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| Christopher Anthony Lunsford, known professionally as '''Oliver Anthony''', is an [[Troll|epic troll]] and [[The_Internet_is_serious_business|savvy businessman]] who scored a major achievement in the summer of 2023 when he pulled off baiting irritable [[Liberal|Democrats]] and profiting off of [[Redneck|inbred Conservatives]] effortless with one song. With the [[Emo|heartstring tugging]] ballad ''Rich Men North of Richmond'', Anthony writes a modern classic of societal strife in current US politics and begs the listener to help focus the blame where it belongs; [[Man The Harpoons|big fat fucks]]
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| ==Humble beginnings==
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| {{quote|“There’s nothing special about me,” Anthony wrote in the Facebook post. “I’m not a good musician, I’m not a very good person. I’ve spent the last 5 years struggling with mental health and using alcohol to drown it.|}} | | File:L4KFighting.png |
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| Born poor [[white trash]] in rural Virginia, Oliver flunked out of school at the age of 17 and resigned himself to a life of [[Poor|Karl Childers]]-inspired life of traveling about the region being paid low wages for menial labor. One faithful day in 2013, Oliver [[Retard|did a clumsy]] and cracked his head open like an egg, sidelining him from his beloved workforce for over a year. Following a length of [[Cripples|intense physical therapy]] he spent the next decade wagecucking in various methods, meeting [[Americunts|salt of the earth citizens]] of his beloved America and empathizing with their hardships.
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| Finally, Old School Oliver [[RAGE|could stand no more]], and took his guitar straight to the local access music variety program with his [[The Song Of My People|original music tribute]] to these hard working men! What followed was the ushering in of [[Important people|a Johnny Cash of the modern era!]] With ''Rich Men North of Richmond'', Oliver [[Raid|went to war]] with the lulziest targets he could think of; [[Jews|the Washington establishment]], [[Jeffrey Epstein]], the [[Yuppie|coastal elite]], and most savagely of all: [[Fat|lard asses]].
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| From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated."|}}
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| [[File:OliverAnthonyLifeStory.png|thumb|right|Like a true oldfag, Oliver coupled his musical endeavor with [[LiveJournal|commentary!]]]]
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| ===Continued Success===
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| A normal man would have been satisfied with the [[Success|impressive achievement]] of openly [[Economist|naming them]] as the cause of all conflict among America citizens, but Oliver Anthony is far from a normal man. In a day and age of [[Outrage Culture|hypersensitivity and partisanship]], the [[Ben Shapiro|modern Conservative movement]] saw a chance to not only trigger the libs, [[Jew Gold|but earn a hefty profit as a result!]]
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