Ryan Bilodeau

The thought of gay sex is clearly an exciting prospect.

Who the fuck sponsored this image?? oh wait, these people.

Ryan Bilodeau is the head of the College Republicans at the University of Rhode Island where they meet every Monday of every month for the monthly circle jerks. While studying business and political science at URI Ryan also was the campaign manager for two failed Republican elections in the state of Rhode Island. He lost both of the elections due to his obvious homosexuality which republicans naturally hate. IRL Ryan is a self-hating homosexual.

Even his own Republican party has cast him away because of his absolute failure. The Republican Party wants nothing to do with Ryan as he cost them two valuable elections. He is subsequently thinking of practicing the limp-wristed life style.

Here is the future Republican senator flipping off a camera.

His political career is OVER because he doesn't know how to use the Internet.

Work

Student at the University of Rhode Island

Facebook faggotry

Ryan's homosexual twist on the MILF hunter series. He later had sex with these men.

Ryan also tried to further his political career by posting an image of him making a limp-wristed gesture at a faggot on his Facebook profile. When this image was sent to every leader at his University by a member of his own Young Republicans group in an effort to discredit him, it created much lulz that it even ended up in the student newspapers. Ryan took the image down, but we have it archived here. lol ^-^

Ryan desperately cried to the URI Snugglenet police and claimed his password was hacked and the image was edited. However, Ryan's knowledge of computers is proportional to how in touch he is with his nation's political views. Ryan went up the Internet police ladder all the way to Yahoo! to get the DNS number of the person who sent the email. However Yahoo! had better things to do than to worry about Ryan's drama.

Registration as a sex offender

As of May 2007 Ryan was busted by Perverted Justice trying to solicit sex with a 12 year old boy. Ryan was forced to register as a sex offender in the state of Rhode Island but used his republican connections to avoid it being publicly known.

Ryan's Dad

Is dead. He was a janitor at his high school Mount St. Charles. Ryan was bullied not only over his enormous weight, but also over his dad being a janitor at the high school he went to. Ryan's dad died a horrible homosexual death which Ryan tried to cover up. Ryan's dad had drugs found in his system and was a known heroin addict. Ryan inherited his homosexuality from his father as it is passed on from the father's side. The only reason Ryan's dad had a son was because he sold his AIDS-ridden sperm for drug money.

The Haxx

Ryan just can't let things go. For example: after complaining to Encyclopedia Dramatica about his article and subsequently realizing that ED is serious business, Ryan decided to get all chummy with one of the dramacrats involved, and perhaps use her to haxx0r his ex-girlfriend's computer.

[02:01] flowmobile: alright I have an awesome story for you
[02:01] Cancer Chips: shoot
[02:01] flowmobile: my ex-gf who lied to me about having a dead brother
[02:01] flowmobile: idk if I have prefaced you with this fact already
[02:02] Cancer Chips: no, but by now i figure you had an ex who lied to you about a fake dead brother
[02:02] flowmobile: haha okay yes
[02:02] flowmobile: messed up, huh?
[02:02] Cancer Chips: kinda
[02:02] flowmobile: really took me for an emotional ride and essentially betrayed me
[02:02] flowmobile: SO
[02:03] flowmobile: the girl by definition has issues, and so it is no surprise that at the center of 
the problem is a denial of reality
[02:03] Cancer Chips: right
[02:04] flowmobile: not only did she fabricate stories like that to me, but then she made me the bad 
                    guy when I found out that she was lying, a mere month in, so that she wouldn't 
                    have to face the issues she has
[02:04] flowmobile: so to me that infuriates me
[02:04] flowmobile: in that she now "talks shit" to all of our mutual friends
[02:04] Cancer Chips: ruin her
[02:04] flowmobile: haha
[02:04] flowmobile: you're great
[02:04] flowmobile: well listen I am getting there
[02:04] flowmobile: this is so great
[02:04] Cancer Chips: that's what you gotta do
[02:04] Cancer Chips: k
[02:05] flowmobile: I thought of you the entire time I was conspiring
[02:05] flowmobile: k so
[02:05] Cancer Chips: lol
[02:05] Cancer Chips: thx
[02:05] flowmobile: yeah is that a compliment or an insult?
[02:05] flowmobile: why we broke up is obviously going to come up to our mutual friends, so she has 
                    told them all really fucked up lies about me
[02:05] Cancer Chips: im an inspiration, no?
[02:05] flowmobile: oh yes
[02:05] flowmobile: now I already ratted her out to her parents, but that wasnt enough
[02:05] flowmobile: I see her roomate yesterday in the student union, so i told her everything
[02:06] flowmobile: so her roomate is pissed at her for me
[02:06] Cancer Chips: that's a good start
[02:06] flowmobile: her roomate is the number one person i could have lobbied
[02:06] flowmobile: she is going to help me in WHATEVER i want to do
[02:06] flowmobile: so i was thinking this
[02:06] flowmobile: get ready to LOL
[02:08] Cancer Chips: k
[02:11] flowmobile: this girl spit in my face
[02:11] flowmobile: i was perfect to her
[02:11] flowmobile: perfect
[02:11] Cancer Chips: sucker
[02:11] flowmobile: so shes getting fucked
[02:11] Cancer Chips: good
[02:11] Cancer Chips: bring the ruin
[02:11] flowmobile: ya well in the end, i win
[02:11] flowmobile: its just serving justice
[02:11] Cancer Chips: it is
[02:11] flowmobile: i'd like to hack into her comp and ruin it
[02:12] flowmobile: like one day when she is away from the weekend, im gonna do something to her shit
[02:12] Cancer Chips: what do you know about that kind of work?
[02:12] flowmobile: her roomates gonna let me in
[02:12] flowmobile: what can i do
[02:12] flowmobile: any ideas
[02:12] Cancer Chips: hmm...
[02:12] Cancer Chips: i'll tell you what
[02:12] Cancer Chips: give me a few days
[02:12] Cancer Chips: and i'll give you a file i want you to put on there
[02:12] flowmobile: this has haunted me for weeks like ive been pissed
[02:12] flowmobile: okay but i have to hack in there first
[02:12] flowmobile: which i dont know how to do
[02:12] flowmobile: what about if someone direct connected to her over AIM
[02:12] flowmobile: sent her the file that way
[02:12] Cancer Chips: i want you to put it on there and run it for me, it'll do the rest on it's own, 
                      and i'll have her box
[02:13] flowmobile: box?
[02:13] Cancer Chips: oh, i thought you were actually gonna get on it physically?
[02:13] Cancer Chips: comp
[02:13] flowmobile: no idk if I can because she brings it with her everywhere
[02:13] flowmobile: her roomate can though
[02:13] flowmobile: but
[02:13] flowmobile: she has a screen saver password
[02:13] flowmobile: its an apple
[02:13] Cancer Chips: she's not going to run something a total stranger sends her
[02:13] Cancer Chips: what is her aim?
[02:14] flowmobile: xrhodyxtenx
[02:14] flowmobile: is her s/n

<!-- a few minutes of bullshitting about what kind of hax can be pulled off -->

[02:17] flowmobile: okay so how do we get it on there? direct connect through aim?
[02:17] flowmobile: the second she shuts her cover, screen saver goes on
[02:17] flowmobile: and roomate cant put it on
[02:17] flowmobile: due to password
[02:17] Cancer Chips: i'll figure something out... it also depends on whether she has an intelmac or 
                      not, cause it's written in asm for ppc
[02:17] flowmobile: right ok
[02:18] flowmobile: and if not we do the good-old fashioned baseball bat smashing
[02:18] flowmobile: that would be more enjoyable
[02:19] Cancer Chips: yea, but baseball bat smashing is vandalism
[02:19] flowmobile: right.  the great thing is everything you do seems to be legal
[02:19] Cancer Chips: my trick leaves nothing. it runs, does its job, and kils itself
[02:19] flowmobile: good
[02:19] Cancer Chips: not really
[02:19] flowmobile: k ha
[02:19] Cancer Chips: it's just untraceable
[02:19] flowmobile: right
[02:19] flowmobile: fuck her
[02:19] Cancer Chips: right
[02:20] Cancer Chips: i love ruin
[02:20] flowmobile: pay some black guys to rape her

Personal Life

Ryan loves chasers as opposed to plumpers. You see, Ryan had a weight problem growing up. On his off time he hangs out with his brother and partner Billy Bilodeau.

Ryan pictured here with his brother Billy.

His ex-girlfriend (the one he tried to have haxxed) has a restraining order on him, but he denies it:

[02:45] flowmobile: the other day i was talking to this girl 
                    and she walked by and her face turned 
                    red and she put her head down.  she told 
                    her roomate that she had supposedly 
                    gotten a restraining order against me so 
                    when she saw me that day she came up to 
                    me and was like the r/o doesn't allow 
                    us to be this close 
[02:45] flowmobile: so thats kind of a microcosm of what I 
                    dealt with
[02:48] Cancer Chips: rough
[02:49] flowmobile: i know
[02:49] flowmobile: we've all made mistakes and lied, like i did the other day
[02:49] flowmobile: but this is fabricating stories
[02:50] flowmobile: alright well u got better shit to do than talk about this crazy gir
[02:50] flowmobile: girl

Personal Quotes

Ryan tries to live by the motto "Strength and Honor", and names his father as his personal hero, because "he gave everything he could for his family."

This is obviously true if "Strength and Honor" means failing miserably in life. His father is obviously his hero; where do you think Ryan learned his homosexuality?

In ten years, Ryan hopes to be “wherever God calls me to be,”

Wake up Ryan, Jesus died a long time ago. If he was so smart, how come he died? DISREGARD THAT

Ryan's Favorite Quotes

(Taken from his Facebook profile)

	“	Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.	„
	—Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP

Well Ryan, we would consider this page being on the top of Google search results for your name to be that final defeat.

	“	I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.	„
	—Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP

You must be frozen after reading this article.

	“	If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always over-educated.	„
	—Ryan Bilodeau, URIGOP

FYI: Everyone hates you because you're arrogant. Die in a fireplzkthx.

	“	Pay some black guys to rape her	„
	—Ryan Bilodeau, on his ex

LOL WUT? Racism, Revenge, and Rape? Sounds exactly like the kind of guy I would want to elect.

Future Plans

Ryan will be back to the University of Rhode Island this coming school year September 2008. Be sure to drop him a line using the contact info below. As the year progresses and he commits racial hate crimes they will be documented here.

Contacting Ryan for gay love

Ryan loves blind dates! He loves to post his information on Craigslist looking to smoke some rod.

See Also

• Christian
• Homophobe
• Poser
• Republican

External Links

• Ryan's Facebook Profile