User:RichardMarxBitch

Sheepieh is PERFECT. So it's all your fault you CUNTS!

	“	Commission Me n v n	„
	—Sheepieh, On all 239578 journals she's ever not baw-leted

A Broken Man Not-man

Other than constantly claiming to be a man in such a manner that one cannot tell if she is joking or not, The thing known as Sheepieh on DeviantArt and every other website unfortunate enough to host her is also known as MaryKate Baldwin. As mis-shapen as the things she draws, Mary desperately tries to conceal her identity as a ninja warrior by night, average high school girl by day in her service to defend the world with her existence that is so crucial you better fucking appreciate it. In Mary's world she is preyed upon by little faggots whispering to her in her dreams and not half as good at art as her. Mary rose from the ashes of made-up failure by making fake facebook pages, posting her art to it, then flaming that the 'person' on facebook stole her artwork in an attempt to seem cul and make the fans she didn't have start a war with nobody. She's that good. Anyone who doesn't recognize the genius behind her every breath will be baaww-blocked so Mary can protect herself from being hurt, and protect her flawless reputation as perfect from being hindered by the unfortunate soul that finds her page.

Critics aren't real, Mary

Mary has never been good at concealing the nature of her flaming cunt when criticized. But humanity's only heroine must have a weakness. When criticized even constructively, Mary will come back to you with a novel about her hardships through Narnia over that particular piece that is flawless, because mary is perfect, and just because her flat art looked like it was colored in with a crayola doesn't mean it WAS, Jerry. You don't know Mary, you don't know her story. When seriously criticized by a real artist Mary drags the milk to her secret lair where she cries herself to sleep about how much of a meanie bo-beanie everyone is to her. The savior of the earth doesn't deserve this shit.

Freedom Faggots

Over the years MaryKate has managed to round up new ninja turtles to fight the good fight for her, Including sci-fi adventurur o-Vaiien-o who's not famous or interesting enough to waste time on and furfag UndeadTemptation who probably killed herself. MaryKate selected these recruits carefully through cat girls and gay butt sex. Through the years these knights of Skyrim preformed the daily Sheepieh ritual — where you get on your knees and suck Mary's e-cock for a few hours a day and if you please her she may just sketch some shitty scribble for you out of your own blood, in which case one should be grateful as it is a blessing bestowed to only her most trusted cock pitchers. Amazingly Mary managed to call these things friends and drive every single one of them away by pissing them off, which she promptly blamed them for. How dare you make her abuse you. In a revolt against their disloyalty to her flaming pussy she hunted them down and left them h8 mail about how sorry they should be on their DeviantArt pages while she wept about her newly-limped cock.

Defending the front lines

Mary decided no one was worthy of the title friend anymore after these failed pets that couldn't be controlled the way Mary felt deserving. She decided instead to get a new pet boyfriend every 3 months [as they all kept cheating on her] and begin to attempt drawing smut. To add to the smut she almost completely changed "her" style every week by copying off of different elements from her old cock suckers before finally reaching her final form, going super saiyan and converting to only scribbling deformed nipples with midgets attached to them. She grew to like the response of this "style" from her anime humping fan-niggers who would never say how much they desperately wanted a chance to hop on Mary's cock like the old recruits. The heroine of mankind doesn't need friends and has taken to whoring out all her mutants with anybody that asks. Mary doesn't need friends when she has skimpy-titted furry nipples and her crusty cat-cock fisting hands. It figures she'd be an avid dick licker for furry porn specialist, Slugbox.

Just look at this realistic execution of fat rolls and clown makeup. Is that a nose or a potato smashed into it's face?
So original.

Warning! WATCH YOUR TONGUE, FOR YOU SPEAK TO A DEVINE!

Last resort

On a stormy night when Mary was drunk on milk and cat cum she decided to visit the page of her previous pet and arch-nemesis o-Vaiien-o and kiss her shiney pink anus Because UndeadTemptation killed herself. Her old worshipper was quick to hop back on her slimey dick, but by that time our hero was well into her hangover, thus deciding to ultimately ignore almost everything her willing slave said to her, usually replying with her signature "; v ;" in attempt to be kawaii.

	“	I still look at this sometimes. It's still my favorite drawing that you ever drew. I don't know why, but when I would look at this I could always tell that you were a better drawer then me, I think I was always jealous of you, but for some reason I always felt like I was the bigger person and nothing I did was wrong. I still love all the draws you drew for me, but this one was probably the most amazing drawing I've ever got from anyone. I miss the RP we had between the 2 characters. I've since used Kura for anything, and have failed to really dust her off and draw her lately.. I was thinking about revising her.. Tried using her once in a different RP and it wasn't the same. Figured since I was randomly browsing my favorites I would stop here for a bit because my heart fluttered slightly when I remember this drawing when my eyes laid upon it. You don't have to answer or anything but I figured it's been almost 2 years (give or take.. a year.. or a few months) that we've talked. Well I hope all is well, and Thank you again for ever drawing this for me. I love it still, regardless of what happened between us. See ya.	„
	—Sheepieh, Lying and butchering the English language

Have fun

As a result of failing at life and going broke, our heroine acquired a job at Walmart and began selling everything but her own toenails so she can buy Scribblenauts Unlimited [in the name of her god-ancestor Pewdiepie]instead of paying off her car or rent, then proceeds to baw about how she's barely scraping by so her fans will suck her cock for comfort. Fight the good fight for humanity here http://sheepieh.deviantart.com/ where she will act innocent enough to draw you in, butter you up, and spank your lubed up ass while she fists you. She bawwleted the "Contact Me" section of her homepage because whores kept trying to Skype her 24/7, desperate for a share of the milk and raging cock.