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| <p><span class="ljlink"><b><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://gerbilsage.livejournal.com/" class="extiw" title="ljuser:gerbilsage">gerbilsage</a></b></span> thinks he is the Messiah rather than just a very naughty boy.
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| <p>Gerbilsage is the closet <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Creationist" title="Creationist">creationist</a>.
| | <p>Gerbilsage has recently received the dreaded [[ban]] from [[at least 100]] communities under the auspices that he is a [[troll]]. Since this accusation has largely been made by [[furries]], [[otherkin]], and [[User:Daniels penis]], we can assume that it is most likely false (given that none of the opinions of individuals within the aforementioned groups have shown the ability to reason). Gerbilsage is actually just lonely and can only interact with others through acting out. The 'true' cure to his deviant behaviour is simply more hugs. However, since he lives in [[Australia]] (read: backwoods bumfuck nowhere) no one is actually willing to go near him. His activity will likely continue unabated until LJ Abuse stops him or the prophet Zoroaster is reborn to combat him in an apocalyptic conflict. |
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| | </p><p>He does not lead [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]] and he is not [[iwrotetherules]]. |
| <a name="teh_truf" id="teh_truf"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">teh truf</span></h2>
| | </p><p>He is well known to have IRL friends on [[LJ Abuse]]. [http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/yonmei/4697.html?thread=30297#t30297] |
| <p>Gerbilsage has recently received the dreaded <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ban" title="Ban" class="mw-redirect">ban</a> from <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/At_least_100" title="At least 100" class="mw-redirect">at least 100</a> communities under the auspices that he is a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll" title="Troll">troll</a>. Since this accusation has largely been made by <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Furries" title="Furries" class="mw-redirect">furries</a>, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Otherkin" title="Otherkin">otherkin</a>, and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Daniels_penis" title="User:Daniels penis">daniels pengies</a>, we can assume that it is most likely false (given that none of the opinions of individuals within the aforementioned groups have shown the ability to reason). Gerbilsage is actually just lonely and can only interact with others through acting out. The 'true' cure to his deviant behaviour is simply more hugs. However, since he lives in <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Australia" title="Australia" class="mw-redirect">Australia</a> (read: backwoods bumfuck nowhere) no one is actually willing to go near him. His activity will likely continue unabated until LJ Abuse stops him or the prophet Zoroaster is reborn to combat him in an apocalyptic conflict. | |
| </p><p>He does not lead <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_LiveJournal_Circle_Jerk" title="The LiveJournal Circle Jerk">The LiveJournal Circle Jerk</a> and he is not <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Iwrotetherules" title="Iwrotetherules">iwrotetherules</a>. | |
| </p><p>He is well known to have IRL friends on <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/LJ_Abuse" title="LJ Abuse">LJ Abuse</a>. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/yonmei/4697.html?thread=30297#t30297" class="external autonumber" title="http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/yonmei/4697.html?thread=30297#t30297" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[1]</a> | |
| </p><p>Questionable Reincarnations | | </p><p>Questionable Reincarnations |
| </p><p>[<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://blogavad-gita.livejournal.com/" class="external autonumber" title="http://blogavad-gita.livejournal.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[2]</a>] | | </p><p>{{ljuser|blogavad-gita}} {{ljuser|vox-diabolica}} {{ljuser|ronronruu}} {{ljuser|ultio_deorum}} [http://community.livejournal.com/conspire2010/] |
| [<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://vox-diabolica.livejournal.com/" class="external autonumber" title="http://vox-diabolica.livejournal.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[3]</a>]
| | </p><p>Gerbilsage, in his infinite wisdom, returned to LiveJournal after bannination. He disguised himself poorly as a user called Vox_Diabolica [http://www.whostalkin.com/search?q=gerbilsage&x=0&y=0]. Unfortunately, he still doesn't know how to behave like an adult, and thus he has been suspended again. Never fear! This future Troll Hall of Fame member is fully expected to return to LiveJournal under a new name and expect everyone to believe he's someone completely different. |
| [<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://ronronruu.livejournal.com/" class="external autonumber" title="http://ronronruu.livejournal.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[4]</a>]
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| [<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://ultio_deorum.livejournal.com/" class="external autonumber" title="http://ultio_deorum.livejournal.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[5]</a>]
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| [<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://community.livejournal.com/conspire2010/" class="external autonumber" title="http://community.livejournal.com/conspire2010/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[6]</a>] | |
| </p><p>Gerbilsage, in his infinite wisdom, returned to LiveJournal after bannination. He disguised himself poorly as a user called Vox_Diabolica <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20101101203531/http://www.whostalkin.com/search?q=gerbilsage&x=0&y=0" class="external autonumber" title="http://www.whostalkin.com/search?q=gerbilsage&x=0&y=0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">[7]</a>. Unfortunately, he still doesn't know how to behave like an adult, and thus he has been suspended again. Never fear! This future Troll Hall of Fame member is fully expected to return to LiveJournal under a new name and expect everyone to believe he's someone completely different. | |
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