User:BURNIT809/Gareth Wakeford

Note: This page is a WIP and will be added to as the author sees fit.

Gareth "Gear" Michael Wakeford is a conglomeration of everything lulz-worthy and sickening. He is currently guilty of furfaggotry, general gayness, frugality, and inflation-fuckitude. He has, on several occasions, attempted to "eliminate" ED through noob-style spamming, vandalism, and preaching. As of the time of this writing, the fag is 14 years old.

The Birth and Life of a Teenage Freak

So how does one get this insanely fucked-up?

Well, start with a massive dose of autism and ADD, add in 2 parts "accepting environment", a shit-ton of bullying and abuse, and a small dose of Adderall, and you get this piece of horse crap.

On March 7th, 1998, Gareth was born, and the world was officially sentenced to death via inane rambling and furfag preaching. He was apparently bullied through his school years, looking to porn sites and several disgusting fetishes to escape his torment.

The Fine Line

The Fine Line is an obviously anti-lulz terrorist group by Wakeford, with a following far less than he wants to say, who wants to end free speech and advocate "love". Fine Line 'attacks' include vandalizing ED articles, reporting our Facebook page to hell in an attempt to "remove the blight that is us from Facebook".