Texturefag

A texturefags pride and joy.

The hack which ]EE[ weren't able to release..

This is what texturefags have flame-wars over: "WHERES THE RED EYES". Proof that texture hacking is serious business.

Texture hacking or better know as Texture Faggotry or Texturefag, is a new kind of low on the internets that involves basement dwellers recoloring video game graphics. Texture faggotry is usually performed by super-skilled hackers to change the appearance of something or someone in a video game. It all started because Sonicfags were butthurt that Nintendo didn’t make Shadow the Hedgehog or their other fetish as a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Another popular example would be texture hacking Sonic the Hedgehog and turn the already gay Sonic into their beloved buttbaby. Basically texturefags are indeed basement dwelling losers with too much time.

]EE[

Once known as Ghosteo, ]EE[ were the first fags to start partaking in such a shitty activities. They were an elitist group who thought they were good, due to being the first group of texture fags. This gave them the false belief that they were better then everyone else, however, despite most texturefags being shit, they still weren't able to be the best. After a few months, the head honch Ghosteo decided to be a retard and abandon the group. He was then impersonated many times, which heavily tarnished his reputation.After many weeks,on the day of the texture release, Nintendo flew down from the sky and B& them from releasing there textures. This caused them severe butthurt, however the rest reveled in their pain and pointed and laughed. Their textures included shit for Narutards,supporting characters from popular games , and furry versions of every character. Srsly.

StackSmash

The second "well known" group of texture fags is called StackSmash. Despite not releasing anything except pix to their hordes of fans, everyone loves them and their constantly expanding group. By the time you look back, they have 10 new members. Like most groups, the leader and founder can't actually do anything, but texturefags are poor, so they have to follow a rich person in order to be able to afford hosting.

Members of StackSmash

• Androu1 - Loves to call other people niggers, because the community sucks so hard that they truly act like niggers. He also kills niggers and weeaboos after trolling them for hours until they cry.

• PZT - Faps to Futanari and Furfag porn 24 times a day

• Pako - Apparently another person completely, in other words, a douchebag

• Leon - A bisexual furfag who got house-arrested for stabbing at least 20 girl scouts, he even gave an official statement on the matter

"I did indeed stab those Girl scouts, because they tried rapeing me"

• BP - a wanna-be troll who loves himself, and his but buddy CaptainJim

• CaptainJim - The groups fagg- I mean rebel who loves to be against anything PZT says

• Dhragen - God of the texturefags

• S - he's the gay lover of Mewtwo, and proves it by dressing him in a fursuit

• Nicktendo DS - A Shark furfag who faps to Leon all day long

Shittykorp

"We're just badace badass. An insult to the other fags for practising the same art.Everyone in this group is a furfag. 90% of their posts are apologies for not updating or absolutely shit textures. The only reason they have "fans" is that they actually released there shit, all of which was cuntpasted from some other site. The former leader, TeadyMKII had to leave due to having a teenage child with Raganook, the leader of ]EE[, after they met during a camwhoring session. At one point people thought they were about to release a good texture for once, but actually the big surprise was that they got a new member, Supercoins, who released an absolutely brilliant Barney the Dinosaur texture. A couple of weeks later they died.

EliteSmashHacked

One of many groups to jump on the bandwagon, with a free wordpress blog. However, after post after post of Shit nobody cares about, someone was fucking sensible and hacked their retarded site. The hack caused the site to have all of its posts deleted, however, the hacker was obviously a fucking retard because they were able to recover the pictures within hours. But the comments that they and the public made were gone forever. The list of suspects is: Eddie, TeadyMKII, Anonymous, Nintendo, and BigSharkZ (the leader).

ShittyCorp and FurfagMix

After a while StackSmash's leader PZT decided that it would be pretty cool to go out and dominate the world of texture hacks by merging with MeowMix for the lulz. However MeowMix decided that it would be really cool to instead merge with KittyCorp the result is most members not giving a fuck and PZT being butthurt. The merge of ShittyCorp and FurfagMix is known as "KittyCorp: MeowMix", which is a true original and good name. Known more commonly as "KC:MM", they are known for being the leaders of the Furfag army that invades the pretty awesome and good community. They are also well known for posting very good texture hacks every day and because they have a pretty good forum. Contains a lot of dipshits who either cry for attention with their Shadow recolors or request for nude textures of Olimar. There is also an awesome thread in the forum known as "KC:MM Family", where role playing as furries is cool and fads include awesome video game personas and flashy colors.

How To Texture Hack

1. Load up your copy of the game.

2. Take snapshots of normal game play.

3. Extract the game’s files, then load up photoshop.

4. Open up a game patcher so the applied textures will appear in-game.

5. Display your pictures on the internet as texture hacks.

6. ????

7. Profit

Textures

• 
  Metaknight with
  his mask off.
• 
  Weegee
• 
  Not a meme.
• 
  Awesome!
• 
  IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!
• 
  ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!1
• 
  A wild pedobear appears!
• 
  Even Melee characters are not safe.
• 
  Wouldn't Chris-chan be proud?

List of known Texturefags

Though their numbers exceed this, here are the well known ones.

• TeadyMkII (whom disappeared because she got one too many cocks up her vagina and got pregnant)

• Your Mother

• You

• PAVGN

See Also

• Pikaman
• Super Smash Bros