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[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy-IRL.jpg|thumb|300px|Doesn't this faggot kinda look liek [[Chris-chan]]?]]
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[http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=145843 cutefuzzypuppy] ('''Powerword: Jared Jamez Abrahams''') is a she-male [[emo]] and [[Internet Tough Guy]] who has problems regarding [[Coughlan666 | the diminutive body mass index of her penis]]. She really needed to get hard because [[Laurelai | she couldn't get laid due to not being attractive at all]]. To achieve her goal of becoming one with her dick, Abrahams used her [[Skript kiddie | ub3r l337 h4x0ring ski11z]] to get [[n00dz]] by hacking into [[16-year-old girls]] computers using her [[It's a trap | DarkComet]] trojan in conjunction with her [[retard | genius]] level [[Kevin Mitnick | social engineering]] skillz. Jared is so [[Not | smart]] that she got caught by the [[Partyvan | feds]] because [http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/09/miss-teen-usas-webcam-spy-called-himself-cutefuzzypuppy/ she used her IRL name when registering for her DarkComet command & control server]
'''Jared Abrahams''' was a computer science student and full-time HackForums regular, a forum that is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but still want to make a name for themselves.
For a while, he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women who knew even less about computers than he did.
Online, Jared went by the sinister handle '''cutefuzzypuppy''', possibly based on a nickname that his mother gave him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.


{{quote|I don't think anyone can understand how lonely he's been for 20 years|His mother|huge understatement|center=auto}}


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== Miss Teen USA ==


== OMGZ [[BAW | Sob Stoary Time]] ==
[[File:Cutefuzzypuppy Miss Teen USA.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A blonde. Surprised?]]
[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy_with_mother.jpg | thumb | 200px | Awww Mommy must be so [[Pissed | proud]] of her little [[Jared Milton | angel]]!]]
Meet Jared James Abrahams, a girl with [[Pedophile | autism]]. All her life, she's been [[Forever Alone | lonely]] and has had [[Loser | difficulty making friends]]. Her [[Your Mom | family]] tried helping her by taking her to [[ADHD | therapy programs]] provided by various [[Richard Dawkins | research foundations]]. In high [[school]], she would get her ass kicked by [[Bronies]], [[Lazytown | some fat kid called Ziggy]], [[emos]] and [[Brett Keane]]. Nearly all her life, Abrahams [[Lol | was bullied because of her inability to communicate]]. To find [[The Way of the Master | meaning]] and [[Bernie Madoff | self-worth]] in her life, Abrahams decided to major in [[Mike Sandy | computer science]]. He was knowledgeable on [[iCarly | internal built-in computer cameras]] and was aspiring to become a [[Whore | systems engineer]] one day.


== Here's where it gets [[Lulz | lulzy]] ==
cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as '''R'''emote '''A'''dministration '''T'''ools.
Abrahams one day discovered the [[Scientology | magickal]] world of [http://hackforums.net hackforums.net], a place where you could be a total [[luser]] and yet be one of the [[Defcon | kewl kidz]]. Abrahams was able to fit in because [[Truth | nearly everyone at HackForums is a complete retard]] and she just happened [[Doing it right | to be somewhat less of a retard]]. To begin her climb into [[Noone | HackForums popularity]], Abrahams wrote [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:i56jIpEU8WMJ:www.hackforums.net/printthread.php%3Ftid%3D2844607+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us shitty tutorials] on the topic of spreading malware. She was also ready to spend [[at least 100]] dollars on some shitty keylogger so that she could architect her [[VenomFangX | own demise]]. Abrahams began to spread her [[Back Orifice | malware]] across the [[Facebook | internets]], infecting an [[over 9000 | assload]] of computerz.
And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one of these onto Cassidy Wolf's computer.
To him, she was a girl that he went to school with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA.
At some point he sent her an email, demanding that she strip for him on webcam, and her nudes to the Internet if she failed to comply.
Miss Teen USA, unsure how to respond, asked her mother for advice, who in turn contacted the FBI.


== See Also ==
== Autistic rampage ==


*[[Skid]]
While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by the malicious cutefuzzypuppy, his autistic-fueled spree had just got started.
*[[Faggot]]
In a move that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how astronomically improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone the sound his name being whispered to him, he requested social engineering pointers so that he could expand his RAT collection.
*[[Trap]]
One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two.
*[[Fail]]
Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least 12 dumb broads in the process.
He even coerced two into stripping in front of their webcam for him, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.


= External Links =
== Oh snap ==


*{{reddit|CuteFuzzyPuppy}}
[[Image:Cutefuzzypuppy_with_mother.jpg|thumb|200px|Mommy must be so proud of her little angel.]]
*{{youtube|cutefuzzypuppy}}
 
Sadly for Jared, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI.
While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of him when he registered an account with [[Snitch|no-ip.org]] using his real name.
This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed our pervert hero's identity.
In court an amazing transformation took place as Jared Abrahams went from Internet tough guy to cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored.
His mother, feeling shame for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge [[truth|just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been]].
It take a special person to dedicate countless hours into monitoring all those webcams.
 
And it worked.
The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism.
 
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{{quote|There are no words to describe what you did to my daughter|Wolf's mother|apparently ungrateful for what he ''didn't'' do to her daughter}}
 
{{quote|Everything I did was to have a feeling of a sense of involvement|Jared Abrahams}}
 
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== YouTube ==
 
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|<youtube>hjLnlsjnos4</youtube>
;Miss Teen USA<nowiki>:</nowiki> I know 'sextortion' suspect
 
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;Arrest made in Miss Teen USA 'sextortion' case
 
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== Gallery ==
 
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== External links ==
 
*{{reddituser|CuteFuzzyPuppy}}
*{{yt|u|cutefuzzypuppy}}
*http://www.hackforums.net/member.php?action=profile&uid=145843
*[http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/09/miss-teen-usas-webcam-spy-called-himself-cutefuzzypuppy/ How the FBI found Miss Teen USA’s webcam spy]
*[http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/09/miss-teen-usas-webcam-spy-called-himself-cutefuzzypuppy/ How the FBI found Miss Teen USA’s webcam spy]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2582892/Prison-sentence-Miss-Teen-USA-extortion-case.html College student jailed for trying to extort nude photos from Miss Teen USA and others]
*[http://www.people.com.lolize.com/people/article/0,,20739685,00.html Mizz Teen USA kassidy Wolf 'Sxtorshun' kase Arrest Made]


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Latest revision as of 06:26, 13 January 2023

Doesn't this faggot kinda look liek Chris-chan?

Jared Abrahams was a computer science student and full-time HackForums regular, a forum that is frequented by tryhards who don't have a clue but still want to make a name for themselves. For a while, he was the envy amongst an elite league of men who are destined to be virgins for life, preying on women who knew even less about computers than he did. Online, Jared went by the sinister handle cutefuzzypuppy, possibly based on a nickname that his mother gave him as a child as she often mistook him for the neutered family dog.

   
“ 		 
I don't think anyone can understand how lonely he's been for 20 years
  		„
  		 

—His mother, huge understatement

Miss Teen USA

A blonde. Surprised?

cutefuzzypuppy's rampage began when he consulted with the experts at HackForums about RATs, commonly referred to as Remote Administration Tools. And much to everyone's amazement, Jared managed to install one of these onto Cassidy Wolf's computer. To him, she was a girl that he went to school with, and to everyone else, Miss Teen USA. At some point he sent her an email, demanding that she strip for him on webcam, and her nudes to the Internet if she failed to comply. Miss Teen USA, unsure how to respond, asked her mother for advice, who in turn contacted the FBI.

Autistic rampage

While Wolf was the first pair of tits to be extracted by the malicious cutefuzzypuppy, his autistic-fueled spree had just got started. In a move that confirmed to everyone on HackForums just how astronomically improbable it was that Jared would ever see a twat in person, let alone the sound his name being whispered to him, he requested social engineering pointers so that he could expand his RAT collection. One must wonder if one of Jared's suppressed memories includes the discovery of a trap or two. Ultimately our autistic superhero managed to take control of over 100 computers, extorting nudes from at least 12 dumb broads in the process. He even coerced two into stripping in front of their webcam for him, something that most lifelong virgins will only achieve with large quantities of currency.

Oh snap

Mommy must be so proud of her little angel.

Sadly for Jared, Wolf's mother didn't share his enthusiasm and neither did the FBI. While he did figure out basic techniques on how to cover his tracks, such as using a VPN that doesn't store logs, common sense got the best of him when he registered an account with no-ip.org using his real name. This didn't go unnoticed by the FBI and a simple Google search for "cutefuzzypuppy" confirmed our pervert hero's identity. In court an amazing transformation took place as Jared Abrahams went from Internet tough guy to cry baby, apologizing to the camwhores that he sextored. His mother, feeling shame for her massive failure, also put on the waterworks, reminding the judge just how lonely her autistic wonder must have been. It take a special person to dedicate countless hours into monitoring all those webcams.

And it worked. The judge shortened his sentence to 18 months due to autism.

   
“ 		 
There are no words to describe what you did to my daughter
  		„
  		 

—Wolf's mother, apparently ungrateful for what he didn't do to her daughter

   
“ 		 
Everything I did was to have a feeling of a sense of involvement
  		„
  		 

—Jared Abrahams

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