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There's an [[Mutts|American]] schizophrenic who does drugs, comes to [[Int|/int/]] every day and spams, sometimes gets banned (more than often not), evades those bans, continues to spam, and the mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has completely filtered American flags as a result. He also spams a shitty general on [[Mu|/mu/]] called /bleep/ where it's just him talking to himself. They've since made a new general called /electronic/ to get away from him.
There's an [[Mutts|American]] schizo who does drugs, comes to [[Int|/int/]] every day and spams, evades bans, continues to spam, and mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has filtered American flags as a result.  
 
He spams a general on [[Mu|/mu/]] called /bleep/ where it's him talking to himself. They've since made a new general /electronic/ to get away from him.


Law enforcement, ED readers, [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 16]], ladies and gentlemen:
Law enforcement, ED readers, [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 16]], ladies and gentlemen:
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'''Matthew Zazueta''' is a 26 year old [[virgin]] pedophile from [[California]] who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming [[Int|/int/]].
'''Matthew Zazueta''' is a 26 year old [[virgin]] pedophile from [[California]] who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming [[Int|/int/]].
== History ==
== History ==
One day he found /brit/ and started spamming [[YouTube]] music links. Everyone started filtering the American flag and ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone to get attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.
One day he found /brit/ and started spamming [[YouTube]] music links.
 
Everyone started filtering American flags & ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone for attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.
 
In retaliation, some Briton started spamming [[kpop]] in his /bleep/, impersonating Matthew, talking about [[incest|fucking his dad]].


In retaliation, someone from /brit/ started spamming [[kpop]] in /bleep/, then impersonating Matthew, talking about [[incest|fucking his dad]].
When kpop started getting spammed, the spammer false-flagged saying "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general." Thus, Matthew began spamming kpop general, calling everyone incels.


When kpop started getting spammed in his /bleep/, the spammer false-flagged and said "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general" so he went to the kpop general and started spamming, calling everyone incels.
Then he figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.


Then he finally figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.
He's also a junkie doing drugs every day, furthering his [[Autism|mental instability]].


He's also a junkie who does drugs every day, furthering his [[Autism|mental instability]].
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== Poetry ==
== Poetry ==

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There's an American schizo who does drugs, comes to /int/ every day and spams, evades bans, continues to spam, and mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has filtered American flags as a result.

He spams a general on /mu/ called /bleep/ where it's him talking to himself. They've since made a new general /electronic/ to get away from him.

Law enforcement, ED readers, girls under the age of 16, ladies and gentlemen:

Matthew Zazueta is a 26 year old virgin pedophile from California who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming /int/.

History

One day he found /brit/ and started spamming YouTube music links.

Everyone started filtering American flags & ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone for attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.

In retaliation, some Briton started spamming kpop in his /bleep/, impersonating Matthew, talking about fucking his dad.

When kpop started getting spammed, the spammer false-flagged saying "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general." Thus, Matthew began spamming kpop general, calling everyone incels.

Then he figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.

He's also a junkie doing drugs every day, furthering his mental instability.

Poetry

TL;DR
   
“ 		 
Matthew loves to fuck his dad,

When he leaves, he's mighty sad.

His dad's cum fills him up with glee,

keeps some in a jar with his pee.


Boney boney we dem boys,

in Matthew's ass go his toys.

Horny horny daddy's dick,

fucking, sucking, nice and stiff.
 

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—Anon

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