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{{ibhead|<big>'''/u/abolishwork'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''[[Deadname]]'''|Nicholas J. Ford}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''DOB'''|August 24, 1991}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''| [[Boston]], [[Massachusetts]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Occupation'''|Full-time Reddit Mod, [[Nietzsche|Philosopher]]}}
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'''Doreen Cleyre''', [[Powerword]]: '''Nick Ford''' {{atheist}} AKA '''dcleyre192''' or '''/u/abolishwork''' is a 30 year old [[autistic]] enby [[Reddit]] [[Janitor|janny]] and the creator of infamous subreddit {{reddit|Anti-Work|/r/antiwork}} where middle aged [[Americunts]] with no marketable skills complain about not making a six figure salary flipping burgers at their local [[McDonalds]]. The users of the subreddit would have you believe they are are rallying against toxic American work culture and [[Capitalism]] (they're not).
 
Since the illustrious career of Reddit mod doesn't quite pay the bills, Doreen is a 30-year-old professional dog walker (for his mom's dog) from [[New Hampshire]] who works for a grand total of ten hours a week. When not hard at work, Doreen can be found writing shitty zines, making [[Kingdom Hearts]] [[Let's Play]]s and starring in an irrelevant [[podcast]] called [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/optional-dialogue/id1525278051 Optional Dialogue]. He is also the bassist for a terrible band called Mental Breakdown. Apparently, there are now [[rape]] allegations against him too, further proving trannies are a menace to society.
 
[[File:Reddit Doreen Cleyre.png|thumb|Doreen: Brave and Stunning [[Tranny]]]]
 
[[File:antiwork private.jpg|thumb|right|WE DID IT REDDIT!!1!!]]
== The Fox News Interview ==
[[Faux News|Fox News]], sensing that a subreddit filled with lazy [[neckbeards]] would be easy prey to "[[troll|interview]]", Fox News invited Doreen on to their show to [[circlejerk]] with their audience of [[Retired|retirees]] and [[baby boomers]] about how [[truth|lazy]] those damn [[liberals]] are. Doreen took the low-hanging bait due to thinking he had a moral high ground and accepted the invitation. Representing his followers and Redditors as a whole, Doreen presented himself to an audience of millions adorned with a hoodie and unbrushed hair with a camera on par with golden era [[Chris-chan]]'s PS Eye. While not making any eye contact with the camera due to crippling [[Aspergers|Ass Burgers]], Doreen lied to the reporter about working "25 hours a week" (gotta pad those numbers) and how he would like to work less.
He also aspires to be a philosophy professor <s> despite having zero credentials and making no effort toward ever reaching it </s> [[Fact|ACTUALLY]] he does have a Bachelors in "Humanities" but who gets a job with a degree in "Humanities"???. Meanwhile, the anchor is literally laughing at this [[retard]] live on the air and he didn't even have to exert any effort as good lulz frequently do.
 
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{{quote|20 HOURS WALKING DOGS TOO MUCH, WORKING SUCKS. |Doreen Ford, advocate for better working conditions}}
 
Despite being told by the other moderators of /r/antiwork not to do the interview, trannies on the internet cannot turn down an opportunity to receive attention. Whatever momentum the /r/antiwork movement had going is now forgotten as the masses are now laughing at them. He is the Ketchup of [[Occupy Wall Street]] fame to /r/antiwork.
 
==Videos==
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== Gallery ==
{{collapsegallery|Tranny Janny|It|center|<gallery>
File:doreen reddit defense mode.jpg|Admitting to working only 10 hours a week
File:doreen on fox.png|Artist's rendition of the interview
File:anti work fox.png|Doreen as seen on Fox News
File:anti work mods.jpg|Nooo, don't jump ship to a better subreddit
File:Doreen Ford resume.png|Ten years of student debt loans (good luck paying that off with a degree in humanities)
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:doreen rating pokemon.png|Doreen putting more effort into rating [[Pokemon]] than his interview on Fox News
File:antiwork story part 1.png|A story
File:antiwork story part 2.png|in two parts
</gallery>}}
 
 
== See Also ==
* [[The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch]] - Doreen would fit in well here alongside other [[anarchist]] trannies that don't like to work.
 
== External links ==
*[https://abolishwork.com/about/ Official Website] {{archive|B5oPn}}
*{{yt|dcleyre192|YouTube}}
*{{twitter|dcleyre192|Twatter}}
*{{twitch|dcleyre192|Twitch}}
*[https://www.patreon.com/dcleyre192 Patreon (if you want to give a grown ass man handouts for whatever reason)] {{archive|BLC7s}}
*[https://www.facebook.com/onlytheleisureclass Facebook]
*[http://meritpages.com/doreenford Merit Pages] {{archive|VFCnc}}
*[https://libertarianinstitute.org/author/doreen-cleyre/ Philosophical Musings] {{archive|5DvNs}}
*[https://chaturbate.com/dcleyre192/ Chaturbate] {{archive|Cr9KS}}
 
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