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Game Shows are where people with a GED, poor people on food stamps or some "Genius" who stroke off their huge ego and tiny tiny pricks compete in order to try to make a boat load of money and win "fabulous prizes". That is until they get a nice visit from Mr. taxman and have to drop their drawers so they have to give their fair share.

How Niggers act when you award them nice prizes (Starts at 11:44)

FACT- Did you know that a woman will react the same way winning a dishwasher on The Price is Right as when a chainsaw wielding psychopath rapist runs after them?

Game Show Hosts

Are empty suits that work up to three days a month whose sole job is to look pretty on stage and read questions. If they worked any less harder they would be eligible for unemployment benefits.

Alex Trebek †

Alex Trebek was a former Canuck who started his reign of terror in the early '70s with shows like Wizard of Odds & Double Dare. Shows that not even your 9,000 year old grandma remembers. He didn't start getting famous until he did High Rollers. When the show got cancelled Trebek got so butthurt that he got drunk on the show during the 1980 Finale. Trebek was well known for getting stinking ass drunk before the tapings he did game shows for. One of the most famous examples was when he was shooting a paid promo for some sort of contest Jeopardy did in the early '90s. These outtakes were leaked to youtube some years ago and has been bringing the lulz to this day.

"FUCK YOU! AND THEM TOO!" - Alex Trebek

However during the early '90s Trebek stopped getting drunk before the show and he became a bigger pretentious asshole than Michael Moore & Rush Limbaugh put together.

From the unreleased Jeopardy Movie where Alex Octos her pussy

Bob Barker

Bob Barker was an American who was known for hosting 2 game shows for 50 years, Truth or Consequences which nobody remembers, and The Price is Right, which he hosted until he was old and crusty, and he told everyone to get their pets' balls cut off and after his wife died, he started fucking the models until the models sued his ass but still failed because they agreed to have sex with his old ass. He's also known for kicking Adam Sandler's^✡ ass in one of his hilarious comedy films.

Game Show Contestants

Charles Ingram

Charles is a Limey that appeared as a contestant on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. He is known as "Major Fraud" in his homeland because he cheated his way to a million pounds. As a result of his fail his rank was removed and lulz was had by all. When you see how he cheated the lulz factor multiplies by ten. While sitting in the hot seat he would repeat the answers to the question. He had a friend who was also a contestant cough loudly when he read the correct answer. While 99% of the audience knew what was going on the staff and the host Chris Tarrent were unaware until the of the show even though Chris mention several times how he thought his thought process was odd. Derp!

"Can I have of teh cheat? Derp! Derp! Derp!" - Charles "Major Fraud" Ingram

To add even more lulz Charles still says he never cheated to this day. :D

Michael Larson

Michael Larson was a ice cream truck driver that used to frequently offer kids candy to go in the back of his van. When he wasn't doing that Michael used to obsessively watch game shows. One day he noticed that the show "Press Your Luck" used patterns to shuffle the board. The reason the show was using patterns was because the computer was a Babbage Machine. That was when he ran his fat Santa Claus looking ass to Hollywood and bought a cheap suit from Salvation Army to go on the show.

"Can I have of teh money? Derp! Derp! Derp!" - Michael "hippie" Larson

"Can I have of teh MOAR money? Derp! Derp! Derp!" - Michael "hippie" Larson

Michael won moar than $110,237 which could have got you 40 tons of blow back then. The show thought Michael cheated and literally scrutinized every second of tape. When they didn't find anything they broadcast the show and lulz was had at their expense. :D

With his winnings Michael cashed his check and got all of it in one dollar bills because a radio station at the time was doing a contest and if the serial numbers matched you'd get $30,000. Some savy criminals heard about the loose money and when Micheal went to a Christmas party they broke in to his house and stoled it all. It went all downhill from there and Michael died of teh throat cancer in 1999.

Arrold van den Hurk

So some Dutch guy won teh lottery to appear on Miljoenenjacht (The O.G. Deal or No Deal). He had a great run with the cases and was offered 125,000 Euros when he did what any intelligent human being would do and accepted the offer. He immediately bawed right away and claimed it was an accident but the judge pwned him by saying that “I’m really sorry, but rules are rules”. To rub salt in to his derpy wounds he was forced to play out the rest of the round and of course he had the 5,000,000 Euros in his case.

Not accepting the fact that he failed, the moron filed a lolsuit. The LOLyer claimed that the rules were changed prior to taping. Not surprisingly the case went no where (Insert The Price Losing Horns Here).

Rodney Alcala

Rodney Alcala was some spic from Texas who killed a bunch of people in the 70s and is called the Dating Game Killer because while he was killing a bunch of whores in California back when the faggotry and the third-world conditions in the state was contained in San Francisco, he went on The Dating Game where he was looking to kill another bitch. He ended up actually winning (Go figure women are dumb and love serial killers), but unfortunately for our boy Rodney the girl he would have dated decided not to date him because he was creepy as hell and as such he lost out on a target. Then a year later he ended up getting his ass in jail and was given the death penalty but luckily for our boy Rodney the state of California started to decay into the third-world country that we know it as today and so he got to live another 42 years living off of the backs of California taxpayers.

Game Show lolcows

Naturally with how the medium is, lots of autists have been drawn to the medium of Game Shows and documenting everything about it.

Game Show Garbage/Game Show Gumbo/~~Robert~~ Cyndi Seidelman^✡

Cyndi (formerly Robert) Seidelman, is a brave beautiful skinny transwoman who lives in Washington and spends all of his life reviewing shitty game shows that he doesn't like and combines it with Wrestling and Baseball since he also happens to be obsessed with that kind of garbage. Robert has been reviewing game shows since 2009 which means that he has wasted much of his life crying about a game show that he has hated all of his life, the 1990 Revival of Tic Tac Dough hosted by Patrick Wayne which was shit and featured a rapping dragon. While Game Show Garbage died like a wet fart in 2019, and so has Robert's overweight friend Jim Williams, Robert still spends his time acting like he's a woman (but doesn't put the actual effort into making himself look like a woman) religiously obsessing over game shows.

Asalieri's video calling out our boy Robert

Robert's wonderful hosting skills at Evergreen College (The College known for having No White People Day)

Buzzerblog/Cory Anotado/Alex Davis/Bob Hagh

What happens when you take a obese faggot Filipino version of Arthur Chu, a faggot AIDS-infested Anglophile failed musician, and a Persian faggot obsessed with Pokemon? You get the shittiest Game Show dirtrag out there, Buzzerblog. Since 2005 (with a little breather in the early 2010s when they moved from Blogspot to their own website) Buzzerblog has been plaguing the internet with shitty news where they cry about how evil conservatives are for being involved with game shows (don't tell them that 95% of Game Show hosts are Republicans), making all sorts of shitty rumors that they got from other more-reputable (reputable compared to Buzzerblog) sources, and running a shitty radio show that nobody watches, a twitch stream every once a year where they pocket money and claim that its charity, and a Discord server where they groom minors into becoming just like them. Today their site is mostly dead with constant bugs, they mostly spend their time on the Website formerly known as Twitter to seethe about Trump and go on Game Shows where they lose to Trannies because they don't fit the Diversity requirements.

What Cory thinks is Humor

What Cory Thinks about Children

Arthur Chu

Arthur's Thread

~~Thomas~~ Amy Schneider

Amy (formerly Thomas E.) Schneider was just your ordinary programmer who moved out to San Francisco to try out on Jeopardy a bunch of times but couldn't get on it due to having zero charisma. Fast forward post-Trebek's death and trooning out, Thomas finally accomplished his dream of becoming the most successful woman on Jeopardy (Women BTFO) due to his autism on Pop Culture trivia and being fed retards to compete against him. Unfortunately for Tommy even with all the money he won for surgeries and HRT he still will never be a real woman.

Game Show crap

American Idol - like Star Search only with everyone singing nigger music
Bob Saget - rhymes with faggot
Fergie Olver - creepy Canadian host of Just Like Mom
Golden Road.net - where aficionados gather to discuss The Price Is Right
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!? - a forced meme originating from Indian game show Dadagiri: Beat the Bullies
Numberwang - a British comedy sketch involving a fictitious game show

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-Game Shows are where people with a [[Idiot|GED]], poor people on [[nigger|food stamps]] or some [[Nerd|"Genius"]] who stroke off their huge ego and tiny tiny pricks compete in order to try to make a boat load of money and [[Luser|win]] [[Crap|"fabulous prizes"]]. That is when they get a nice visit from [[Jew|Mr. taxman]] and have to drop their drawers so they have to give there fair share.
+{{Spoilers|Alex Trebek Regis Philbin and Bob Barker died}}
+Game Shows are where people with a [[Idiot|GED]], poor people on [[nigger|food stamps]] or some [[Nerd|"Genius"]] who stroke off their huge ego and tiny tiny pricks compete in order to try to make a boat load of money and [[Luser|win]] [[Crap|"fabulous prizes"]]. That is until they get a nice visit from [[Jew|Mr. taxman]] and have to drop their drawers so they have to give their fair share.
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 Are empty suits that work up to three days a month whose sole job is to look pretty on stage and read questions. If they worked any less harder they would be eligible for unemployment benefits.
-===Alex Trebek===
+===Alex Trebek †===
-[[Douchebag|Alex Trebek]] is a former [[Canada|Canuck]] who started his reign of terror in the early '70s with shows like Wizard of Odds & Double Dare. Shows that not even your 9,000 year old grandma remembers. He didn't start getting famous until he did [[High|High]] Rollers. When the show got cancelled Trebek got so butthurt that he got drunk on the show during the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0gB9VfqcY 1980 Finale]. Trebek was well known for getting stinking ass drunk before the tapings he did game shows for. One of the most famous examples was when he was shooting a paid promo for some sort of [[Nigerian scam|contest]] Jeopardy did in the early '90s. These outtakes were leaked to youtube some years ago and has been bringing the lulz to this day.
+Alex Trebek was a former [[Canada|Canuck]] who started his reign of terror in the early '70s with shows like Wizard of Odds & Double Dare. Shows that not even your 9,000 year old grandma remembers. He didn't start getting famous until he did [[High|High]] Rollers. When the show got cancelled Trebek got so butthurt that he got drunk on the show during the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0gB9VfqcY 1980 Finale]. Trebek was well known for getting stinking ass drunk before the tapings he did game shows for. One of the most famous examples was when he was shooting a paid promo for some sort of [[Nigerian scam|contest]] Jeopardy did in the early '90s. These outtakes were leaked to youtube some years ago and has been bringing the lulz to this day.
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 However during the early '90s Trebek stopped getting drunk before the show and he became a bigger pretentious asshole than Michael Moore & Rush Limbaugh put together.
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+'''From the unreleased Jeopardy Movie where Alex [[fucks|Octos]] her [[pussy]]'''</center><br />
+===Bob Barker===
+Bob Barker was an American who was known for hosting 2 game shows for 50 years, [[Truth]] or [[Torture|Consequences]] which nobody remembers, and ''The Price is Right'', which he hosted until he was old and crusty, and he told everyone to get their pets' balls cut off and after his wife died, he started fucking the models until the models sued his ass but still failed because they agreed to have sex with his old ass. He's also known for kicking Adam Sandler's{{jew}} ass in one of his [[shit|hilarious]] comedy films.
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 ==Game Show Contestants==
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 Charles is a [[United Kingdom|Limey]] that appeared as a contestant on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. He is known as "Major [[Fail|Fraud]]" in his homeland because he cheated his way to a million pounds. As a result of his [[fail]] his rank was removed and [[lulz]] was had by all. When you see how he cheated the lulz factor multiplies by ten. While sitting in the hot seat he would repeat the answers to the question. He had a friend who was also a contestant cough loudly when he read the correct answer. While 99% of the audience knew what was going on the staff and the host [[retard|Chris Tarrent]] were unaware until the of the show even though Chris mention several times how he thought his thought process was odd. Derp!
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 '''"Can I have of teh cheat? Derp! Derp! Derp!" - Charles "Major Fraud" Ingram'''</center><br />
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+===Arrold van den [[Hur]]k===
+So [[douche|some Dutch guy]] won teh lottery to appear on Miljoenenjacht (The O.G. Deal or No Deal). He had a great run with the cases and was offered 125,000 Euros when he did what any [[derp|intelligent]] human being would do and [[fail|accepted the offer]]. He immediately bawed right away and claimed it was an accident but the judge [[pwn]]ed him by saying that “I’m really sorry, but rules are rules”. To rub salt in to his derpy wounds he was forced to play out the rest of the round and of course he had the 5,000,000 Euros in his case.
+Not accepting the fact that he failed, the moron filed a [[lolsuit]]. The LOLyer claimed that [http://www.amsterdamherald.com/index.php/rss/1060-20131120-no-deal-loser-vows-take-endemol-to-court-over-5-million-euro-facepalm-netherlands-dutch-entertainment-courts the rules were changed prior to taping]. Not surprisingly the case went no where (Insert The Price Losing Horns Here).
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+===Rodney Alcala===
+Rodney Alcala was some [[spic]] from [[Texas]] who killed a bunch of people in the 70s and is called ''the Dating Game Killer'' because while he was killing a bunch of [[women|whores]] in [[California]] back when the [[faggotry]] and the third-world conditions in the state was contained in [[San Francisco]], he went on ''The Dating Game'' where he was looking to kill another bitch. He ended up actually winning (Go figure women are dumb and love serial killers), but unfortunately for our boy Rodney the girl he would have dated decided not to date him because he was creepy as hell and as such he lost out on a target. Then a year later he ended up getting his ass in jail and was given the death penalty but luckily for our boy Rodney the state of California started to decay into the third-world country that we know it as today and so he got to live another 42 years living off of the backs of California taxpayers.
+<center><youtube>cq0JSl6W74E</youtube></center><br />
+==Game Show lolcows==
+Naturally with how the medium is, lots of [[autism|autists]] have been drawn to the medium of Game Shows and documenting everything about it.
+'''Game Show Garbage/Game Show Gumbo/<s>Robert</s> Cyndi Seidelman{{jew}}'''
+Cyndi (formerly Robert) Seidelman, is a [[coward|brave]] [[disgusting|beautiful]] [[fat|skinny]] [[tranny|transwoman]] who lives in Washington and spends all of his life reviewing shitty game shows that he doesn't like and combines it with [[Wrestling]] and [[Baseball]] since he also happens to be obsessed with that kind of [[garbage]]. Robert has been reviewing game shows since 2009 which means that he has wasted much of his life crying about a game show that he has hated all of his life, the 1990 Revival of Tic Tac Dough hosted by Patrick Wayne which was [[shit]] and featured a rapping dragon. While Game Show Garbage died like a wet fart in 2019, and so has Robert's overweight [[faggot|friend]] Jim Williams, Robert still spends his time acting like he's a woman (but doesn't put the actual effort into making himself look like a woman) religiously obsessing over game shows.
+<center><youtube>CeS10yc_JDg</youtube></center><br />
+'''Asalieri's video calling out our boy Robert'''
+<center><youtube>qOBEFgZvgDM</youtube></center><br />
+'''Robert's wonderful hosting skills at Evergreen College (The College known for having No [[White People]] Day)'''
+'''Buzzerblog/Cory Anotado/Alex Davis/Bob Hagh'''
+What happens when you take a [[obese]] [[faggot]] [[Filipino]] version of [[Arthur Chu]], a faggot [[AIDS]]-infested [[England|Anglophile]] failed [[musician]], and a [[Persian]] faggot obsessed with [[Pokemon]]? You get the shittiest Game Show [[journalist|dirtrag]] out there, Buzzerblog. Since 2005 (with a little breather in the early 2010s when they moved from [[Blogspot]] to their own website) Buzzerblog has been plaguing the internet with shitty news where they cry about how evil [[nazis|conservatives]] are for being involved with game shows (don't tell them that 95% of Game Show hosts are Republicans), making all sorts of shitty rumors that they got from other more-reputable (reputable compared to Buzzerblog) sources, and running a shitty radio show that nobody watches, a [[twitch]] stream every once a year where they pocket [[money]] and claim that its charity, and a [[Discord]] server where they [[groom]] minors into becoming just like them. Today their site is mostly dead with constant bugs, they mostly spend their time on the Website formerly known as [[Twitter]] to seethe about [[Trump]] and go on Game Shows where they lose to [[Trannies]] because they don't fit the [[Diversity]] requirements.
+<center><youtube>H9P6BEXk90A</youtube></center><br />
+'''What Cory thinks is Humor'''
+<center><youtube>HrPeeJSZM5U</youtube></center><br />
+'''What Cory Thinks about Children'''
+'''Arthur Chu'''
+[[Arthur Chu|Arthur's Thread]]
+'''<s>Thomas</s> Amy Schneider'''
+Amy (formerly Thomas E.) Schneider was just your ordinary programmer who moved out to San Francisco to try out on Jeopardy a bunch of times but couldn't get on it due to having zero charisma. Fast forward post-Trebek's death and trooning out, Thomas finally accomplished his dream of becoming the most successful [[tranny|woman]] on Jeopardy (Women BTFO) due to his autism on Pop Culture trivia and being fed [[retards]] to compete against him. Unfortunately for Tommy even with all the money he won for surgeries and HRT he still [[YWNBAW|will never be a real woman]].
 ==Game Show crap==
 *'''[[American Idol]]''' - like ''[[wikipedia:Star_Search|Star Search]]'' only with everyone singing nigger music
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 *[[Mtiller2006]]
 *[[Golden Road.net]]
+*[[Squid Game]]
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