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[[Image:Wtf-art.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Wtf-art.jpg|thumb|Possibly art, possibly a shoe advertisement, possibly the auditorium centerpiece for a [[pedophile|pedo]] convention.]] | ||
[[Image:Sausagegirl.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Sausagegirl.jpg|thumb|Art, especially [[modern art]], is subject to study and interpretation. For example, this museum piece can be interpreted many different ways...]] | ||
[[Image:ATreeWithTits.jpg|thumb|"A Tree With Huge [[Tits]]," by [http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2853796&mc=1&forum_id=2 Amanda Scuglia] ]] | |||
'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g., [[furry]] art). | :''[[Not to be confused with]] [[deviantART]].'' | ||
'''Art''' is something that was invented [[at least 100]] years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant [[ninja]] turtles. They developed the [[art]] to celebrate their obsession with the [[naked]] male form, or in other terms, to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of [[art]] movements representing various subcultures (e.g., [[furry]] art). | |||
Lots of [[people]] claim they don't know much about '''art''' but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually '''art''', it's [[Retard|retart]]. | Lots of [[people]] claim they don't know much about '''art''' but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually '''art''', it's [[Retard|retart]]. | ||
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==Artists== | ==Artists== | ||
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending [[Art school]], is an '''artist''' (often known more commonly by other terms such as '''art [[fag]]''', '''[[poor]]''', and '''[[unemployed]]'''). Artists are also often [[hipster]]s, [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, and [[indiefucks]], which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them [[IRL]]. | A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending [[Art school]], is an '''artist''' (often known more commonly by other terms such as '''art [[fag]]''', '''[[poor]]''', and '''[[unemployed]]'''). Artists are also often [[hipster]]s, [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, and [[indiefucks]], which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them [[IRL]]. | ||
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(A lot of [[Anal Cunt]] fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and [[fap]] about [[Fellatio|sucking his]] small, [[virgin]] cock.) | (A lot of [[Anal Cunt]] fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and [[fap]] about [[Fellatio|sucking his]] small, [[virgin]] cock.) | ||
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==[[Truth|TL;DR]]== | |||
Art doesn’t exist and if you think otherwise, you’re either a [[pedophile]] and / or a [[zoophile]]. Cosplaying is a still a fursuit…minus the fur, therefore [[kill yourself]]. Logic. | |||
[[Yiff in hell]], including [[Weeb|furless furfags]]. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg||Art Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{cg||Art Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:AnimeSculpture.jpg|ART!!!! | File:AnimeSculpture.jpg|ART!!!! | ||
File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! | File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! | ||
File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''! | File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''! | ||
File: | File:AmandaScugliaArt.jpg|Yup, [http://www.brooklynartproject.com/photo/smalls3-1?context=user Amanda Scuglia calls this shit 'art'] | ||
File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, [[Wikipedia:Marc_Quinn#.22Self.22_.28ongoing_project.29|seriously]]. | File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, [[Wikipedia:Marc_Quinn#.22Self.22_.28ongoing_project.29|seriously]]. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:Modernartlol.jpg|Art: Then and Now | |||
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|[[Guro|Art the entire family can enjoy]] | |||
File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!! | File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!! | ||
File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]]. | File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]]. | ||
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File:Fairey_garcia.jpg|[[Tracing]] in art can get you famous! | File:Fairey_garcia.jpg|[[Tracing]] in art can get you famous! | ||
File:womanshitting.jpg | File:womanshitting.jpg | ||
File:Gaysexlol.jpg|Fuckin' faggots | |||
File:Swasikakid.jpg | |||
File:Artisgay.png | |||
File:Artschool2.gif | |||
File:Artcolleges.jpg | |||
File:DuchampFountain.jpg|Art? Or a urinal? Answer: '''art''' because he signed it. | File:DuchampFountain.jpg|Art? Or a urinal? Answer: '''art''' because he signed it. | ||
File:RedDot.jpg|Art can be something messy with a red dot. '''PROTIP:''' Remember your signature. | File:RedDot.jpg|Art can be something messy with a red dot. '''PROTIP:''' Remember your signature. | ||
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File:Wooden circle.gif | File:Wooden circle.gif | ||
File:Apple throw art.jpg | File:Apple throw art.jpg | ||
File:Hitlervsartfags.png|[[Hitler]] vs modern art fags | |||
File:Landscape porn.jpg | File:Landscape porn.jpg | ||
File:Art_-_Talk_To_Your_Kids.jpg | File:Art_-_Talk_To_Your_Kids.jpg | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Etsy]] | *[[Etsy]] | ||
*[[Miller Test]] | |||
*[[ic/|/ic/]] | *[[ic/|/ic/]] | ||
*[[The Shower Project]] | *[[The Shower Project]] | ||
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**[[Muhammad cartoons|Religious Art]] | **[[Muhammad cartoons|Religious Art]] | ||
**[[Avant-Garde|Avant-Garde Art]] | **[[Avant-Garde|Avant-Garde Art]] | ||
{{culture}} | {{culture}} | ||
[[Category:Faggotry]] | [[Category:Faggotry]] | ||
[[Category:Cliques]] | [[Category:Cliques]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:14, 6 July 2023
Art is something that was invented at least 100 years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant ninja turtles. They developed the art to celebrate their obsession with the naked male form, or in other terms, to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of art movements representing various subcultures (e.g., furry art).
Lots of people claim they don't know much about art but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually art, it's retart.
People also like to think they are being mildly intellectual by asking the agonizingly stale question (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:
- If you must ask, it probably isn't.
- Of course.
Artists
A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending Art school, is an artist (often known more commonly by other terms such as art fag, poor, and unemployed). Artists are also often hipsters, goths, emos, and indiefucks, which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them IRL.
The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for 'asking the really important questions'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their 'big break'.
You can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities:
- Listens to The Smiths
- Has a mustache
- Wears a trenchcoat
- Has a mustache
- Wears black tights
- Has a bucket
- Writes poetry
- Wears black lipstick (under his mustache)
- Has a roller coaster haircut dyed black
- Real hair color is actually brown (just like his mustache)
- Wants to be Robert Smith (but with a mustache)
- Has a mustache
(A lot of Anal Cunt fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and fap about sucking his small, virgin cock.)
TL;DR
Art doesn’t exist and if you think otherwise, you’re either a pedophile and / or a zoophile. Cosplaying is a still a fursuit…minus the fur, therefore kill yourself. Logic.
Yiff in hell, including furless furfags.
Gallery
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ART!!!! -
Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!! -
Got menstrual blood? Make some ART! -
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This is a head is made of frozen blood. No, seriously.
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Art: Then and Now -
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DaVinci maed art all over your face!! -
Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a mundane. -
Shit in a can? ART. (Note: it's a numbered edition. Collectible!) -
Jews did art! -
Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some ART! -
Average art school graduate's thesis. -
Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, profit. -
Piss on Christ, profit. -
Spill paint on a canvas, REALLY PROFIT!!! -
Draw Muhammad, PROPHET! -
Facebook looks for artistz. Does you haz the skillz? -
Other artists hide social commentary in their art, and try to make the world a better place. -
Tracing in art can get you famous! -
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Fuckin' faggots -
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Art? Or a urinal? Answer: art because he signed it. -
Art can be something messy with a red dot. PROTIP: Remember your signature. -
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Why! Why cant you just draw people! -
"Improvement" means "decline" -
Black and white ≠ Art -
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Hitler vs modern art fags -
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Picasso is a fine example of an impressionist artist. -
This is not art, commonly known as shitty art. -
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A troll shined spotlights on a wall, and claimed it was a gallery of invisible art. She was then able to sell the invisible art for millions of dollars each to idiots. -
How to get any art displayed in a museum.
See Also
- Etsy
- Miller Test
- /ic/
- The Shower Project
- Types of art
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