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{{ibhead|<big>'''Jazz Jennings'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|October 6th 2000}}
{{ibrow|'''Race'''|[[White]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[America|American]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitter'''|{{twitter|@JazzJennings__}}}}
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'''Jazz Jennings''' is a 22-year-old [[tranny|trans-identified biological male]] who was mercilessly psyopped by his own mother '''Jeanette Jennings''' around the age of 4 into believing that he is a girl in a boy's body. Heralded as one of the earliest successful victims of sissy hypno porn in recorded history, Jazz quickly rose to celebrity-status among the [[faggot|alphabet community]] and has since been heralded as a shining example of what can happen when you convince a little boy that he really likes wearing a dress.
==Trans Child Celebrity==
[[File:I_Am_Jazz_book.jpg|thumb|250px|left|"That's right, Timmy. [[Jew|Jewish]] doctors can make you into a pretty girl too!"]]
Jazz was so young when he allegedly decided that he wanted to become a girl that for him to have actually reached this conclusion on his own is impossible. Even if he had initially put forth the idea entirely of his own volition, no sensible rational adult acting in the good faith of the child's interest would ever take such a suggestion seriously from the mouth of a toddler. Jazz was artfully manipulated down this path by his mother in a classic case of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy. In other words, his mother willingly turned him into a medical experiment so that she could receive social gratification in the form of fame and attention.
A reality TV series has documented Jazz's life for 8 seasons and counting, broadcasting to the entire world his personal struggles, medical issues, and subsequently declining mental health. His mother Jeanette once explained on the show that, in reaction to Jazz's increasing reluctance to shove acrylic objects up his poopwound so as to prevent it from closing up, she has literally "woken [Jazz] out of dead sleep, taken the dilator, put the lubrication on it, and said 'Here, you take this and you put it in your vagina - if not, I will!'"
==Medical Complications==
[[File:Jazz_Jennings_large.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Jazz was prescribed puberty blockers starting at age 11 and then placed on hormone replacement therapy starting at age 12. Now that he is an adult is safe to say that just about everything imaginable about Jazz's transition has gone wrong. He still clearly has the face, voice, and body shape of a young boy. Puberty blockers stunted the development of his genitalia to such an extent that, in order to perform the penile inversion procedure, surgeons were forced to substitute material from his colon. The whole thing was botched, and the resulting flesh pocket turned necrotic. Following several "revision" surgeries, Jazz has pretty much nothing between his legs but scar tissue and a urethra. His nerve endings have been obliterated, and he will never experience sexual pleasure. His piss doesn't even come out straight anymore.
As a result of trauma inflicted from a life of being a medical experiment on public display, he now suffers from severe depression, but tranny sympathizers will tell you that the real cause is simply transphobia. Shortly following his genital mutilation surgery, he developed an eating disorder and gained more than 100 lbs. in roughly one year's time. His story now stands as the most solid cautionary tale of why it's a really bad fucking idea to give puberty-blocking drugs to little kids.
Jazz Jennings will most likely 41% himself before he's 30.
==See Also==
*[[Tranny]]
*[[Faggot]]

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