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Just when you thought you couldn't do anything else wrong, '''[http://www.healthystrokes.com Healthy Strokes]''' comes along to inform the [[internet]] that when it comes to masturbation, about 10% of men are [[DOING IT WRONG]]. As well as discussing Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, the author also like to give advice to troubled youths. | Just when you thought you couldn't do anything else wrong, '''[http://www.healthystrokes.com Healthy Strokes]''' comes along to inform the [[internet]] that when it comes to masturbation, about 10% of [[Gordon|men]] are [[DOING IT WRONG]]. As well as discussing Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, the author also like to give advice to troubled youths. | ||
[[Image:LadyJ poster96223323.jpg|thumb|right|Regular sessions of facepainting is an excellent therapy for TMS.]] | [[Image:LadyJ poster96223323.jpg|thumb|right|Regular sessions of facepainting is an excellent therapy for TMS.]] | ||
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So why don't I warn against heterosexual experimentation too? Because this isn't a two-way street; many females would reject a male for having engaged in homosexual activity, but no gay men would reject one for having experimented heterosexually. So it's rational for a male to postpone homosexual experimentation until he's certain he's gay.|Troll Bait}} | So why don't I warn against heterosexual experimentation too? Because this isn't a two-way street; many females would reject a male for having engaged in homosexual activity, but no gay men would reject one for having experimented heterosexually. So it's rational for a male to postpone homosexual experimentation until he's certain he's gay.|Troll Bait}} | ||
[[Tl;dr]] Wut R Pedophobe?? | [[Tl;dr]] Wut R Pedophobe?? | ||
== See Also == | |||
*[[Masturbate]] | |||
*[[Sperm Donation]] | |||
*[[Advice Dog]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:43, 11 February 2014
Just when you thought you couldn't do anything else wrong, Healthy Strokes comes along to inform the internet that when it comes to masturbation, about 10% of men are DOING IT WRONG. As well as discussing Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, the author also like to give advice to troubled youths.
TMS
In the words of Healthy Strokes, "Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor." The main page then goes on to discuss the problems with this such as erectile dysfunction and taking at least 100 years to orgasm. Healthy Strokes also runs surveys and gathers case studies about TMS, clearly to prove what is currently only a theory. Though TMS's status as a theory is probably related to scientist spending there time working on other matters such as curing cancer and playing Playstation.
Advice
The various pages of questions on Healthy Strokes are full of lulz such as advising 12 year old girls to borrow their mother's vibrators, but ask permission first.
—12 year old girl, Internet |
—Sexual Deviant, Healthy Strokes |
—Serious fucking question |
—His answer... |
There are plenty more like this in a variety of categories, and most sound as deranged as this.
—Also known as Frostbite |
—LOL what? |
Also lulzworthy is this important piece of advice for all you young boys out there:
—Retard, Internets |
—Fag, Healthy Strokes |
Another lulzy quote:
—Note her age |
And yet, proving Mr. Harvard Professor isn't as smart as he makes himself out to be:
Lo' and behold-HE ISN'T MASTURBATING SO IT MUST BE TMS :l
—-Expurt Masturbatur, Healthy Strokes |
/b/'s influence
—Lulzy Anon |
—Troll Bait |
Tl;dr Wut R Pedophobe??
See Also
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