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<center>'''[[MAN THE HARPOONS]]'''</center>




Katiethesinger123 is a horrific Unfortunately for every YouTube user alive, apart from the fatties, emos, and butthurt 13 year olds who form her fan base, this mountain of lard attempts to sing covers of retarded songs which already sounded bad originally, such as Ke$ha's whiny Tik Tok and Justin Beaver's pre-pubescent Baby, making it sound over 9000 times worse, with her raspy out of breath voice and and off key warbles. Most of her videos are spent with the viewer first having to admire her lunar like hogs face while having to be alarmingly aware of her disgusting heavy breathing. One wonders at first how with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing, but one quickly realizes that she CAN'T!!
[http://www.youtube.com/user/Katiethesinger123 Katiethesinger123] ([[Powerword]]: Katie Thornton, born 20 January 1997 in [[Chav|Leeds]], [[England]]) is a horrific [[Man the harpoons|she-whale]] that excretes inhuman noises from the gaping hole of no return, her [[Asshole | mouth]]. Most [[JewTube|YouTube]] users unfortunate enough to see this mountain of lard suffer from Post Traumatic Event Disorder, and can take months to begin functioning in normal society once more. The monstrous she-beast uses a pattern of grunts and noises to form words in order to cover such [[Sarcasm|classics]] as Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' and Justin Bieber's 'Baby'; all of this "music" sounds like an old buffalo being castrated while having [[Goatse|large dildos shoved up it's ass]]. The majority of an average "song" is spent by the viewer attempting to recover from what they have just witnessed, while simultaneously attempting to save themselves from further exposure to the [[cancer]]. One will at first wonder how, with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing; [[Not|truly an inspiration to us all]]. Her "singing" makes such other prodigies as [[Rebbeca Black]], or [[Justin Bieber]] sound like the prestigious opera singers. Due to all the aforementioned factors, this fucking hambeast monstrosity is constantly flamed with attrocious comments and messages, along with being a prime of example of what happens when you stuff your ass with [[McDonalds]] and [[KFC]].




== Appearance ==
== Appearance ==
Once you are unfortunate or sick enough to watch her videos you will have no choice but to, despite her annoying no life fans claiming it is unimportant, behold her ungodly visage. One will instantly remark a few aspects about her appearance


*She is fatter than that black bitch at KFC
The horrific she-whale is an abomination; one of the greatest eye-sores known to mankind. Legend has it that this is the [[Retard|ass pie]] offspring of the legendary Moby Dick himself. Upon seeing her ungodly visage, one will instantly remark at a few aspects of her appearance.
*She bears a striking resemblance to <del>Snorlax</del> Hagrid
*She is ugly
*She is fat and ugly.
*She aint gat no alibi
*'''She is fat and ugly.'''
*Jesus wishes he had her hair
*'''SHE IS FAT AND UGLY.'''
*Her second chin extends far enough to form a second neck as well
*She looks like a 485 pound mule that's had its snout smashed with a hammer .
*She may have the legendary triple-chin.
*When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
*When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
*Her snowman's body has many layers, each getting wider and larger than those that preceded it.
*Some say there is buried treasure from within her rolls of fat.
*She proves that <del>fat males have large breasts while the majority of fat females have small ones, and even if they were large, you wouldn't find it shapely enough to fap to</del> you're a sick fuck and would glance at the breast of a woman with such a circumference to her.
*She has more rolls than a bakery.
*She is a restrained Super saiyan 3, as she has no eyebrows. Either that or she has a hideous scornful thin mono-brow that is hidden under her face blub.
*She looks like the [[Abortion | offspring]] of [[I got married last weekend]]
*She looks like the resulting child from [[I got married last weekend]] (with the groom's hair and the bride's [[butterface|manly forehead]] as well as her immense obesity)
*She is a horrific hambeast.
*Its a Pig
*Its a bear
*No, it's <del>ManBearPig</del> just [[you]] being unfunny.


== Talents ==
== Talents ==
Don't kid yourself. She has no talent apart from taking up space, eating food and lying down. She cannot talk, she cannot sing, she cannot look human.
Most of the people defending katies singing say “I bet u haters cant sing” but more than half the  fans of Katie admit THEY THEMSELVES CANT SING!! And that’s why they think shes good. Singing better than someone who can't sing at all does not mean you’re a good singer


The problem is that when she uploads videos there are only two elements to judge, Her singing (what we hear) and her appearance (what we see) and both elements SUCK! So obviously people will say bad things and criticize. You do not see her “good heart” nor “whats on the inside” (tons of elephant fat) only an unappealing fatass manbearpig with a bad voice.
Katie has such [[Sarcasm|amazing talents as eating, sleeping, staying in one place and breathing]]; however, these are downplayed by the fact that she suffers from the inability to form coherent sentences, cannot sing, or look human.




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{{quote|Hay hagrid where is harry?|'''SnoopiOnYT''' - ''Holy shit she does look like Hagrid...''}}
{{quote|KILL IT WITH FIRE!}}
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== Attitude ==
As with most fatsos out there, this tuba luba has an attitude, thinking and being told by fans that the tons of criticism, jokes and insults aimed at her makes her stronger. This is not the case as
*She is obviously attention seeking and craving acknowledgement more than a whore craves the cox
*Fat people have no strength, apart from throwing their weight about
*Her heart has no strength as all that fat is going to give her a heart attack by the age of 16
 
{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''Congrats if you understand 70 percent of what she says'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>K-PxGuCRRZs</youtube></center>
<br>
|}
|}


== What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax ==
== What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax ==
So you happen to be walking down to your nearest grocery store when you spy with your eye this particular fatass either lazing outside a cake store, being wheelbarrow-ed into a Mcdaddy's by her parents or rolling down the road. You have only a few options


GOTTA CATCH IT ALL!!!                                              MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
In the rare event that you should perchance to encounter the she-whale leaving the confines of her room, you will have a small selection of choices to make, as the she-whale's insatiable hunger may force her to eat you.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!                                                FLEE


Most likey it will use the attacks SING, SCREECH, SLEEP and POUND (the last takes all its PP as its so fucking lazy)
*[[Pokémon|Use your Poké Ball]]                                         
*[[Man the harpoons|MAN THE HARPOONS!]]
*[[Kill it with fire|KILL IT WITH FIRE!]]
*[[Coward|Flee]]


{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''Gotta catch it all'''</big></center><br>
|<center><big>'''Gotta catch em' all!'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>DO3HsMisv30</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>v3nrRNOM1NM</youtube></center>
<br>
<br>
|}
|}


==Trolling for EDiots==
== Fanbase ==
1. Comment expressing your hatred towards such an ugly being.


2. Wait for some [[teenage]] [[whore]] to take the bait.
The she-whale's fan-base mostly consist of musically oblivious [[12 year old girls]] and [[Sick fuck|people with a fat fetish]] showing admiration towards this horrific she-beast. These fans posses a mental capacity equal to that of a [[Mitt Romney | glove]], as demonstrated by their responses to the [[Haters | musically inclined]]: '[[Haters gonna hate]]'. It is quite apparent that a musical [[Jew]] will never pick her up, or in this case, use a crane, but the fanbase is ever optimistic that this will definitely happen.


3. Reel in all lulz.
== Links ==


4. Make sure all [[lulz]] are had.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/katiethesinger123 Her YouTube Account]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Katiethesinger123/319254328574 Her Facebook Fanpage]
*[http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/katiethesinger123 Her Tumblr Fanpage]  


5. [[????]]
6. [[PROFIT!]]
== Fanbase ==
While at first glance of the thumbnail of this fatass, beached whale on [[jewtube]] you're thinking [[lulz]] will be sure to come trolling the unsuspecting [[13 year old boy]] surfing [[/b/]] cock rocking to this utter noise. Well you couldn't be more off it's a bunch of 13 year old girls [[asking for it]] with [[feelings]] showing sorrow towards this sick excuse for a human. While, of course, deep in the back of their mind they're thinking thank god I am not this disgusting freak of nature. They will more than likely being saying, "Haters are going to hate, keep going after your dream honey". While we all damn well know no musical [[jew]] will pick her up under his big ass nose. The fanbase is however very scary it consist of over 100 women not in the kitchen, which is why you should Vermin Supreme in 2012, he'll keep your bitch right in her place for every good [[American]] man. It will no longer allow [[you]] to be a [[pussy]] and let your bitch get away with being out of the kitchen, not cleaning your house, and god forbid voting.
{| align="center" style="padding:0px;"
|<center><big>'''Translation of what she was warbling about'''</big></center><br>
<center><youtube>4iapY6nBB4w</youtube></center>
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{{quote|Im gonna eat the city
|'''Katie''' - ''thoughts on food''}}
|}
{{YT}}
{{YT}}

Latest revision as of 23:08, 22 August 2024

MAN THE HARPOONS


Katiethesinger123 (Powerword: Katie Thornton, born 20 January 1997 in Leeds, England) is a horrific she-whale that excretes inhuman noises from the gaping hole of no return, her mouth. Most YouTube users unfortunate enough to see this mountain of lard suffer from Post Traumatic Event Disorder, and can take months to begin functioning in normal society once more. The monstrous she-beast uses a pattern of grunts and noises to form words in order to cover such classics as Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' and Justin Bieber's 'Baby'; all of this "music" sounds like an old buffalo being castrated while having large dildos shoved up it's ass. The majority of an average "song" is spent by the viewer attempting to recover from what they have just witnessed, while simultaneously attempting to save themselves from further exposure to the cancer. One will at first wonder how, with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing; truly an inspiration to us all. Her "singing" makes such other prodigies as Rebbeca Black, or Justin Bieber sound like the prestigious opera singers. Due to all the aforementioned factors, this fucking hambeast monstrosity is constantly flamed with attrocious comments and messages, along with being a prime of example of what happens when you stuff your ass with McDonalds and KFC.


Appearance

The horrific she-whale is an abomination; one of the greatest eye-sores known to mankind. Legend has it that this is the ass pie offspring of the legendary Moby Dick himself. Upon seeing her ungodly visage, one will instantly remark at a few aspects of her appearance.

  • She is fat and ugly.
  • She is fat and ugly.
  • SHE IS FAT AND UGLY.
  • She looks like a 485 pound mule that's had its snout smashed with a hammer .
  • She may have the legendary triple-chin.
  • When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
  • Some say there is buried treasure from within her rolls of fat.
  • She has more rolls than a bakery.
  • She looks like the offspring of I got married last weekend
  • She is a horrific hambeast.

Talents

Katie has such amazing talents as eating, sleeping, staying in one place and breathing; however, these are downplayed by the fact that she suffers from the inability to form coherent sentences, cannot sing, or look human.


An example of her exceptional singing talents


   
“ 		 
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  		„
  		 

What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax

In the rare event that you should perchance to encounter the she-whale leaving the confines of her room, you will have a small selection of choices to make, as the she-whale's insatiable hunger may force her to eat you.

Gotta catch em' all!


Fanbase

The she-whale's fan-base mostly consist of musically oblivious 12 year old girls and people with a fat fetish showing admiration towards this horrific she-beast. These fans posses a mental capacity equal to that of a glove, as demonstrated by their responses to the musically inclined: 'Haters gonna hate'. It is quite apparent that a musical Jew will never pick her up, or in this case, use a crane, but the fanbase is ever optimistic that this will definitely happen.

Links

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