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Where multiple [[fags|men]] stroke their own or their neighbors [[cock]]s. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first wins, like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because [[squirt|women can't ejaculate]]; further proving their [[fail|inferiority]] to men. | |||
== | ==IRL== | ||
[[Image:Circlejerk.jpg|thumb|It's just boy time, 100% not gay]] | |||
In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more [[13 year old boys]] [[Masturbation|masturbating]] each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high [[Dungeons & Dragons]] sleep-overs, a circle jerk is [[not gay]]. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% [[heterosexual]], but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking [[kill them in the face|kill you in the face]]. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with [[Oil|lube]] and a [[gay]] [[porn|porno]] on. A more [[Leet|advanced version]] has neither lube nor [[pr0n|porn]]. Instead, [[Homosexual|the participants]] spooge on something edible, e.g. a [[Cake|Danish roll]]. He who [[Loser|shoots last]] [[NOM NOM NOM|must eat it]]. | |||
==OTI== | |||
[[File:Join in the Circle Jerk.jpg|thumb]] | |||
Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre [[internets]] ritual which involves [[13 year old boys]] or [[atheists]] gathering on [[BBS]], [[AOL]], and [[chat]] to banter with fervor about their particular [[fandom]]. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the [[fanboy]]s with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy. | |||
An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any [[Lunix|Linux]] articles submitted to [[Slashdot]]. | An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any [[Lunix|Linux]] articles submitted to [[Slashdot]]. | ||
==See | ==See also== | ||
[[Image:Circlejerk_0202.JPG|thumb|This one is for [[hardvice]]!]] | |||
* [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]] | * [[The LiveJournal Circle Jerk]] | ||
* [[No homo]] | |||
* [[Soggy biscuits]] | * [[Soggy biscuits]] | ||
* [[That Guy With The Glasses]] | * [[That Guy With The Glasses]] | ||
* [[DevianTART Stamps]] | |||
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] [[Friends of A-Log|and all his little aspie friends]] | * [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] [[Friends of A-Log|and all his little aspie friends]] | ||
* [http://kagerostudios.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=330&st=0 Kagero Studios] | * [http://kagerostudios.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=330&st=0 Kagero Studios] | ||
* [http://reddit.com/r/circlejerk r/circlejerk - Surprisingly, the only sane, acceptable place on reddit] | * [[Reddit]] | ||
** [http://reddit.com/r/circlejerk r/circlejerk - Surprisingly, the only sane, acceptable place on reddit] | |||
* [[Asalieri]] (and his inner circle) | * [[Asalieri]] (and his inner circle) | ||
* [[Special:ListAdmins|ED's most notorious circle jerk]] | * [[Special:ListAdmins|ED's most notorious circle jerk]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:56, 14 August 2023
Where multiple men stroke their own or their neighbors cocks. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; further proving their inferiority to men.
IRL
In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a gay porno on. A more advanced version has neither lube nor porn. Instead, the participants spooge on something edible, e.g. a Danish roll. He who shoots last must eat it.
OTI
Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys or atheists gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervor about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.
An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.
See also
- The LiveJournal Circle Jerk
- No homo
- Soggy biscuits
- That Guy With The Glasses
- DevianTART Stamps
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his little aspie friends
- Kagero Studios
- Asalieri (and his inner circle)
- ED's most notorious circle jerk
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