Sep7agon

Sep7agon.net is a splinter forum of the now-defunct Bungie.net. Created by the irrelevant and fat Bungie member Cheat, this website's membership consists primarily of weeaboos and gamers, who, because of their mental illnesses, spend most of the day shitposting dank memes and anime reaction photos. A user is considered cool when his post-per-day count is over 9000 and when more than half of his posts are written in broken Japanese.

Beginnings

Bungie.shit

First there was nothing, and then bang--the time of Halo began.

	“	Everything changed when the Desticles attacked.	„
	—Crimson Alts

DeeJ

"Bungie.next will provide an optimal forum experience"

Lies for the weak, beacons for the deluded.

Marty O'Donnell

This was the final straw for many forum members on Bungie.shit.

Pedo-culture

Pedo-culture is analogous to the feminist topic known as rape culture, but pedo-culture actually exists and applies to pedophilia (and rape) rather than rape. If you are seen using this term, firstly you're probably a faggot, but secondly you'll be seen as a social justice warrior and be attacked faster than a Christian in the same room as a militant atheist neckbeard.

Sympathy complex

The sympathy complex, also referred to as the pity box, refers to a slew of threads and posts in which users use really long and whiny posts to get donation money from the forum.

Anarchy

Anarchy is a board open for only a few days out of the month to allow everyone to release their autism and buttrage upon each other. Much like a containment board, anarchy helps clean out the autism from the rest of the forum.

Beta Day

Celebrated on the 11th of January, Beta day marks the day the most beta thread was created on the Sep7agon forums. A certain big boned user made a thread in regards to a girl he knew from a camping trip 2 years ago. He got her number (the validity of this is up for debate) and they went on a date to the movies. Fast forward 2 years and this user is afraid of the girl who is now in his class in which he may have to share an assignment or task with. This fear of the girl probably stems from the users autism and general betaness, I mean who the fuck is scared of talking to the opposite sex? But nonetheless the thread that started this day was swiftly locked due to the rage that ensued after a couple users made light jokes about the OP.

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