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'''Doreen Cleyre''', [[Powerword]]: ''Doreen Ford'' {{atheist}} or ''/u/abolishwork'' is a full-time [[Reddit]] [[Janitor|janny]] and the creator of infamous subreddit {{reddit|Anti-Work|/r/antiwork}} where middle aged [[Americunts]] with no marketable skills complain about not making a six figure salary flipping burgers at their local [[McDonalds]].
 
Since the illustrious career of Reddit mod doesn't quite pay the bills, Doreen is a 30-year-old professional dog walker from [[New Hampshire]] who works for a grand total of ten hours a week. Apparently, there are now [[rape]] allegations against him too.
 
[[File:Reddit Doreen Cleyre.png|thumb|Doreen: Brave and Stunning [[Tranny]]]]
 
[[File:antiwork private.jpg|thumb|right|WE DID IT REDDIT!!1!!]]
== The Fox News Interview ==
[[Faux News|Fox News]], sensing that a subreddit filled with lazy [[neckbeards]] would be easy prey to "[[troll|interview]]", Fox News invited Doreen on to their show to [[circlejerk]] with their audience of [[Retired|retirees]] and [[baby boomers]] about how [[truth|lazy]] those damn [[liberals]] are. Doreen took the low-hanging bait due to thinking he had a moral high ground and accepted the invitation. Representing his followers and Redditors as a whole, Doreen presented himself to an audience of millions adorned with a hoodie and unbrushed hair. While not making any eye contact with the camera due to crippling [[Aspergers|Ass Burgers]], Doreen lied to the reporter about working "25 hours a week" (gotta pad those numbers) and how he would like to work less.
He also aspires to be a philosophy professor despite having zero credentials and making no effort toward ever reaching it. Meanwhile, the anchor is literally laughing at this [[retard]] live on the air and he didn't even have to exert any effort as good lulz frequently do.
 
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{{quote|20 HOURS WALKING DOGS TOO MUCH, WORKING SUCKS. |Doreen Ford, advocate for better working conditions}}
 
Despite being told by the other moderators of /r/antiwork not to do the interview, trannies on the internet cannot turn down an opportunity to receive attention. Whatever momentum the /r/antiwork movement had going is now forgotten as the masses are now laughing at them.
 
== Gallery ==
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File:doreen reddit defense mode.jpg|Admitting to working only 10 hours a week
File:doreen on fox.png|thumb|Artist's rendition of the interview
File:anti work fox.png|thumb|Doreen as seen on Fox News
File:anti work mods.jpg|thumb|Nooo, don't jump ship to a better subreddit
File:Doreen Ford resume.png|thumb|Ten years, still no bachelors degree
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== See Also ==
* [[The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch]] - Doreen would fit in well here alongside other [[anarchist]] trannies that don't like to work.
 
== External links ==
*[https://abolishwork.com/about/ Official Website] {{archive|B5oPn}}
*{{twitter|dcleyre192|Twatter}}
*[https://www.patreon.com/dcleyre192 Patreon (if you want to give a grown ass man handouts for whatever reason)] {{archive|BLC7s}}
*[https://www.facebook.com/onlytheleisureclass Facebook]
 
 
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