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| '''CallMeCarson''' is a 22-year-old [[basement-dweller|basement-inhabitant]] who is a batshit insane, crazy aspie that is known for making a living off [[YouTube]] and [[Twitch]] as a revolting streamer, an internet comedian, an unskilled, handicapped gamer. Carson typically records his friends on [[Minecraft]] and [[Discord]]. Without these, he's basically a [[forever alone|loner]] who technically has the fair of going outside and failed to make a living. His career is nothing other than constantly dick-riding YouTube and Twitch all at the same time for money, and while his puberty was going in reverse, he is now reaching the final level of being a massive faggot with a distorted reality. It's clear enough that his videos were always unfunny, but somehow attracted a huge amount of fanboys that found his content that purely consisted of actual teenagers sending out random memes funny.
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| It comes as no surprise that nobody cared about this annoying aspie until the internet all of a sudden became fueled by unfunny memes. Carson thinks that he can save this whole world by making entertaining content. Instead, he's contributing towards the brainwashing of his targeted demographic, the downfall of comedy, and [[Unwarranted Self Importance|ruining]] the internet with his insanely retarded fanbase.
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| However, little did he know that his rapid rise to fame had all of a sudden been shattered in pieces, after it was revealed that he'd been manipulating his [[fangirls]] on social medias because he decided that manipulating his own fans was his only chance to get a girlfriend. He's been sending out sexually suggestive messages to fangirls he found [[ugly|attractive]], only to realize that they accused him of dating a minor. His YouTube channel lost 30,000 subscribers as a result, and he retired for 6 months to form out his lies in one video.
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| ==Carrer==
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| At the age of 12, he began on YouTube, as all autistic Minecraft fanboys do, by uploading generic Minecraft content that [[no one]] would ever [[truth|watch]].Carson first launched his channel under the name "[https://www.youtube.com/user/bluecreepers1 bluecreppers]" on September 9, 2011. And starting a group of anorexic boys from Minecraft, called "BlueCrew". After all that [[Fail|failed]], he replaced his old channel with another account, "[https://www.youtube.com/user/GamerCraft157/ GamerCraft157]", uploading videos in a form shitty form of "Let's Play". He uses a shitty recording-software known as [[fraps]] to record in "high quality". You still have to keep in mind that he is still making more lame content for Minecraft. However, his two channels never rosed him to fame of becoming a Minecraft content creator. This time, he only started uploading the Minecraft series on the third channel, "[https://www.youtube.com/user/iceboxSP/ IceboxSP]". And yet [[failed]].Just like how he [[Fail at life|failed]] at trying to manipulate his underaged fans.
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| ==Lunch Club==
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| '''Lunch Club''' was a "dependent" group in which Carson joined. The group was a combination of him and his friends who liked to dick-ride Carson, being the most popular among them all. Back in pre-2020, it was originally branded as a podcast with the name Goop, but it was decided to be rebranded again due to name conflicts with a makeup company with the same name. To make their podcast less boring, Lunch Club was known for swallowing a drip of cum from famous YouTubers, including [[whore|Pokimane]], CaptainSparklez and others, to be featured in their podcast for fame, only to be discontinued in September 2020. Thanks to [[Coronavirus|Chinese AIDS]]. AND [[nothing of value was lost]].
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| ==Manipulating controversy==
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| [[Image:CallMeCarson_Drama_Screenshot.png|thumb|right|250px|The left picture is the [[whore|ugly bitch]] that secondly accused Carson of grooming her, and the right picture is her tweet. See the full screenshot taken [https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1346618976017723392 from here].]]
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| On January 5, 2021, a Twitter user named Sam (@miniborb) [https://twitter.com/mims/status/1346304892688855041 tweeted] that Carson groomed her while she was 17 and he's 20 right after this tweeted. The post included screenshots which revealed that Carson was privately messaging Sam on [[Twitter]] and [[Discord]]. Later, the tweet and the term "Carson" began trending on Twitter in the United States. Sam puts on her best trollface while his incredibly-autistic fanbase [[cry moar|crusades]] against everyone whenever they involve Carson. Who would have guessed that a 22-year-old Minecraft-dwelling aspie could have such a [[skinny|strong]] [[anorexic|fanbase]]?
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| [[Image:CallMeCarson_Retarded_Fanbase.png|thumb|left|200px|Carson's retarded fanbase [https://twitter.com/search?q=CallMeCarson%20did%20nothing%20wrong&src=typed_query responding] to the controversy like it's gonna do something.]]
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| To make matters worse, a Twittard user @Copiicatt tweeted a screenshot on Tuesday, a day after Sam's tweet, which shows [[Snapchat]] messages between her and Carson in June 2019, the year when she was 17 and Carson was 20. It was until a known sex offender called [[Keemstar]] (a.k.a Daniel Keem) exposed the tweet that she told Carson to exchange nude photos. This whore was responsible for all the lies told by Carson's fanbase, since she made it pretty obvious that Sam's tweet was ALSO fucking bullshit. Nothing else, she's just some random whore from Twitter trying to pull reverse jail-bait on Carson. Moving on....
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| It comes as no suprise that his [[retarded|fanbase]] still defended him despite the fact that these tweets were posted and that it no longer exists due to controversial. The reason for the age gap is that it is not illegal. This basically proves that his fanbase likes to dick-ride Carson no matter what situation he's involved in. His fanbase also compared him to other pedophiles that are absolute nobodies. They say "What about EDP445?" or "EDP445 DaTe A GiRL BeLoW 17!!1". Of course, nobody gives a fuck about the other pedophiles that Twitter already talked about a month ago.
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