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== Offended ==
#REDIRECT [[Talk:Offended]]
 
Daghead, the answer of your question is so that they see the cute images..... then to break to pattern, it throws shock images at them, for example awwwww it lime cat..... OH SHIT
[[user:Ares|Ares]] 13:06, 3 may 2011
 
If the goal is to be offensive, why would it instruct to scroll ''slowly''? A typical internet dweller would only see half of the first shock image before leaving. If instructed to scroll ''quickly'', a bunch of horrible photos would flash on their screen before they managed to exit. Though I would understand the desire to be somewhat merciful, and instead keep the page mostly just for those who actually enjoy this shit.--[[User:Daghead|Daghead]] 01:20, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
 
Needs moar pooper <div style="font-family:HG PSG;font-size:15px"><b>[[User:Meepsheep|Meepsheep]]</b> [[File:RedSheep007.jpg|50px]]</div> 00:35, 17 April 2011 (UTC)
 
It's so wonderful having ED's most notorious page back. Ed just wasn't the same without it :3 [[User:Unlucky Kitty|Unlucky Kitty]] April 18, 2011 3:12 a.m.
:Where is the other old pics??? --[[User:Frosty2204|Frosty2204]] 02:10, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
 
Needs moar Blue Waffle [[User:Valandil|Valandil]]
 
Thak you for bringing it back... Every race and religion is equal? That was offensive for even TRYING to put on before. It also needs more creepypasta... just saying. [[User:nthckr|nthckr]]
 
Add moar lulz to dis. Full of win. And if your only putting four cute images, eg limecat, cute animals for the next three, and then start throwing shock images of goatse,tubgirl, and more fucked up shit, you'll need more shock images like the .com version of this website had. I loved looking at this page and the best part is the worsest picture ever image. A couple of links were broken so that should be fixed. Good parts about dis page is that this page is likely to shock some people, but not most. The best thing for someone to do is to add more shock images and repeat the images of goatse,lemonparty, and so forth.I would also recommend that Guro be added to shock the user. The more shock images, the more likely you'll be successful at winning. Be a winrar, add moar shock images. [[User:Limexialia|Limexialia]]
 
Could somebody add [http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg this] image? I think it's pretty well suited to the Offended page. [[User:Aphex123|Aphex123]] 01:21, 10 November 2011 (CET)
 
 
Also, someone could look up for [[Media:Boiled alive dogs asians.jpg|such kind of pics]]. [[User:Dandranella|Dandranella]] 20:50, 14 June 2013 (EDT)
 
== New and improved! ==
 
Yeah, as awesome as Offended was, it was way too repetitive. Now that there are new pix, I am filled with joy! [[User:TorchicBlaziken|TorchicBlaziken]] 06:15, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
 
== The icing on the cake ==
 
If I remember the last picture was usually a picture of the US president to show some sort of pun. Why has that been removed/not added? [[User:Tetrahegan|Tetrahegan]] 16:12, 20 April 2011 (UTC)
 
== end pics ==
 
I thought there were some pictures of Bush and Black Jesus at the end --[[User:ThePooThatTookaPee|ThePooThatTookaPee]] 05:24, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
:Come on now that's just sick. [[User:DoNotWant|DoNotWant]] 05:26, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
::Yeah but ED was always about sick, offensive stuff. Take that out and we are just Ohinternet with vulgar words. And none of use want that. [[User:Tetrahegan|Tetrahegan]] 06:44, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
 
 
::No, this SUCKS!!!! The jap girls should be at the end due to their lack of size DD tits.[[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchan]] 01:57, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
:::^This... Fucking lul. [[User:Tetrahegan|Tetrahegan]] 05:02, 25 April 2011 (UTC)
 
== Too many pleasant pics at the beginning ==
 
I remember the original offended had only two pleasant pics at the beginning: the lime cat and the dear/bunny pic. Before Old ED's death a third had been added, though I forget what it was. I feel the article can make do with two/three pics before the turnaround instead of what is now a total of seven. [[User:Depravo|Depravo]] 01:30, 8 May 2011 (UTC).
 
:Well SysOps must have a good reason for that, anyway you should be happy that a least the page is back. [[user:XLulzX|XLulzX]]
 
:: Of course I'm happy about that. This page is perhaps the greatest troll page on the tubes. [[User:Depravo|Depravo]] 20:14, 23 May 2011 (UTC)
:::There is not reason. Tell me how to fix it and I will. --[[User:Zæg|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zæg|(talk)]] 13:21, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
 
::::Just gotta regulate the pleasant ones. Keep it to a minimum. It is funny when you finally get to the goods but the fucking countdown is now 11 pleasant pics and thats just boring and useless. Keep the limit at five with Limecat.jpg, Benigntrollpic.jpg, 67042633_kitten.jpg, 14ba421df3589b.jpg, and Alodia.jpg. I personally would be pleased to see the count be either three or four, but I know [[13 year old boys|other EDiots now think differently]]. As for the remaining ones I say just delete them, for They're doing nothing else but sitting in [[User:Agnostic3000|Agnostic3000]] page anyway and are just useless wastes of space and bandwidth otherwise. -- [[User:Depravo|Depravo]] 00:47, 5 June 2011 (UTC)
 
==Get me out of here!==
How about returning that button to the page?
--[[User:MilanorTSW|MilanorTSW]] 13:16, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
:What did it link to? --[[User:Zæg|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zæg|(talk)]] 13:21, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
::I'm not exactly sure, but I believe that it led to a Last Measure mirror. Maybe encyclopediadramatica.on.nimp.org? --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 13:24, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
:::Used to spawn around 100 windows with beautiful pictures using JavaScript. --[[User:MilanorTSW|MilanorTSW]] 13:29, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
::::lol ok, We can have it link to [[Kittens]] since last measure doesn't work anymore. --[[User:Zæg|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zæg|(talk)]] 13:32, 4 June 2011 (UTC)
:::::there must be something better than Kittens. I mean, all those images were already displayed in the article. Why not try [niggers.on.nimp.org]? I just tested it, works like a charm. Although Firefox 4, as well as Chrome, plaster warnings all over it. It's still better than kittens. Not to mention that anyone who would be legitimately offended by Kittens wouldn't make it to that button in the first place.[[User:G&#39;orzak|G&#39;orzak]] 05:12, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
If you click on Last Measure ''and'' you managed to activate it, you're fucking retarded.--[[User:Echelon|Echelon]] 22:23, 27 October 2011 (CEST)
 
== Too many cute images ==
::I think there are too many cute images, it doesn't add any tension, just makes the un-expecting reader get bored. I think there should be no more than 2-4 cute images on the page before it gets to the pain series.  - [[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]] 19:56, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
 
:I agree, too many images that are sfw seems too much it should be a small lure then obviously the trap will have to come into play. Like fishing lure the fish with bait and the catch it off guard. [[User:Tetrahegan|Tetrahegan]] 23:06, 11 June 2011 (UTC)
 
:::I also agree with the above.AND there's so much useless pictures down below as well.This article needs a clean-up.--[[User:ThePooThatTookaPee|ThePooThatTookaPee]] 19:40, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
 
::::Much better now. Let us make sure it stays left that way. [[User:Depravo|Depravo]] 03:07, 24 June 2011 (UTC)
:::::My doggy stays though. [[User:Explodingpiglets|Explodingpiglets]] 03:23, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
 
== Some images ==
Images Offended69.jpg to Offended72.jpg are working, -- [[User:XLulzX|XLulzX]] {{unsigned|Limexialia}}
 
== Inadequate pics ==
 
WTF, Am I supposed to be offended by a pic of a moldy slice of bread?  Or some caterpillars? Or even a giant turd? C'mon, guize...--[[User:Chzoronzon|Chzoronzon]] 02:40, 5 September 2011 (CEST)
 
== Interesting fact ==
I have scrolled slowly through this multiple times without blinking. Who else can do the same?  - [[User:Another n00b|Another n00b]] 21:12, 11 October 2011 (CEST)
:I still can't take the pain jpegs >.< {{User:Oblique/sig}} 05:09, 30 October 2011 (CET)
 
== Boners ==
 
Was I the only one that got a boner from this? {{unsigned|CocaineCola}}
 
==It's been 3 years==
 
3 long years since I first viewed this glorious article.
''I came in as a boy, but left... a netizen.'' ~[[User:RTDice|RTDice]] 6:03 PM Dec. 14 2011 (ET)
 
==Here's An Excellent Source Grotesque Shock Images for the Offended Page!!==
 
http://ichan.org/sk/
 
^^^Some of the images on that link would be GREAT for the Offended page since most of them I haven't seen on this page yet.  I hope that link helps you guys. Peace out and have a nice day.
 
--[[User:MegaManSwordMan|MegaManSwordMan]] 03:45, 31 January 2012 (CET)
 
== Panelling ==
 
You're some sick fucked-up sickheads, you know that?--[[User:Atlas|Atlas]] 16:36, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
:lol -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:09, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
::Stay with us for a week and you'll be just the same. I dare you. --[[User:Gseed|Gseed]] 17:56, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
:::actually, it looks like [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:Offended&diff=prev&oldid=351864 he already is]. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 22:04, 15 March 2012 (EDT)
::::That link doesn't work, you faggot.--[[User:Atlas|Atlas]] 22:13, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
 
== LOL ==
 
I enjoy the page n all, but can someone plz upload moar offending images?  Cuz offended is getting old after looking at the same shit [[over 9000]] times. KTHX ~~ [[User:Bystandah2012|Bystandah2012]]
 
== An idea ==
 
Since it begins with cute animals and stuff, why not use pics of animal torture like this one between the said cute animals and tubgirl/goatse one? [[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchæn]] 12:50, 17 November 2012 (EST)
[[Image:UnDrowned_Cat1.gif]]
:Good idea ''' | [[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicynips]]''' '''|''' [[User_talk:FredJuicynips|Talk]] '''|''' [[Special:Contributions/FredJuicynips|Contribs]] '''|''' 12:53, 17 November 2012 (EST)
 
Oooh oooh add some of the pics with the chinese woman stomping cats.[[User:Hitmonchan|Hitmonchæn]] 13:56, 17 November 2012 (EST)
: Links? ''' | [[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicynips]]''' '''|''' [[User_talk:FredJuicynips|Talk]] '''|''' [[Special:Contributions/FredJuicynips|Contribs]] '''|''' 14:20, 17 November 2012 (EST)
::gifs are a horrible format and you should feel bad {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}15:41, 17 November 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}
:::Imo the beginning of the page (cute animals and then Pain Series) should be left alone. Don't see a reason why not put those somewhere after said beginning though. --[[User:Gseed|Gseed]] 17:16, 17 November 2012 (EST)
::::That gif was already there...[[User:NKO|¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯]] [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|PLZ RÆP MAH FACE]] 13:05, 18 November 2012 (EST)
 
==Lollin hard==
Changed since I was last here. Love it.--[[User:Drunkenlazybastard|Drunkenlazybastard]] 04:33, 7 April 2013 (EDT)
 
== Needs more dead babies ==
 
I was browsing the page on [[dead babies]], and I thought to myself, "Hey, last time I checked, [[Offended]] didn't have hardly any of these lovely photos!"
 
I think we need some moar dead baby pics. Right now, there's just the Harlequin Fetus and that weird tomato-blood-eyeball thing, no bloody fetuses or babies with burns/slices in their heads.
 
If nobody else wants to, I'll just whip some of the current images into a collage and put it somewhere in the page, perhaps between [[Media:Pain7.jpg| the last collage]] and [[Media:Mutilated Cunt.jpg| the raped, burned, mutilated lady]]?
 
Or, if someone thinks of a place to put it to maximize the shock value, I'm open to suggestions. [[User:Sandwitch|Sandwitch]] 03:35, 30 April 2013 (EDT)
 
==Offended77.jpg==
Signed up to edit this page but found it was locked. Whatever your views on gays are I don't think a vanilla scat porn image deserves a place in this article. Offended44.jpg should be removed. [[User:Dogsmells|Dogsmells]] 17:11, 26 May 2013 (EDT)
 
== Niggercocks ==
 
Thx 4 da fap material I rly enjoy it :) [[User:FapToJesus|FapToJesus]] 11:53, 26 September 2013 (EDT)
 
== New shit ==
 
I think the page needs moar pictures that aren't just a bunch of dead babies/people. The page should have moar weird shit like blue waffles, people eating shit, genital deformities, etc. The bloody pictures don't seem graphic enough.
Also I think the offended page needs moar .gifs.
 
==Uhh...==
 
I'm... kinda surprised by the amount of rather disgusting content here... - [[User:Sligneris|Sligneris]] 12:18, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
 
:What did you expect? Pretty roses and cute pokemanz pics? -[[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 12:23, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
 
::To be honest, I'd be better off with this kind of thing just not existing at all. Really, the very fact that there are humans who think making photos like these and publishing them is a good idea disgusts me.. - [[User:Sligneris|Sligneris]] 12:32, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
:::Lol shut up twat, this is routine gore and scat + subtle comedic elements.  The same images can be found on thousands of different websites all accessible through google.  Nobody forced you to look at them. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 12:58, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
 
== I have an image that is just perfect for the Offended page ==
 
Since this page is locked, I can't put it in myself, but here it is:
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[[File:Man drinks and injects toilet water.gif]]
[[User:MrGoatse|MrGoatse]] 01:03, 18 December 2014 (EST)
 
==i have an idea==
Add a picture of a baby orangutan at the top of the page along with the adorable animals before all the shock images Start.
 
== Lol ==
 
how tf did you make a fucking WIKIMEDIA ARTICLE 404 LOL --[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 19:04, 13 May 2023 (EDT)
:wow -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]]  23:42, 13 May 2023 (EDT)
::it still aint fixed. >:/ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]]  14:49, 29 May 2023 (EDT)

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