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Latest revision as of 20:32, 29 January 2012
Halo Reach (AKA Gaylo Reach,Halo Peach,THE RAPE-ABLE SMALL CHILD GAME), the absolute piece of shit! This game takes no skill at all. All the players think that they are cool for playing a so called spartan (AKA 5 year old LEGO toy)
Gay ass game modes
Campaign
The only reason why you would play this is because you're that No Life KingFlaming on Xbox Live who plays 24/7 in his moms basement. Oh wait! He has 2 dads...
Anyway in the campaign you play as this tryhard named Noble 6. YOU play as him through this made-in-5-seconds, $0.99 worth, made in mexico, piece of shit campaign.
This piece of shit is like trying to eat grass mixed in with toilet crust when running with a rash. It's that bad. The missions are easy even on legendary, solo. I can't believe this even went on the shelves. SPOILER Everyone dies because they're too retarded from watching gay porn all day.
Multiplayer
Srsly take this guide and you will win
- Put on Recon UA/HUL[3]
- Pick the class with armor lock
- FUCKING RUSH FOR THE SHOTGUN
- (99.99% it will be sword base) CAMP IN THE FUCKING LIFT EXIT
- Have a butt-buddy behind you
- Become a squeaker
- THERE YOU HAZ NO LIFE!!!! You probably dont haz no friends anyway...
- If someone kills you, just yell out hacker because obviously you got raped.
- ???
- PROFIT!!!