags trolling him to gain trolling experience points.
Quotes
—PrideSage99, clearly not butthurt |
Gallery
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Of all the characters... he wants to be the boy.
External Links
- enzo-matrix
LittleEnzoMatrixb&Little-Enzo-Matrixb&- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot
- http://reboot.wikia.com/wiki/Enzo_Matrix
Enzo-Matrix is part of a series on Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |