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| {{quote|I think Kane Carter is an vindictive, evil person. I'm not religious but like if there was a hell, Kane Carter would burn for eternity. Like that's straight up the kind of person Kane is.|Theft King banishing Kane to the firey pits.}}
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| |title = theft king
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| |image = Theft King ProfilePic.jpg
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| |occupation = [[YouTube]] ranter, "news reporter" and reviewer
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| |gender = Male
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| |years active = 2014-present
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| |nationality = [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Amerifag]]
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| |website = [https://www.youtube.com/@theftking JewTube channel]
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| '''theft king''' is a chronically online, [[delusional]], narcissistic and lowlife manchild in his 30s who has mental breakdowns over Twitch donations and is what happens when you never mature past the age of 15. His content primarily consists of [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] drama [[nobody cares about]] as well as other games such as [[Bendy and the Ink Machine]] and [[Poppy Playtime]] that are well past his age demographic. Unlike the other retarded manchildren that one would think of an average Five Nights at Freddy's fan, even this guy is milked for lulz in his own community too which is quite an accomplishment.
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| ==YouTube Beginnings==
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| Despite creating his channel as early as 2014, Theft wouldn't upload any videos until September 4, 2018 when he uploaded a clip of him playing [[shit nobody cares about|La Mulana 2]]. His first FNAF related video would be uploaded on January 1, 2022 titled "What Went Wrong? (FNAF Security Breach)" where he would be [[unoriginal|yet another YouTuber bitching about Security Breach]] as well as sounding like a heroin addict. He would then proceed to milk Security Breach for the next six videos as well as dickride [[Game Theory|MatPat]] in two of those six videos. After briefly realizing that he was beating a dead horse, he would go after another easy target in the form of Poppy Playtime while acting like [[no|it's a unique and controversial opinion]].
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| Realizing that the FNAF fandom is full of either [[13-year-old girls]], [[furries]] or [[manchildren]], he would proceed to talk about FNAF mods but the first notable video from this period would be the release of the video "What happened to Scott Cawthon? (FNAF Security Breach)" on March 23, 2022 when he would briefly cover the drama of when the series creator Scott Cawthon was [[cancel Culture|cancelled]] on [[Twitter]] by [[faggots]], [[trannies]] and [[twitards]] for supporting [[Donald Trump]]. (yes, this actually happened) In said video, he would act like [[false|FNAF dying without Scott would be a bad thing]] as well as begin to cover non clique drama in the FNAF community.
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| ==Theft trying to act like Keemstar==
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| He would then tackle the topic of the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative and how it could potentially become defunct by that point, also trying to become the most bland and stale [[Keemstar]] ripoff. For context, the Initiative was established on August 21, 2020 with the goal of allowing [[loser|fans]] develop their own FNAF fangames that would be published by Scott himself. If this were any other fandom, perhaps this could've genuinely catch the interest in people that weren't delusional [[sick fuck]]s but since we're talking about the FNAF Fandom, you know how this would go south one way or another. By the time Theft published his first video, the only released game of the Initiative (Five Nights at Flumpty's 3) had its main developer be outed as a [[pedophile]] and another developer known as Phisnom would publish a long, angry and [[butthurt]] tirade about the state of the official series and the release of Security Breach, acting as if the series hasn't gone to an absolute dumpster fire since the release of FNAF 4 and somehow not getting fired for being a major [[attention whore]].
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| ==Theft King vs. EnchantedMOB==
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| ===Interview with Ekrcoaster===
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| After a few more videos about FNAF that aren't [[lulz|lulzworthy]] enough to document, Theft would upload two videos about the sudden rise of Poppy Playtime and the controversy behind the developers of the game, specifically [[EnchantedMOB]]. ([[Powerword]]s: Zach and Seth Belancher) There's too many lulz to summarize in one section but a quick summary of the whole drama without giving Theft any revenue is that the main developers of the game [[bullied]] a smaller animator known as Ekrcoaster ([[Powerword]]: Ethan) to the point where [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|he had to check himself into a mental hospital]] despite the fact he could've just cut contact with both Zach and Seth and find a different studio to work with. Another noteworthy point was that they had allegedly stole his shitty game known as Venge despite the fact that both Poppy Playtime and Venge were ripoffs of [[Bendy and the Ink Machine]] (which isn't even a good game in the first place). Notice how he keeps referring to Ethan as a "they" in the video despite the fact that he's a dude? This is Theft's attempt to try and not get cancelled but boy, oh boy did he still fuck it up.
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| ===Interview with EnchantedMOB===
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| On May 3, 2022, EnchantedMOB released a public apology to the whole drama by the [[psychopath]] himself: Zach Belanger! In order to milk his newfound fame, Theft would release "Everything Wrong With the Poppy Playtime Apology" a whole TWO days later. (Couldn't even wait a week?) Notice how critical Theft is towards EnchantedMOB? Clearly he didn't as in his 17-minute long "interview" that didn't even contain the actual interview, he was noticably a lot more forgiving and understanding towards EnchantedMOB in general than in his previous video. This led to people speculating that Theft was a [[sellout]] and his own comment section turned on him briefly which earned some lolz from Theft but this would fade out for the next few videos.
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| ==Theft milking the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative==
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| After revealing his face in the video "Poppy has TOO MUCH CRAP (face reveal)", he would double dip in the Fazbear Fanverse Initiative and he was proclaiming that the Fanverse was to be [[baleeted]] by Scott himself. Now, excluding the fact that This would lay the blueprints for the advent of Kane Carter who was another developer on the Fanverse who got [[butthurt]] at Theft's statements which would be a major figure in the ensuing lulz of Theft.
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