User:Zaiger

How to pronounce "Mantequilla".

On My Style Of Adminning

On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:17:06AM -0700, Linus Torvalds wrote:
> On Mon, Jul 15, 2013 at 11:04 AM, Sarah Sharp
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > However, I am serious about this.  Linus, you're one of the worst
> > offenders when it comes to verbally abusing people and publicly tearing
> > their emotions apart.
> 
> Yes. And I do it partly (mostly) because it's who I am, and partly
> because I honestly despise being subtle or "nice".
> 
> The fact is, people need to know what my position on things are. And I
> can't just say "please don't do that", because people won't listen. I
> say "On the internet, nobody can hear you being subtle", and I mean
> it.
> 
> And I definitely am not willing to string people along, either. I've
> had that happen too - not telling people clearly enough that I don't
> like their approach, they go on to re-architect something, and get
> really upset when I am then not willing to take their work.

	“	On the internet, nobody can hear you being subtle	„
	—Linus Torvalds, (archive)

This user supports pushing Israel into the ocean!

Me IRL, call me ladies

My beautiful wife. We are in an open marriage so don't worry, you and I can still fuck.

My Kickass RV

I bet you thought I was going to talk about my pride and joy, the masterful RV I fondly call the "Road Fucker". Well, we will have to get to that next week, as I have been "asked" by those shit eating scoundrels at the FCC to tone down my site, and introduce a little ethnic and diversity sensitivity. Shit! I saw Roots...I think. That was the one with JJ Walker...right??

With all this happy horse shit about "diversity", I thought I would open my own Diversity Training company. Seems like it might be a way to score some choice ethnic ass.

Let's look at the following people. You will note that the woman on the left is obviously a dyke. The fellow? next to her is of course a faggot ass faggot. The bitch to his right is a whore whose only purpose in life is to make me happy. To the right of the choice bitch is a dog, and to the dog's right is a fellow who likes to shoot up and fondle goats.

Well, in the politically correct world...I should not say the following : "Hey stupid worthless dyke, there's a faggot queer standing next to you!" "Say bitch in the purple dress, why don't you wear a thong for me...filthy whore."

You see, in the diverse work place, I should not tell my receptionist to dress more "whore like", as all she is good for is rectal carnage. (Even thought it is true, I need to watch my ass, as I do not want to lose another job, just as my fiasco at Depends Inc.)

The moral of the story is, if you want to call that secretary of yours a fat moose who is so disgusting she should just shoot herself, make sure you are good and drunk on gin. That way, you have a very good excuse for telling that fat bitch how it is.

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