PeriodPearls

Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...

PeriodPearls, also known as Kassandra, uncontrolledsickness, CactusNaruto, hothentaiwaifu, Queen of Screams, or whatever shitty username she might come up with next, is an UTAU user who shits out all these voicebanks no one really gives a fuck about. When she’s not writing about her pisspoor “for the evulzzz” UTAU/OC and its equally putrid little brother doing some incestuous bullshit or making screeching UTAU covers, she can frequently be found complaining about those damn SJWs who oppress her everyday.

History of the Whore

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In 2011, Kassandra decided to stop making shitty Eminem collages and record an UTAU voicebank instead. Probably because she wanted her New Edgy Pseudo-Fake-Vocaloid Trash to sing some Slim Shady tunes. Typical of every angsty teenager who suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome, she unsurprisingly named her new creation Machete.

At some point, she befriended annamaeblythe and continues to suck her asshole to this day even though the latter went AWOL.

Even as a fucking teenager, Kassandra couldn't befriend any fucks her own age because they all figured out within two seconds of looking at her that she has an extra chromosome. Can you really blame them?

she's hiding her putrid chin

Over the years, she built a reputation for being a fucking Idiot who can’t go two seconds without crying about how the UTAU fandom is crawling with those Filthy SJWs and how most of the fandom are literally teenagers. If Kassandra had enough brains to apply her eyeliner correctly, she’d realize that most grown adults don’t really have time to sit on their ass and moan into a microphone while they’re thinking about how much they’d like to fuck Eren Yeager’s shota cock.

In addition to being a deprived shotacon, Kassandra squirts when watching gay men fuck and has admitted to having a fetish for getting cucked like the beta she is. She bitches about how penises hurt her cunt but craves anal since it's the closest thing she's gonna get to irl yaoi. She's also a retard for Zodiac signs so she'll retweet any Capricorn-specific posts to validate her "traits" like a true basic bitch.

One day, Kassie lost her shit after a boyfriend of hers also turned out to be a Pedo and wanted to smash one of her friends. It didn’t help that Kassandra was jealous of this fetus because they got more attention than her from their friend group. Like a real cuck, Kassandra removed the tart from all her social media profiles and then proceeded to whine and bitch at them, admitting how much she envies them for being much more likable compared to her.

Kassandra’s Abominations

machete in her prime time

machete (now ankoku) still looks like she was designed by an 11 year old

Introducing Machete, now renamed to Ankoku Kenmotsu. She’s Kassandra’s main UTAU/OC who’s a ~fashion designer/demon/sociopath~. Kassandra lives vicariously through Ankoku and only wishes she could be as cool and edgy as her own original character. Only Kassandra would find her own poorly written disgrace to be a total badass since she's still mentally in 2006. Her designs that she shat out of her asshole for this tart is what you expect: shit. Even after so many redesigns, Ankook still looks fucking ugly. No wonder Kassandra doesn’t want to draw at times. She would have to draw this deformed skank. In addition to being a sociopath lulzzz, Not!Machete also fucks her sibling just like the country boys that Kassandra is into.

Her deviantart-tier OC also has a little brother who she also made an UTAU bank for. Don’t be fooled though. It just sounds like another voicebank belonging to her main whore like all the other ones. Kassandra wrote a fanfic of him licking machete’s cheese grater and then eating her guts. 10/10 would bring up the text but it got BALEETED.

Despite being 23 years old, Kassandra still can’t write a decent character even if her life depended on it. She should’ve spent less time cosplaying Death Note characters and fantasizing about shooting up her school and more time growing out of her now-permanent edgelord phase.

No One Wants to Date Dren from Splice

It’s no secret that Kassandra joins dating sites. It’s only there that the most depraved would want to date someone who has eyes that are two meters apart. Someone teach this hammerhead slut how to do her makeup. She’s obviously also Kanadajin’s long lost aborted twin.

10/10 would abort

"the ugly expression yet still kinda attractive image" ok, Kassandra a look only she can perfect crack whore is her aesthetic free miku caterpillar brows the face she makes when she sees underage boy cock the fish wants to speak to your manager dren from splice looks great

Kassandra Gets Voted Off Pepus Island

Due to being an insufferable attention whore who wanted to bang underaged cock, she had a falling out with her old friend group full of faggots, Pepus Club.

It all started when two members clocked her for her passive aggressive behavior and the fact that everything she says sounds like it came out of a disabled hick’s mouth. Not to mention she also had a crush on another Pepus Fag (who was underaged jailbait at the time) that prompted her to tweet shit like how she'd bang him if he was into pussy.

After saying she'd be okay with one of the fuckos cutting her off, she bitched when they actually did. She later decided that she would “cut off” the rest of Pepsi Cult even though none of them cared or had an actual relationship with her.

Kassandra then accused the member that cut her off of controlling the other members of Pepus Club and trying to turn them all against her. Keep in mind that this is the same member that Kassandra got asshurt about years earlier because her pedophile ex boyfriend wanted to fuck them more than Kassandra’s dry snatch.

After dreaming/fantasizing about getting anal from Adolf Hitler, Kassandra had a revelation. She immediately opened her laptop and then her web browser. Quickly, she typed in what she had just experienced to find the meaning of her dream and came to a conclusion. The Zodiac Gods were whispering right in her ears. It was undeniable. The Pepsi Tartlet that cut her off was actually Hitler. Her Capricorn soul only reassured her and her hard nipples did as well.

Edgar Allan Poe who?

	“	Vindictively I viciously spit venom like a viper I'm locked on my target faster than a sniper. Acidifying the skin, the poison turns your face whiter Helplessly writhing as your throat gets tighter. I'll take those who oppose me and slice their head in half While I laugh; a psychotic tendency during an after math. And when I return, I don't bother with a bath cuz I wear blood on my hands like I wear clothes on my back. My intelligence surpasses you; I'm on another level. When you're up against me, you're up against the devil. Even authorities get scared cuz they're dealing with a rebel. My authentication is my confrontation which I represent to you without limitation Because preventing me my freedom from my destination, Is the result of the doctors noting you died from suffocation.	„
	—Top-Tier writing from Kassandra herself

Kassandra Gets Banned Off Utaforum

It was a fairly normal day in this cesspool of a forum, but Kassandra’s asshole was so clenched and the only way she would know sweet release was to open her whore mouth and place her pussy-smelling fingers on her keyboard. It was time for her daily 2938th SJW rant.

“UTAU things that turn you off?” the thread title read.

This time her pussy clenched. It was Time.

Notice how the thread is directed solely towards voicebanks but Kassandra has the comprehension skills of an aborted fetus so this didn’t matter to her. She needed to nut. Fast. So she did.

i'll just make a quick non organized list of all the things i dislike in a voicebank, the community and users themselves:

• the mentality and shove for cv vc and trying to convince everyone that it's better than VCV. sorry but no, everyone and their mother knows the utau fandom is lazy so cv vc is good exdee. i'm not saying you can't make it sound good, but i've never heard of it sounding better than a vcv bank (and then someone will respond to this and defend cv vc to the death and link me to some multipitch expression cv vc bank that i dont give a rat's @ss about)
• users who get up and arms and defensive/feel offended over everything or take obscure things being said or written in utau character's bio as some sort of personal attack instead of realizing people are just doing their own thing.
• users who have problems with people for doing their own thing which isn't intended to annoy or harm anyone else. seriously, get over yourself, if you've got *a problem with how someone's doing something, you need to move on and make your own covers/voicebanks. the world does not owe you anything and no one has to base their opinion around your's.
• extremely weeaboo voicebanks with just plain wrong pronunciation, especially in the vowels
• that same sounding overseas voice in japanese banks. idk how to explain this one, but it's very strong in lower toned females. tbh if you don't want to improve your JP pronunciation, you should just stick to your native language.
• people who go around telling everyone to buy a HQ mic instead of a cheap alternative. a lot of users don't have jobs/are young, so I strongly dislike the whole "hey spend your birthday money on this expensive mic for a mean elitist hobby that will actually get you nowhere in life".
• the majority of users are sjws or really annoying liberals who can't shut up about their opinion on politics but won't allow others to have a different opinion (or just try to be trendy with mental illness and some new made up gender of the week).
• incomplete or just plain wrong otos
• repulsive anatomy/features being too big on the body and don't look at all proportionate in any way, shape or form.
• pitiful voice range. basically if your utau can only sing 1 octave, you need to work on it.

FOR THE MOST PART I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT TYPE OF CHARACTER IT IS, AS LONG AS IT'S WRITTEN WELL AND THOUGHT OUT THAT'S FINE. AS LONG AS THE DESIGN DOESNT BURN MY EYES THEN I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM. I MAINLY JUDGE ON VOICE SO PLS DONT BE OFFENDED, MY OPINION DOESN'T EQUAL NOR ECHO THE MAJORITY'S. I HAD TO WRITE THIS IN CAPS BECAUSE I DISTRUST PEOPLE SINCE I TEND TO HAVE CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS/TEND TO PISS PEOPLE OFF. THIS WASNT INTENDED TO CAUSE PROBLEMS I JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT I HAD TO SAY.

All the other fucking weebs on the forum finally all collectively realized they were dealing with a retarded bongfucker. They proceeded to call out Kassandra on her flimsy irrelevant points while trying to avoid the stench of the salty nut in her panties. The mods then locked and BALEETED the thread but the whole circus is archived lol:
http://archive.is/5ybJX
https://archive.is/6AQKE
https://archive.is/yjvbo

After she got banned, she started to moan about how utaforum banned her for having different opinions boo hoo. She fails to wrap her premature brain over the fact that they banned her for breaking rules on the forum and what she posted in the thread was majorly more off-topic than on-topic but no. Little Kassie cries “CENSORSHIP” and “FILTHY SJW MODS” to this day.

Copypasta

	“	i responded to the forum and everyone else picked a fight with me and i'm countering their points, nothing more. i have a life, thanks :') you can shove your condescending sh1t up your ass though, no one likes you and thinks you're really annoying, i always hear about that caustic guy and how he thinks he knows everything. so, take your own advice and don't pick a fight with someone who can tear you to shreds (which you made the same mistake of with two other well known people who also find you repulsive as hell) and honestly, take your own hypocritical advice and tell your crap to someone who doesn't know you or how you act. dumb fvck.	„
	—Kassandra proving to others how retarded she is

Quotes

“   i wish [redacted] was into pussy. i’d bang [redacted]   „     —Kassandra talking about how she want to fuck another shota cock that doesn't belong to Eren Yeager     “   get a crush on me [redacted] ;)   „     —more pedophilic shit from the Slut     “   idk what im doing with my own ocs anymore   „     — Kassandra realizing she has no talent for story writing     “   pepus club looking for an excuse to contact me like go fuck yourselves i dont care about you or your bullshit anymore   „     —Kassandra on getting Baited by Pepsi Cult making fun of her when she got banned     “   i’ve fought the utau fandom since 2011 do you piss ants think you’re going to make a difference?   „     — “fought” since 2011, now she’s just making shit up     “   i could honestly sit here and shred certain people all night long, but that’s getting boring now   „     —this is supposed to be a threat lmao     “   so all im gonna say is: fuck off or this will get extremely ugly and i will rip you to shreds.   „     —another “threat”     “   dumbfvck   „     —iconic Kassandra bastardization     “   sh1t   „     —(dj khaled voice) another one Previous Quote | Next Quote

See Also

• Wapanese
• Weeaboo
• Whores
• Pedophile
• UTAU
• Vocaloid

Links

• uncontrolledsickness: Her old deactivated DeviantART. Old username for this account was moonmoontehwolf lol
• PeriodPearls: Her ACTIVE Deviantart. Have a laugh and look through her gallery.
• Youtube Account she set all her videos on private like a pussy
•  queenkassandraxTwitter account, her go-to place to bitch and moan
• princesskassandraa
• user-31442440
• user-923790172 her second soundcloud account
• her poorly-made distribution site for her vocaloid wannabes