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You know those crazy cunts who end up on the Maury show? Constantly failing lie detector tests and needing [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Over_9000 Over 9000] DNA tests to find out who the father is? Well meet Kelsey Mercer, its out prediction here at ED that she will be on the show by 2020 :D
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Kelsey Mercer is a crazy cunt who is destined to end up on the Maury Show.
She is known for faking pregnancies and [[jailbait|sleeping with everyone at school]].
Kelsey became infamous when she took a picture of a friend's kid, posted it on Instagram, and claimed it was hers.
She recently became pregnant and despite this she continues to smoke, drink and cut herself.


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== Epic Whoring ==
*{{facebook|kelseymariemercer}} - Its main Facebook
 
*{{facebook|TheGreatWhiteZombie}} - So many accounts
From faking pregnancies, to fucking half her school this sperm whale just cant keep its legs shut.
*{{facebook|Juggalette4Lyfe}} - Another picture of a kid thats not even hers she stole
Shes legit baby crazy to the point that she took pictures of her only friends kid and put it on instagram claiming it was hers
*{{facebook|SpideyChick143}} - Notice large drink cup in profile pic
But it would appear the gods of whoring have smiled upon young Kelsey, as she is no preggers for real...but continues to chain smoke and drink and cut...so kid will probably come out as the next Tsmifuckis
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It also manages to be Juggolo and scene at the same fucking time! HOW GREAT IS THAT?
== Account from former best friend ==
 
Always says she been raped or molested.
Fakes pregnancy
Getts pictures of ultrasound if fb
Cutts for attention
Says she will kill herself if u break up with her
She has bad b.o.
She is lazy
She uses ppl
She eats eats & eats
Drinks energy drinks while being pregnant
Chain smokes cigs an is prego
Attention whore
Fakes miscarriages
She has multiple facebooks
Her mother was a severe drug addict
She said her biological dad os the head singer in metallica
 
 
 
== Dox ==
 
Phone number: 9014407552
 
 
 
== External links ==
 
https://www.facebook.com/kelseymariemercer (Its main facebook)
https://www.facebook.com/TheGreatWhiteZombie (So many accounts)
https://www.facebook.com/Juggalette4Lyfe (Another picture of a kid thats not even hers she stole)
https://www.facebook.com/SpideyChick143 (Notice large drink cup in profile pic)
 
[[Category:People|Mercer, Kelsey Marie]]
[[Category:People|Mercer, Kelsey Marie]]

Latest revision as of 09:20, 28 March 2014

Kelsey Mercer is a crazy cunt who is destined to end up on the Maury Show. She is known for faking pregnancies and sleeping with everyone at school. Kelsey became infamous when she took a picture of a friend's kid, posted it on Instagram, and claimed it was hers. She recently became pregnant and despite this she continues to smoke, drink and cut herself.

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