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Eswatini (Previously known as Swaziland, sometimes referred to as Naziland or IRL Wakanda) is a landlocked African country surrounded by South Africa. Eswatini is inhabited by PROUD BLACK MEN who are free from the influence of white, western culture, much to the dismay of CraKKKers. It really is true that whites cannot stand to see a successful black man, let alone a successful black nation.

Typical Swazi man

History

Little is known about the history of the inhabitants of Eswatini. Some hypothesize that they are the descendance of an ancient fallen empire, much more advanced than modern society, while others believe that they are descendants of the Hebrews mentioned in the Bible. The Swazi lived peaceful, traditional lives within their communities for hundreds of years until a group of vile Demons referring to themselves as "the Bri'ish" arrived. The white Angloids immediately started doing what they do best; destroying black culture and oppressing black men. The Zulu people grew tired of the Bri'ish trying to keep a brotha down, so they stood up to them. Despite the superior intelligence, strength and constitution, the Zulus were defeated by sheer numbers, and all of South Africa was annexed by the British. Life under British oppression was harsh, but the strong-willed black men of South Africa persevered, and in 1968 the Swazi managed to gain their independence.

Society and Culture

Most children in Eswatini are fat due to the abundance of food

Womans Rights

Women have equal rights to men in Eswatini, however they chose to follow a more traditional life styles. Unlike western whores, the women of Eswatini are liberated from jewish influence, and are free to chose to live traditional lives with their husbands.

LGBT Rights

Homosexuality does not exist in Eswatini.

Human Rights

The people of Eswatini are guaranteed freedom of speech, expression, and religion. Like women's rights however, the Swazi chose to support their infallible government without question and conform to societal norms. Westerners confuse this conformity with "oppression" and "human rights abuse", perhaps they are just jealous of the black man's sexual prowess and penis size!

King Mswati III

KING Mswati III. Fat due to abundance of food.

King Mswati III is the proud ruler of the great Swazi nation. Despite being the king, he does not rule with absolute authority, Eswatini has a modern government similar to western nations. Due to his natural charisma and high intelligence, the government and people always agree with King Mswati making a lot of the political process unnecessary. One again, the westerners pretend this is a sign of a tyrannical government because the concept of having a good ruler is foreign to white people.

King Mswati III has 15 wives, and spends his free time having sex with virgins.