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'''VideoGameDunkey''', colloquially known as Dunkey, [[Lie|is a super famous YouTube user]]. | '''VideoGameDunkey''', colloquially known as Dunkey, [[Lie|is a super famous YouTube user]]. | ||
Dunkey has gained his fandom via warping normal english syntax and creating a variety of made-up words. | Dunkey has gained his fandom via warping normal english syntax and creating a variety of made-up words. | ||
He is most famous for narrating shitty League of Legends games. | He is most famous for <strike>narrating shitty [[League of Legends]] games.</strike> he no longer makes League of Legends content. | ||
== The Legacy == | == The Legacy == | ||
[[File:VideoGameDunkey1.jpg|left|200px]] | [[File:VideoGameDunkey1.jpg|left|200px]] | ||
VideoGameDunkey grew up in the United States, somewhere northern place with lots of snow and shit. | VideoGameDunkey grew up in the United States, somewhere northern place with lots of snow and shit. While he was a kid, he made a bunch of shitty videos of himself being fat. | ||
Fast-forward to 2011, Dunkey (Powerword: Jason) is no longer fat and starts making shitty game commentaries and animated shorts. | Fast-forward to 2011, Dunkey ([[Powerword]]: Jason Gastrow) is no longer fat and starts making shitty game commentaries and animated shorts. | ||
He quickly gained fame and was hailed as a League of Legends all-star. | He quickly gained fame and was hailed as a League of Legends all-star. | ||
Dunkey soon met a mouse-voiced girl who he called "Mouse Bitch". | Dunkey soon met a mouse-voiced girl who he called "Mouse Bitch". This Asian whore was the first naked women Dunkey ever saw and she pretended to be his boyfriend via League of Legends and Skype. Once the Jews over at Youtube started forking over cash to Dunkey (who is probably also a Jew), he decided it would be a good idea to move down to Texas to meet Mouse Bitch in person. Once he arrived, Dunkey realized that Mouse Bitch wanted nothing to do with him in real life. Dunkey then moved into a shitty apartment in Texas where he lives alone. He is now fat. Very fat. | ||
This Asian whore was the first naked women Dunkey ever saw and she pretended to be his boyfriend via League of Legends and Skype. | |||
Once the Jews over at Youtube started forking over cash to Dunkey (who is probably also a Jew), he decided it would be a good idea to move down to Texas to meet Mouse Bitch in person. | |||
Once he arrived, Dunkey realized that Mouse Bitch wanted nothing to do with him in real life. | |||
Dunkey moved into a shitty apartment in Texas where he lives alone. | |||
He is now fat | |||
These days Dunkey is attempting to turn over a new leaf. | These days Dunkey is attempting to turn over a new leaf. The Jews over at Machinima started to stop paying him for some reason, so he's decided to move back in with his mommy <strike>and lose his weight.</strike> scratch that he's fat once again. He also got a bee-voiced girlfriend who is known as "LeahBee". | ||
The Jews over at Machinima started to stop paying him for some reason, so he's decided to move back in with his mommy and lose his weight. | |||
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== Vocabulary == | == Vocabulary == | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:29, 13 January 2023
VideoGameDunkey, colloquially known as Dunkey, is a super famous YouTube user.
Dunkey has gained his fandom via warping normal english syntax and creating a variety of made-up words.
He is most famous for narrating shitty League of Legends games. he no longer makes League of Legends content.
The Legacy
VideoGameDunkey grew up in the United States, somewhere northern place with lots of snow and shit. While he was a kid, he made a bunch of shitty videos of himself being fat.
Fast-forward to 2011, Dunkey (Powerword: Jason Gastrow) is no longer fat and starts making shitty game commentaries and animated shorts. He quickly gained fame and was hailed as a League of Legends all-star.
Dunkey soon met a mouse-voiced girl who he called "Mouse Bitch". This Asian whore was the first naked women Dunkey ever saw and she pretended to be his boyfriend via League of Legends and Skype. Once the Jews over at Youtube started forking over cash to Dunkey (who is probably also a Jew), he decided it would be a good idea to move down to Texas to meet Mouse Bitch in person. Once he arrived, Dunkey realized that Mouse Bitch wanted nothing to do with him in real life. Dunkey then moved into a shitty apartment in Texas where he lives alone. He is now fat. Very fat.
These days Dunkey is attempting to turn over a new leaf. The Jews over at Machinima started to stop paying him for some reason, so he's decided to move back in with his mommy and lose his weight. scratch that he's fat once again. He also got a bee-voiced girlfriend who is known as "LeahBee".
Vocabulary
| Word | Translation |
|---|---|
| VideoGameDucky | Where Dunkey gets his videos from |
| Dunkey | Donkey |
| Dingis | A general insult; stupid person |
| Drendis | See Dingis |
| Bongon | See Dingis |
| Booker | |
| Birdmen | |
| BigBoy | Big Mac |
| Dunyons | Onions |
| MightyMan's | Large |
| StandBy | Sprite |
| CluckerBites | McNuggets |
| Bumberton's Delight | BBQ Sauce |
| Kessen | Tekken |
| PaPaMeal | Dude |
| Gramfix | Graphics |
The Anthem Of Dunkey
Lift the weight, Lift the weight
Kill the Pickmen, dance with the doggy
Shake the bottle, piss on my face brother
Pet my hand, pet my hand
Fight the man, better than Red-Steel
Stab the steak, eat your meal
Shoot the banana, fight the nose
Jump on the banana. chop the lettuce, don't forget the cheese.
chop the lettuce, don't forget the cheese.
Toast the buns, french the fries.
Toast the buns, french the fries.
Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors.
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