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The '''2020 American Presidential Election''' is the latest clownshow in the cycle of American politics. While [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] used to have an article on this drama-filled presidential race, it got lost in the turnover from our old site (.se/.rs) and thusly this article has to be created from scratch.
After going through four years of businessman and internet [[troll]] [[Donald Trump]] as USA President, the American populace has been given a choice. President Donald Trump's tenure has seen an excessive amount of REEEE'ing and BAWWWing from the left-wing politicians and SJWs in America. ISIS has "been eliminated", but BLM and Antifa have taken to [[LARP]]ing in the streets and massively chimping out about fake police brutality.
'''Klaus Schwab''' is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic [[Jew|vampire]] who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
In the meantime, the [[CNN|fake]] [[old media|news media]], or Lugenpresse in some dialects, has massively colluded with commies and "The Resistance" to push their propaganda and try to oust USA Troll-In-Chief The Donald. The "outrage" resulted in a massive amount of Prez-wannabes in the 2020 Democratic candidate field, but only dementia awareness advocate and successful "Master of The Grope" [[Joe Biden]] came out on top as the Dems' "Chosen One".
With a choice between [[Trump|law and order]], or an authoritarianism based on "[[feels|muh feelings]]", [[transgender|science denial]] and massive censorship, the American people are at a crossroads. Who will win?...
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Klaus Schwab is the current spokesperson for the World Economic Forum. Schwab is also an authoritarian, parasitic vampire who is willing to force entire populations of people to live in pods, eat bugs, "own nothing and be happy" by 2030.
