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[[Image:Ebaumtag.gif|frame|[[Ebaum]] actually didn't create this at all, he stole it and the entire site right out from under its previous owner, Evelyn Baumsfeld.]]
[[Image:Watermarked_to_hell.jpg|thumb|In case you ever forget which sites suck.]]
A '''watermark''' is a mark added to an [[image]] by [[website|websites]] who don't own the [[copyright]] on that image or have any right to claim it as their own. This is done purely to be a tremendous [[asshole]] by inconveniently forcing anyone else who wants to use the image to either find the watermark-free image that was originally stolen by the site, or to try and remove it in [[Photoshop]]. Normally, [[butthurt]] TARTlets or Ebaum whores will use this to protect their "art" or "work."
== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==
The trick is to find the image that was '''previously''' stolen. Yes, usually watermark whores steal images, put their [[goatse]] watermark on it and write journal entries on how someone always steals "their" work. The sad thing is, people usually believe them until a [[hardcore]] [[Internet tough guy|internet gangster]] like yourself [[ninja]]-kicks their internet ass and shows them the original stolen pictures (or just points out their art really does suck). This usually turns into decent [[drama]].
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==How to be a Watermark Whore==
[[Image:Wrrrry.jpg|thumb|Image with the original overlayed. Note the watermark, cause it's [[lie|my talent!!]]]]
*Steal/borrow an image, either from [[google|the library]] or a good artist who has a lot of pics and doesn't care what you do
*Use [[photoshop|shoop]] and send up your "talented" logo, usually around 50% opacity
*Save it and upload it to your site (cause you worked so hard to layer the watermark!)
*Pat yourself on the back, you [[Cunt|smart person!]]
==How Does I Add Watermark?==
[[Image:Visual-watermark-big.jpg|thumb|The pic is protected and looks like shit now too.]]
[[Image:Desert_Horizon_Watermark.jpg|thumb|I totally can't wait to make this my background! That watermark is [[gay|sweet]]!]]
[[Image:Stonehengewatermark.jpg|thumb|You totally can't see the windows background now! Original!]]
[[Image:Casisbusted.jpg|thumb|Another trace / watermark job in progress]]
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Now you can protect your shitty modified windows background!
<br>It totally doesn't make it look shitty!
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It's hard to remove watermarks. But usually watermarks are on shitty pictures. And it's kind of for movies. Moving on..
FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!Ebaum actually didn't create this at all, he stole it and the entire site right out from under its previous owner, Evelyn Baumsfeld.In case you ever forget which sites suck.
A watermark is a mark added to an image by websites who don't own the copyright on that image or have any right to claim it as their own. This is done purely to be a tremendous asshole by inconveniently forcing anyone else who wants to use the image to either find the watermark-free image that was originally stolen by the site, or to try and remove it in Photoshop. Normally, butthurt TARTlets or Ebaum whores will use this to protect their "art" or "work."
The trick is to find the image that was previously stolen. Yes, usually watermark whores steal images, put their goatse watermark on it and write journal entries on how someone always steals "their" work. The sad thing is, people usually believe them until a hardcoreinternet gangster like yourself ninja-kicks their internet ass and shows them the original stolen pictures (or just points out their art really does suck). This usually turns into decent drama.
How to be a Watermark Whore
Image with the original overlayed. Note the watermark, cause it's my talent!!
Steal/borrow an image, either from the library or a good artist who has a lot of pics and doesn't care what you do
Use shoop and send up your "talented" logo, usually around 50% opacity
Save it and upload it to your site (cause you worked so hard to layer the watermark!)
The pic is protected and looks like shit now too.I totally can't wait to make this my background! That watermark is sweet!You totally can't see the windows background now! Original!Another trace / watermark job in progress
Now you can protect your shitty modified windows background!
It totally doesn't make it look shitty!
It's hard to remove watermarks. But usually watermarks are on shitty pictures. And it's kind of for movies. Moving on..
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