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| #Make sure your quote is recent, [[lulzy]], and [[Internet Relevant|relevant]] to ED | | #Make sure your quote is recent, [[lulzy]], and [[Internet Relevant|relevant]] to ED |
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| #'''[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Quote_of_the_Now&action=edit§ion=new Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]''' | | #'''[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Quote_of_the_Now&action=edit Click here to start a new section at the bottom of this page]''' |
| #Type the quoted person's name or a short description of the quote in the Subject/headline box | | #Type the quoted person's name or a short description of the quote in the Subject/headline box |
| #Type the actual quote in "quotation marks," followed by the name of the person who said it, and a link to where you found the quote at | | #Type the actual quote in "quotation marks," followed by the name of the person who said it, and a link to where you found the quote at |
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| <div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div> | | <div style="font-size:30px;color:red;text-decoration:blink;padding-bottom:0.5em;">^ READ THIS SHIT ^</div> |
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| == ED is full of jews. == | | ==[[WingsofRedemption]]== |
| Everyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica are secret jews. This info explains everything that happens here. [[User:Jackfisher|Jackfisher]] 04:28, 5 December 2014 (EST)
| | "Consequences have actions pimp" - Jordie "Richard" Jordan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMJfECDok3M& [[User:Little Dark Age|Little Dark Age]] ([[User talk:Little Dark Age|talk]]) 10:07, 17 August 2021 (EDT) |
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| == Suggestion ==
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| Ok, this page is blank, so IDK if this is the right place to put this, but...
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| I'd like to suggest this timeless quote from [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] on #ed IRC. [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 03:54, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| [23:37:08] <puddles> stop reminding me
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| [23:37:11] <puddles> stop reminding me
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| [23:37:14] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| [23:37:17] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| [23:37:19] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| [23:37:23] <puddles> stop
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| [23:37:24] <puddles> stop
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| [23:37:24] <puddles> stop
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| generally there is emphasis on the 'Now'...thats not recent --[[User:Likeicare|Emperor Likeicare]] 04:19, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| : This happened just 5 days ago, here's the exact wording:
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:14] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:17] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:19] <puddles> stop reminding me im a failure
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:20] <crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker> but you are
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:22] <honeynutpenis> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:23] <puddles> stop
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:24] <puddles> stop
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| 04/09/2014-[23:37:24] <puddles> stop
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| </pre> [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 06:38, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :: Nobody cares. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 06:30, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :::But he's a furfag sysop :< [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 06:38, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| {{Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/April 16, 2014}}
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| Search around for something better. If you find a good quote then please report back. Above is a decent QOTN. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 06:54, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :ED is [[NYPA|not your personal army]] for trolling Dbaggins.<font face="Balloon">[[User:sickpuppy66|<span style="color:red"> Sickpuppy</span>]]</font> [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|Lurking Wolf|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy66]] 14:15, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| ::ty schnook, I think now I get the gist of what makes a good QotN. And no shit sickpuppy, I just thought it was such a fail thing to say that it deserved a mention. [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 15:17, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :::I assumed that because it was painfully unfunny. We could use more QOTN suggestions though, so keep em coming and we'll be happy to frontpage the good ones.<font face="Balloon">[[User:sickpuppy66|<span style="color:red"> Sickpuppy</span>]]</font> [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|Lurking Wolf|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy66]] 17:20, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| ::::Alright, well ty guys for your patience with the resident newfaggot, just hoping to help out :D. Here's one from CWC's facebook, dated March 31st, which I know isn't terribly recent but still pretty funny imo:<br/> {{unsigned2|Crotch sniffing fetus fucker}}
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| ==Chris-chan==
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| " </big></big>...The excitable black woman who is probably a constant employee of the month there can and will validate my presence and purchase there at the time. I was NOT PURSUED BY ANYONE UPON MY DEPARTURE, ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLING-STUPID FREAKS!!!<big><big> "</big> | |
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| ::::Gotta look up how to put things in quoted form... :/ Anyway, aside from those two, that's all I got for now. I'll let you know if I find something else though [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 23:10, 14 April 2014 (EDT)
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| :Alright, it's set for the 21st and 22nd. Any other finds, let us know. And to put things in quote, use this: <nowiki> {{quote|actual quote goes here}} </nowiki> <font face="Balloon">[[User:sickpuppy66|<span style="color:red"> Sickpuppy</span>]]</font> [[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|Lurking Wolf|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy66]] 14:42, 17 April 2014 (EDT)
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| ::Woohoo, glad I could help. And thanks for the tip ;). [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 14:47, 17 April 2014 (EDT)
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| == weev quote ==
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| Suggesting "PAY ME MY MONEY, YOU LYING SUBHUMAN GARBAGE." - Weev, in his "Open letter to federal scum", invoicing the federal government for exactly 28,296 bitcoins...
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| [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 08:03, 13 June 2014 (EDT)
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| :no[[User:Oliver Hart|Oliver Hart]] 16:02, 13 June 2014 (EDT)
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| ::Yes Olive-kun, we all know you hate me...[[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 20:41, 13 June 2014 (EDT)
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| :{{check}}Hipcrime set it for you. <font face="Balloon">[[User:Sickpuppy|<span style="color:red">Sickpuppy</span>]]</font> <sup>[[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]]</sup> 21:46, 22 June 2014 (EDT)
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| ::yep, thanks for following up for me, i guess i forgot to. :/ -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 17:52, 8 September 2014 (EDT)
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| == Arielle Schlesinger ==
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| "I think this type of logic represents the feminist idea that something can be and not be without being a contradiction, that is a system where the following statement is not explosive: (p && ¬p) == 1." -[http://www.hastac.org/blogs/ari-schlesinger/2013/11/26/feminism-and-programming-languages#comment-22995 Arielle Schlesinger] [[oxymoron|explaining feminist logic]]. [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 14:57, 5 July 2014 (EDT)
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| == chinamen pissed about being called rednecks? ==
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| "When I talk about rednecks; blacks are rednecks, whites are rednecks, I was a redneck, Chinamen are rednecks." -Bob Beckel[http://www.politico.com/blogs/onmedia/0811/Bob_Beckel_horrifies_cohosts.html]
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| alternatively, "I don’t need a damn thing … I’m a liberal and I can get away with this stuff." -Bob Beckel(same article as above quote) [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 04:38, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
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| :Lol this is gold. I'll put it in the "More you know" list{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 04:47, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
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| ::sorry, that's old news this is what chinese are pissed about right now.[http://gagadaily.com/index.php/topic/112883-fox-news-host-bob-beckel-uses-racial-slur-on-television/] still think these are good nonetheless. [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 05:21, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
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| :I saw it was placed in DYK, but I also set the OP as QOTN cus we were in need of one. <font face="Balloon">[[User:Sickpuppy|<span style="color:red">Sickpuppy</span>]]</font> <sup>[[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]]</sup> 10:36, 25 July 2014 (EDT)
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| ==Quotes from Beastiality Movie on Youtube==
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| "I have to agree with the Brony, but I do have sex with dogs because there willing it feels better and I am otherkin meaning in a past life I was a animal that isn't known to earth and I've known about it sense age 10 so I kinda just makes sense I see every thing as my equal" - InuOkami WolfOtherkin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgEXEh-vBgc] or "I don't condone pedophilia with preadolescent children because they are just too small to be useful for sex as their bodies are developed not enough" - IsItHardToBeStupid? (same as previous quote).
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| Almost every comment on that video is a gold mine of recent quotes forged by every kind of lovable degenerate (Otherkin, Furries, [[Bronies|horse fuckers]], [[User:GeneralFaggoteer|spicks]]), you name it. - [[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 10:19, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
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| :{{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 14:59, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == Man jailed over simpsons incest porn ==
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| "A child should be able to have sex with any age. They’re not children if they have a full erection." -Andrew Smith. [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2718803/Pro-incest-campaigner-facing-jail-sick-cartoon-pictures-Bart-Simpson-having-sex-sister-Lisa-mother-Marge.html#article-2718803] [[User:Arcticphoenix95|Arcticphoenix95]] 19:14, 8 August 2014 (EDT)
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| :{{check}} [[User:VX|<big><span style="color:red; background-color:black;"> '''VX''' </span></big>]] <big>•</big> [[File:SS.png|25px|link=User talk:VX]] 23:03, 8 August 2014 (EDT)
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| ==Grain Sex Science==
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| "Lots Of Cancer: You didn't get aids by fucking you got aids because you are in bread" - Lots of Cancer (Typical Source Mod Player)
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| [[User:Lieutenant|Mortal Danger is an Effective Antidote for a Fixed Idea]] 22:43, 8 August 2014 (EDT)
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| ==Butthurt Response to Pedo Joke==
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| "There are things that is simply not a joking matter. Racism, sure. Homophobia? Go fucking ahead. But never talk about taking advantage of children to satisfy your obscenity. I was sold as a sex slave from Thailand to a German human trafficker when I was 7. There are still kids out there suffering. And you're making light of what they are going through? Fuck yeah I'm going to call the FBI. So good luck, you inconsiderate asshole. You can go fuck yourself because apparently others are doing it so it must be okay to do." - Kuzuken[http://mangastream.com/read/hajime_no_ippo/1065/end]
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| A butthurt weaboo whose never been to 4chan rages to call the [[Party Van]] on another weaboo for saying nasty words he didn't like. -[[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 04:30, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
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| :can you trim a few pages off this thesis?{{User:Dbaggins/Template:Sig}} 04:35, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
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| ::There, shortened like an asian's cock. Good enough for you now oh great cocksucker? -[[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 04:44, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
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| :::{{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 04:50, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
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| ::::I fucking love this weasel like the glorious furfag that I am. -[[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 04:59, 14 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == 7th Level wants his own ED page ==
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| "One thing that cracks me up is that, despite all the hate I've gotten over the years, no one ever made an Encyclopedia Dramatica article on me, or Blackb0nd, or even Elpresador. A few others they hit, like BlackBusterCritic, but a lot of us they stayed away from. Hmmmm." - '''7th Level Reviews''' thinks that EDitors are pussies who have shied away from him [[User:Rogin0|Rogin0]] 06:20, 15 August 2014 (EDT)
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9kGsjroJpk Here's the link the quote is in the comment section | |
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| == Sjaak Hendriksen ==
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| "The truth is you don't even need to disguise it as satire. Anybody has the right to voice an opinion, whether other people like it or not. Its people that try to shut other people up, just because they don't like that opinion, that are the problem. Its because of that we live in a society where everything gets banned. Banning is all nice and good, disallowing stuff, making a law against it, but 1. you won't be so happy anymore when you see your tax bill, because all these stupid little laws need people to enforce them, and 2. its all good and nice until they ban something YOU highly enjoy. I'm AMAZED Encyclopedia Dramatica, in this day and age, still manages to exist. And I'm glad it does. Because these days if 3 people dislike something and yell loud enough, write enough letters and get enough press attention, they slap a ban on it." - Sjaak Hendriksen
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iKXLZiAy6r8 (comment) --<span style="color:#0088FF; text-shadow:1px -1px 1px #0099ff; font-weight:bold;">[[User:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088FF;">TROLAHOAR</span>]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088ff;">talk</span>]])</span> 08:33, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == jew apologizes for inventing pop-ups ==
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| "I wrote the code to launch the window and run an ad in it. I’m sorry. Our intentions were good"
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| "I have come to believe that advertising is the original sin of the web" -Ethan Zuckerman[http://rt.com/news/180740-online-ads-apology-zuckerman-essay/]
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| "I knew it would be a jew." "Billy" user comment in above article. [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 03:50, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
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| :{{check}} [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit§ion=new reply]</sup> 10:54, 28 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == Charles Belk arrested ==
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| "Hey, I was "tall", "bald", a "male" and "black", so I fit the description." -Charles Belk [https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152352367158207&set=a.37860328206.51697.543298206&type=1] [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 13:41, 27 August 2014 (EDT)
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| == GamerGate livestream ==
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| "They are underestimating our autism. That is their critical fucking error." - InternetAristocrat [https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TpwyEq_m0zc] [[User:Arcticphoenix95|Arcticphoenix95]] 03:48, 7 September 2014 (EDT)
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| == china gives hong kong the dick ==
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| "The fact that you are allowed to stay alive, already shows the country's inclusiveness"[http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/11/us-china-hongkong-insight-idUSKBN0H600120140911] -[[China|zhang xiaoming]] [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 07:28, 11 September 2014 (EDT)
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| == CWC ==
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| "Gay is Colors! Gay is Bold! Gay is Happy! The way you use the word, it makes you Real Crappy! Rainbooms Rock!!!" -CWC via facebook. [[File:pinkamena1.jpeg|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker]][[User:Crotch_sniffing_fetus_fucker|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2"> '''FETUS FUCKER''' </font></span>]] 22:12, 15 September 2014 (EDT)
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| == Handegg player BAWWWWs at gamers ==
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| "These paint-huffing shitgoblins think they’re 'gamers,' and it pisses me the fuck off." - Chris Kluwe on trying to score some SJW pussy[https://medium.com/the-cauldron/why-gamergaters-piss-me-the-f-off-a7e4c7f6d8a6] [[User:Arcticphoenix95|Arcticphoenix95]] 21:37, 21 October 2014 (EDT)
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| :^[[file:Slowpoke.gif|50px]]. Already posted as a QOTN, you dumb cunt. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 21:55, 21 October 2014 (EDT)
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| == Dont touch my girlfriend ==
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| "mr president, dont touch my girlfriend."[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vm6rZJDrI#t=85] [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 04:16, 22 October 2014 (EDT)
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| == [[poland|pollack]] says some women are closet sluts ==
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| "Women usually pretend that they don’t want [sex], the percentage of women who pretend that they don’t want to have sex, but they do want in fact, is about 30 or 40 percent."[http://rt.com/uk/204047-farage-links-european-racist/] -Janusz Korwin-Mikke [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 05:24, 11 November 2014 (EST)
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| == Rabbi Rosenberg on his visit to a Jerusalem Synagogue.....HOW DARE U INTERRUPT ME! ==
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| "On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She’arim. “I opened a door that entered into a schvitz,” he told me. “Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy.”Rabbi Rosenberg paused, gathered himself, and went on: “This boy was speared on the man like an animal, like a pig, and the boy was saying nothing. But on his face—fear. The old man [looked at me] without any fear, as if this was common practice. He didn’t stop. I was so angry, I confronted him. He removed the boy from his penis, and I took the boy aside. I told this man, ‘It’s a sin before God, a mishkovzucher. What are you doing to this boy’s soul? You’re destroying this boy!’ He had a sponge on a stick to clean his back, and he hit me across the face with it. ‘How dare you interrupt me!’ he said."
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| http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11
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| --[[User:Cult of the Free and Informed Goyim|Cult of the Free and Informed Goyim]] 17:13, 14 November 2014 (EST)
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| == Chris Plante ==
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| "I don't care if you landed a spacecraft on a comet, your shirt is sexist and ostracizing." -Chris Plante https://archive.today/LdIqI
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| == Some shitty news site on ED's legality ==
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| ''Under the US Cyberstalking law, and many other laws, posting the personal information of another person is a felony. However, Doxbin is not the only website that provides this questionable service. The Encyclopedia Dramática operates in much the same fashion and also allows the posting of photos of potential victims.''
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| -Carlo Caraluzzo from [http://http://cointelegraph.com/news/112921/darknet-hackers-retake-control-of-seized-doxbin-from-fbi Cointelegraph] fucking lol.
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| --[[User:Mancomb|Mancomb]] 10:45, 16 November 2014 (EST)
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| :Pretty boring, perhaps in [[ED in the news]] instead.. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 11:01, 16 November 2014 (EST)
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| ==A pedo weaboo defends animu kiddie porn==
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| "''The girl is supposed to be 13 and most people start to have sexual feelings and starts to get interested in sex and nudity earlier than that. We all know this but in most countries in the world we want to pretend that kids are innocent creatures that dont even know that sexuality exists. Here in Sweden we used to have stories about very young boys being sexually interested in girls and porn and stuff like that but you dont see that much anymore because people want kids to be pure and innocent now. And on those storys here in Sweden that i mentioned you saw boys and girls completely naked sometimes. It used to be considered a natural and normal thing."''- [http://mangastream.com/read/fairy_tail_zero/005/end#comment-1697065549 LoveAnimation, a sweedish pedo weaboo defending the right to watch naked 13 year olds hump eachother]
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| He keeps editing it every few minutes and its possible he'll try to delete his name from it if he finds out it's on ED. There's a few other commenters there fapping to the loliness as is weaboo tradition. --[[User:GeneralFaggoteer|GeneralFaggoteer]] 05:37, 19 November 2014 (EST)
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| == ComunismKills writes a poem about michael brown ==
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| "There once was a thug named Brown<br>
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| Then his homies burnt down the town"
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| -Communismkills http://communismkills.tumblr.com/<br>
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| [[User:NiggerMcNiggerson|NiggerMcNiggerson]] 12:12, 29 November 2014 (EST)
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| :{{check}} <span class="plainlinks" style="padding:6px 3px 3px 4px;border:5px solid red;font-family:Impact,Charcoal,sans-serif;"><big>[[User:VX|<span style="color:#000;">V</span>]] [[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#000">X</span>]]</big></span> 13:38, 29 November 2014 (EST)
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| == Trannie Suicide ==
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| "41% of trans attempt suicide at some point in their lives. That number is way too low, and it's up to us norms to raise it as much as we possibly can." -CalBro
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| https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=e77YhSjQMKE
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| [[User:Clint Beastwood|Clint Beastwood]] 00:07, 15 December 2014 (EST)
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| == paperclip sees cobal'ts cock ==
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| {{quote|dude your dick is terrifying|paperclip, After seeing a picture of cobalt's cock}}
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| [[Image:Libya after feb.png|50px|link=User_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]][[Image:Libya after
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| ==Josh Aldcorn==
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| {{quote|Live like a boy, died like a bitch}}
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| Guy on Youtube.[[User:Jackfisher|Jackfisher]] 02:44, 6 January 2015 (EST)
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| {{check}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 06:24, 20 January 2015 (EST)
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| == Schindler's List ==
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| {{quote|[[Holocaust|Schindler's List (1993)]] is on tonight in the [[UK]]. I love this film because I imagine living in the [[Nazi]] era and delight in the [[Jews]] being rounded up and taken away. And the SS soldiers in uniform provide eye candy for us women.
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| The worst part is the end when a bunch of decrepit Jewish actors appear telling lies about how many of them died.
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| Propaganda film which for me, is pure entertainment!|Actual post from [[Stormfront]]}}
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| <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 18:50, 11 January 2015 (EST)
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| {{check}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 06:24, 20 January 2015 (EST)
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| == weez ==
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| "i always say nice things to oddguy" -Weezus christ, clearly lying off his ass <span style="color:green;">'''[[User:Paperclip|Paperclip]]'''</span> =/= [[File:redpartyhard.gif|70 px]] 10:44, 24 January 2015 (EST)
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| :{{check}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 13:36, 26 January 2015 (EST)
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| == Don't trust the Internet. ==
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| ''"Don't trust the internet."
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| == UNTITLED ==
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| {{quote|You know you're really [[stoned]] when you find yourself masturbating to the cooking channel. |Unknown}}
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| Ha ha ha.
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| <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 10:13, 9 February 2015 (EST)
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| {{check}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 09:32, 22 February 2015 (EST)
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| I jerk off to Paula Deen --[[User:Jackfisher|Jackfisher]] 03:25, 17 February 2015 (EST)
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| == nonmuz comin 4 u ==
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| "Hello Kitten Crusher, disrespecting a member of Anonymous wasn't a wise choice there. I will make you regret every word you had said to me of your period of time. I don't think no one in this world is an idiot there just simply misinformed. And no of course he doesn't take us seriously due to the fact he is misspelling and bullying the term of are quotes. So take a second to actually process what your going to say before you say it. Obviously i'm not ''cool'' at all for these comments just simply informing them. We will see in the future what you will hold out for Anonymous, the good fact that you are successfully on are black list. Congratulation sir." -Anonymous faggot on youtube <span style="color:green;">'''[[User:Paperclip|Pæperclip]]'''</span> =/= [[File:Kumamonbackgroundtrans.png|70 px]] 19:03, 17 February 2015 (EST)
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| {{rainbow|TOO LONG}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 09:34, 22 February 2015 (EST)
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| == Messyjessie admits to her down syndrome ==
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| "I am retarded and have come to accept this." -Messyjessie <span style="color:green;">'''[[User:Paperclip|Pæperclip]]'''</span> =/= [[File:Kumamonbackgroundtrans.png|70 px]] 09:10, 22 February 2015 (EST)
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| {{rainbow|NOBODY CARES}}[[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 09:31, 22 February 2015 (EST)
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| == How to combat acne according to r9k ==
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| >>16822727
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| How can you eat only meat veggies and nuts all day every day. The fuck?
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| --[[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]] 19:24, 4 March 2015 (EST)
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| {{quote|Bacteria love warm, wet places. Which means at any given time there are millions of them in every [[vagina]] on the planet. The good news is that the vast majority of these bacteria are "good" bacteria – that is they help us stay healthy and eat the bacteria and viruses that would make us sick.|Blog post from [http://polyamoryonpurpose.com/ PolyamoryonPurpose.com]}}
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| <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 20:39, 6 March 2015 (EST)
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| And how the fuck is that supposed to be a QOTN? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 02:12, 12 March 2015 (EDT)
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| ==Antinatalist goes back in time==
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| "Speaking from experience here - if I had the power to go back in time and prevent my own conception, I'd almost certainly do it" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Antinatalism#Is_it_so_awful_to_exist.3F <br />-Wikipedia user: 168.150.239.106]  —[[User:Lolyunohavgudsoftware|Lolyunohavgudsoftware]] 01:06, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
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| == weev's dick ==
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| {{quote|1=my dick is the only thing that pays my rent dude, if i couldn't sexually satisfy a woman i'd have no life skills left to get by on now that i'm an unemployable felon in a third world country|2=[[Weev]]|3=[https://www.facebook.com/groups/encyclopaedia.dramatica/permalink/433904596776077/?comment_id=433995240100346&offset=0&total_comments=37 ED Fecesbook Group]}}
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| i'd set it but there was already a weev quote the other day. -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:17, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
| | ==[[The Funny]]== |
| | "<nowiki>{{Template:Pain}}</nowiki>" - me (me) |
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| == Colostomy Joke == | | ==[[ED]]== |
| | "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/July 27, 2022" - Encyclopedia Dramatica |
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| It totally spoils your grandad's 90th."|[http://www.sickipedia.org/illness-and-mortality/colostomy/dont-confuse-a-colostomy-bag-with-a-whoopee-cushion-it-1024111#ixzz3XrGYsm4q Sickipedia.org]
| | == #PittieNation == |
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| | {{quote|I DONT FUCKING CARE. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT BE F UCKING HARASSED ON MY OWN PROPERTY. TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOGS ITS NOT HARD YOU DUMB FAT NIGGER|[[User:Baka|Baka]]|[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.online/threads/i-got-into-a-screaming-match-with-my-neighbor.4327/post-151834 after being barked at by shitbulls for like 45 minutes straight]}} [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 15:31, 17 August 2022 (EDT) |
| | :You know you're an EDitor and can therefore set the QOTN, right? <span style="font-size:16px;background:#000;font-family:Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-weight:bold;font-stretch:condensed">[[User:MarioMario456|<span style="color:#fff">MarioMario456</span>]]</span> <sup>([[User talk:MarioMario456|Talk to me]] | [[Special:Contributions/MarioMario456|My contributions]])</sup> 16:42, 17 August 2022 (EDT) |
| | Didn't notice. Thanks for the heads up. [[User:Haha Yes|Haha Yes]] ([[User talk:Haha Yes|talk]]) 17:30, 17 August 2022 (EDT) |
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| | == Quoting the forums? Really? == |
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| ''Do you fucking know why there are so much Jew haters and idiots on ED? BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING LOT OF THEM ARE FUCKING JEWS, THEY ARE THE OFF-SPRINGS OF THOSE GENETICALLY EXPERIMENTED BY THE NAZIS. Look at the front fucking page and the first fucking thing you see is AD, AD AD AND MORE FUCKING AD. What's right there too? DONATE TO ED.Not only that every one of their articles are downright misanthropic bullshit. If this isn't enough evidence that everyone here are a bunch of butthurt fucking Jews trying to repress the world for what the world had done to them, I don't know what is.'' | | Half those retards don't even edit and it's just a bad look. |
| | In a perfect world the quote should pertain to [[Keffals]]/grooming/[[Phobos|trannies]], etc since it's kind of the whole big shitshow going on across the entire internet and the epicenter of the KF bullshit, especially with [[dying alone|notable]] [[boring|outspoken]] hypocritical [[faggots]] like [[Kirtaner]], [[Hotwheels]], and [[kill yourself|fucking]] [https://archive.ph/DeKxt Phobos] running their aids ridden mouths. |
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| | fwiw I agree with weezus but that doesn't make it any less cringe. |
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| | --[[Homicide|Homicide]] [[Image:Michigan j kip.gif|50px|link=User_Talk:Homicide]] 14:39, 27 August 2022 (EDT) |
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| | Twitter users are a perfect example of what's wrong with [[keffals|society]]. |
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| | [[User:Kurinjimeeka|Kurinjimeeka]] ([[User talk:Kurinjimeeka|talk]]) 03:37, 30 August 2022 (EDT) |
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| == graphic makes a thing == | | == Mistyears == |
| | {{quote|Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their cocks|Some retarded [[twitter]] user's deleted tweet}} |
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| "[[Zoe_quinn|She is a true feminist role model.]] If you can be that ugly and fuck a video game into the spotlight then that just shows women they all have a chance to succeed." - TooGraphicForTV(if you make this qotn make this link to his forum profile cause idk how) making a bold statement about the success of women <span style="color:green;">'''[[User:Paperclip|Pæperclip]]'''</span> =/= [[File:Kumamonbackgroundtrans.png|70 px]] 18:41, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
| | ==[[Vaush]]== |
| | {{quote|We've all jerked it to loli at some point or another|Vaush}} |
| | [[User:Virtualromanity|Virtualromanity]] ([[User talk:Virtualromanity|talk]]) 23:11, 10 November 2023 (EST) |
| | <span style="background-color: purple; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 15px; font-family: Impact; padding: 2px 2px 2px 2px;">[[User:BigMeatHuggins22|<span style="color: chartreuse">'''BigMeat'''</span><span style="color:gold">'''Huggins</span>]]</span> 19:18, 28 November 2022 (EST) |
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| == Red Durkin == | | == LikeICare == |
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| " I knew that if I stuck with being trans & punk long enough I'd eventually be able to say stuff like, "Fuck this corporate trans bullshit" " -Red Durkin | | "It took you an hour to do this?" |
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| [[User:Teratology|Teratology]] 19:16, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
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| == #myfriendsaremarried - the true essence of feminism ==
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| "My definition of feminism is about doing whatever makes you happy. Sigh."
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| I've only just started exploring the dark cesspool of lurid specimens lurking on Tumblr. Fascinating. Has anyone caught one alive yet ? [[User:Teratology|Teratology]] 22:00, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
| | == Mr enter == |
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| == from r9k ==
| | {{Quote|I put it simply: "Perfect Chemistry" is the best modern SpongeBob Episode. And you know the funniest thing about it? It is entirely made out of fart jokes!|[[MrEnter]]}} |
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| What job did you want to have as a child, anons?
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| >wanted to be an astronaut as a kid
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| >never managed it
| | {{quote|girlvinyl did nothing wrong|Meepsheep}} |
| >decided today to try and capture my dream
| | [[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) |
| >asked my dad if he would support me
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| >''son if you want to leave footprints in dust just step on the condom packet I gave you 2 years ago that was never used''
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| | ==[[User:Macao|Macao]]== |
| | {{quote|all women on ed have dicks|Macao}} |
| | [[User:Macao|Macao]] ([[User talk:Macao|talk]]) |
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| | == Historical Accuracy! == |
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| ==An essay on autism==
| | I can add details to some quotes.. not just who said it but when and what's reason behind them.... [[User:GARAGE|GARAGE]] ([[User talk:GARAGE|talk]]) 01:21, 16 July 2024 (UTC) |
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| :"haeByung: I hate writing essays
| | == VideoGameDunkey == |
| :Devan Devil: ill write an essay for you?
| | {{quote|You are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.|[[VideoGameDunkey]]}} |
| :Devan Devil: what is it about?
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] |
| :gert7: Living with Autism
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| :charolsxd: you don't live with it
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| The Shoutbox, discussing deeply profound problems of society.
| | == boogie meltdown == |
| | {{quote|I hate being alive, I hate being alive. I hate breathing I hate being alive. I'm in tremendous pain, I'm in tremendous pain. help me help me help me. I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain I'm in so much pain.|[[Boogie2988]]}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:25 29 august 2024. |
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| | == tranny chris tyson == |
| | {{Quote|nothing gets my knob a cranking like some loli|Chris Tyson}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] |
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| | == AF == |
| | {{Quote|Honestly, dating women is gay. Having sex with women is gay.|[[Nick Fuentes]]}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 8:24 PM august 29 2024. |
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| == Strange cultural practices == | | == true tbh == |
| | {{Quote|Most arguments between extremists on the internet are straight pedos versus gay pedos.|Synthetic man}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 9:5 PM august 31 2024. |
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| '''Afghans: Locusts are considered to be fine dining in their country, they praise allah for about 3 hours if they should be so fortunate as to obtain such a marvelous bounty.''' —[http://www.rsdb.org/races#afghans RSDb]
| | == George Floyd == |
| | {{Quote|Our young generation is clearly lost, man.|[[George Floyd]]}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:08 AM September 1 2024. |
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| In rural Austria, it's not chocolate bon-bons that are the way to a lover's heart; it's apples soaked in armpit sweat. Young women do a ritual dance with apple slices lodged in their armpits. After the dance, each gives her slice to the man of her choice, and he then eats it. —[http://www.livescience.com/33020-strange-courting-rituals-from-around-world.html 5 Strange Courting Rituals from Around the World]
| | == Null == |
| | {{quote| Alright, time to jerk off to some neko shota.|[[Null]]}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:15 AM September 1 2024. |
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| —[[User:Lolyunohavgudsoftware|Lolyunohavgudsoftware]] 01:21, 22 June 2015 (EDT)
| | == Randy Stair == |
| | {{Quote|I can almost guarantee you that Donald Trump will be assassinated. Maybe not this year, but in the near future.|[[Randy Robert Stair]]}} |
| | [[User:Snuegliffer returns|Snuegliffer returns]] 1:21 AM September 1 2024. |
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