User:Another n00b

WARNING: This user is a fucking crybaby. Please start WikiWars with them k thnx.

Hello, everyone.

I would just like to say something about your beloved, so precious encyclopedia dramatica. You are not funny. You are under the mistaken impression associating yourself with 4chan makes you badass, and completely immune to any sort of hating. You think posting articles on people you don't like is a great and incredibly responsible way to use a wiki. You seemingly believe that outside of your parent's basement, that "lulz" (an ultimately pointless corruption of LOL) and "pwn" (A term used by kids in online games when they somehow got one over the pros) is the only way to categorise tragedies such as 9/11.

You believe that internet relay chat is not outdated and inconvenient as opposed to something which isn't 20 years old. You believe that libel and harassment are all well and good as long as it is done on "lolcows" (people who are constantly stalked by people half their age). You think that your home country (I'm guessing america) is a hundred times better than it actually is. Your only knowledge of asperger's syndrome comes from the south-park parody episode. You think that documenting your little circle-jerks on a message board are fucking hilarious and deserve to be featured so it can unwillingly drive away newcomers. You believe charging your users $250 to keep this archive of scum and villainy active is a valid way of sucking money out of kid's wallets.

You are wrong.

Encyclopedia dramatica is shit. Uncyclopedia, uncyclopedia for fuck's sake is funnier than you. I wish I never decided to walk into this shit-fest, when I still had some hope for it. After dwelling in this den of shite for too long, I realize it for what it is. It is a badly-maintaned, shock-humour based, meme-spouting, kid-infested waste of mediawiki software that takes the absolute worst bits of both wikipedia and 4chan and combines them into a smelly, puss-filled sluggish crapflooded mess. You can say you're allied with anonymous all you want, but just because they occasionally post there doesn't make you the backbone of the internet hate machine. I know you haven't realized this yet; this is because I genuinely believe you all to be a bit thick.

Go ahead. Threaten me all you want, you can say that you can destroy me, but I always take something into account: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. I don't give a flying fuck in a rabbit hutch if you call me a pussy, as you are psychically un-able to make a meaningful reply. Any kind of criticism you send me is meaningless, as it is nothing but text on a computer screen. This was pointed out on a thread, but let me put it into perspective. All those articles are nothing but text on a computer screen, and unlike wikipedia, is not useful to anyone other than you're overly-attached userbase. I don't even care now, as you are all pathetic cunts who will never mean anything to me ever again after I post this message.

Goodbye and fuck off.