User:Jaggermeister

Is reading my User page boring to you? All I can suggest is that you make your viewing experience a little more spicy. Maybe try reading it naked, wearing a party hat, and possibly turn your monitor upside down? Well, if that doesn't work I will organize a party pack. The preparation unit should be online within 6 months. Its currently undergoing preparation and testing and will be operational in 6 months, My people will continue to report on its progress, in 6 months. Within a week, you will hear something about it... Actually no, within 6 months. However, I will have to confirm this in 6 months, and there will be a confirmation of that within 6 months. Within 6 months I will likely have a party pack to suit your needs that I will give to you in 6 months and if you're still not satisfied, Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you, but you're a prick. You know, in another life, maybe we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky tavern in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here on the internet. But, it was not to be. So... fuck off.

I have a choice here. It's be nice to people or be an asshole --Oh its such a hard choice. I'll flip a coin and hope that it will somehow explode in mid air and kill me. You... you're gonna have a terrible time regardless of my life, All I have to do is look at your life now and extrapolate into the future.

Have fun editing.