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| '''Doreen Cleyre''', '''[[Powerword|Real Name]]: Doreen Ford''' {{atheist}} or ''/u/abolishwork''' is a full-time [[Reddit]] [[Janitor|janny]] and the creator of infamous subreddit {{reddit|Anti-Work|/r/antiwork}} where middle aged [[Americunts]] with no marketable skills complain about not making a six figure salary flipping burgers at their local [[McDonalds]].
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| Not just a Reddit mod, Doreen is a 30 year old professional dog walker from [[New Hampshire]] who works for a grand total of ten hours a week. Apparently, there are now [[rape]] allegations against him too.
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| [[File:Reddit Doreen Cleyre.png|thumb|Doreen: Brave and Stunning [[Tranny]]]]
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| [[File:antiwork private.jpg|thumb|right|WE DID IT REDDIT!!1!!]]
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| == The Fox News Interview ==
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| [[Faux News|Fox News]], sensing a subreddit filled with lazy [[neckbeards]] would be easy prey to "interview", invited Doreen on to their show to [[circlejerk]] to their audience of [[Retired|retirees]] and [[baby boomers]] how lazy those damn [[liberals]] are. And show up he did. Representing his followers and Redditors as a whole, Doreen presented himself to an audience of millions adorned with a hoodie and unbrushed hair. While not making any eye contact with the camera due to crippling [[Aspergers|Ass Burgers]], Doreen lied to the reporter about working "25 hours a week" (gotta pad those numbers) and how he would like to work less.
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| He also aspires to be a philosophy professor despite having zero credentials and making no effort toward ever reaching it. Meanwhile, the anchor is literally laughing at this [[retard]] live on the air and he didn't even have to exert any effort.
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| <center><youtube>4IfzpgGwHkI</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|20 HOURS WALKING DOGS TOO MUCH, WORKING SUCKS. |Doreen Ford, advocate for better working conditions}}
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| Despite being told by the other moderators of /r/antiwork not to do the interview, Doreen took the bait. Whatever momentum the /r/antiwork movement had going is now forgotten as the masses are now laughing at them.
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:doreen reddit defense mode.jpg|Admitting to working only 10 hours a week
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| File:doreen on fox.png|thumb|Artist's rendition of the interview
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| File:anti work fox.png|thumb|Doreen as seen on Fox News
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| File:anti work mods.jpg|thumb|Nooo, don't jump ship to a better subreddit
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| File:Doreen Ford resume.png|thumb|Ten years, still no bachelors degree
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| </gallery>|border=black|color=white}}
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch]] - Doreen would fit in well here alongside other [[anarchist]] trannies that don't like to work.
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| == External links ==
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| *[https://abolishwork.com/about/ Official Website] {{archive|B5oPn}}
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| *{{twitter|dcleyre192|Twatter}}
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| *[https://www.patreon.com/dcleyre192 Patreon (if you want to give a grown ass man handouts for whatever reason)] {{archive|BLC7s}}
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/onlytheleisureclass Facebook]
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