Jonifications

Jonifications is a 23 year old autist known as Jon Baker from Missouri. Formerly known as #DSPAlert that regularly fucks with a 19 year old sperg kid Jonathan Ross who is a prominent figure on the internet; was even talked about on 8chan. Once drunk his own piss (has a bunch of piss bottles in his room which further demonstrates how he's a no-life permavirgin) and said it tasted like "liquid ham". Has a god complex yet has no job, no education (dropped out of high school with no GED because he was justifiably bullied for stealing the panties of his friend's mom and went on to become another pathetic loser on the internet), or no life outside of a Discord server he made called Dipshitphil. Which is essentially Sons of Kojima 2.0 since they got nuked by 8chan's /cow/ board. Recently said he might delete the server since he's bored of Darksydephil talk, which is good. Most likely the only accomplishment he'll ever have in life. He bitched once to a friend about how if his mom died he has nothing which means he'll just end up being a homeless faggot. Apt. Also, it's been agreed unanimously that he looks and sounds like a pedophile. Makes sense, considering he's also friends with another pedophile tranny fag in denial called ilikefunnyvideos505 (aka Beau Kwon in real life. Possible relation to Kim Jong Un). They have a podcast called the Uwucast which gets a whopping 30 views at best and is basically a Down Syndrome version of the SoKast.

External Links

• Dipshitphil Discord server link
• this waste of sperm thinks it's a "god"
•  Jonxx1
•  ilikefunny505
  • My very 1st sub!
• ilikefunnyvideos505
• beaukwonster