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[[Image:Longcat.jpg|thumb|right|[[A cat is fine too|A looong cat is fine too.]]]] | [[Image:Longcat.jpg|thumb|right|[[A cat is fine too|A looong cat is fine too.]]]] | ||
[[Image:Shiro (longcat).jpg|thumb|Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). [[ | {{FactCat|{{EDF|t|835|Longcat has fucking died}}}} | ||
[[Image:Shiro (longcat).jpg|thumb|Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). [[No|Isn't she adorable?]]]] | |||
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. | One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on [[2chan]] sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], and has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[b/|/b/tard]] on the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. | ||
Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. | Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species. | ||
== The legend == | == The legend == | ||
[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]] | [[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]] | ||
[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|center|An accurate depiction.]] | |||
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[[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]] | [[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]] | ||
[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. | [[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]]. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air. | ||
=== Possible Origin === | |||
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme: | There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme: | ||
{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}} | {{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}} | ||
==The prophecy== | == The prophecy == | ||
[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]] | [[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]] | ||
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land. | It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land. | ||
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Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!|[[Raptor Jesus]]}} | Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!|[[Raptor Jesus]]}} | ||
[[ | [[TL;DR]] | ||
== The Longcat family == | |||
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File:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]] | |||
File:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]] | |||
File:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs | |||
File:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]] | |||
File:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]] | |||
File:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]] | |||
File:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]] | |||
File:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]] | |||
File:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]] | |||
File:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]] | |||
File:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|=|Longcat, [[OH EXPLOITABLE|exploitable]] edition | |||
File:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]]. | |||
File:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him? | |||
File:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears! | |||
File:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]] | |||
File:Iphone 10 tallest iphone yet.jpg|[[Apple|Longphone]] for Longcat | |||
File:Longcat stencil 1.jpg | |||
File:Longcat sport.jpg | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
== Moar family?! == | == Moar family?! == | ||
[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]] | [[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]] | ||
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? | Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]] | ||
It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat. | It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat. | ||
==Longcat facts== | == Longcat facts == | ||
* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long. | * Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long. | ||
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]]. | * Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]]. | ||
* Longcat is the longest substance known to man. | * Longcat is the longest substance known to man. | ||
{{cs| | {{cs|longcatascii| ASCII Longcat| | ||
For your [[flood|flooding]] pleasure. | For your [[flood|flooding]] pleasure. | ||
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{{cs|longcatjsscript| Pouya's longcat generator| | |||
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==Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong== | == Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong == | ||
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== | ==The Long Ride Home== | ||
In [[2020|a year]] marked by [[Coronavirus|Chinese flu]] and [[QAnon|satanic pedophiles]], another blow is the passing of the long lived current Longcat, Nobiko, [https://archive.ph/Htcjv successor of Shiro]. [[Internet Mascot Heaven|Look upon us from high above.]] | |||
==Gallery== | == Gallery == | ||
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery> | |||
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="6"> | |||
File:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our | |||
File:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe | |||
File:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length! | |||
File:Bayeux_tapestry_-_longcat_is_long.jpg | |||
File:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]] | |||
File:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6"> | |||
File:Longcat War.jpg | |||
File:Longcat by j no.jpg | |||
File:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat! | |||
File:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH! | |||
File:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND! | |||
File:Longcatfire.jpg|FIRE! | |||
File:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER! | |||
File:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying: "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!" | |||
File:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am... | |||
File:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT! | |||
File:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers! | |||
File:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us... | |||
File:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]! | |||
File:Longcat rave.jpg | |||
File:Longercat.GIF | |||
File:3 headed longcat.jpg | |||
File:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]] | |||
File:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg | |||
File:Wtclongcat.jpg | |||
File:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat | |||
File:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn | |||
File:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension. | |||
File:Unleash.jpg | |||
File:Longcat_earthrize.jpg | |||
File:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg | |||
File:753138578lai8.jpg | |||
File:Towercat.jpg | |||
File:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN! | |||
File:Gymcat.jpg | |||
File:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken | |||
File:Tablecat.jpg | |||
File:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS! | |||
File:Argonath_longcats.jpg | |||
File:Longcatwiki.jpg | |||
File:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes | |||
File:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter | |||
File:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL | |||
File:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too | |||
File:Longcat In Paris.jpg | |||
File:Looooongcat.gif | |||
File:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest) | |||
File:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong | |||
File:Longcxat god.jpg | |||
File:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears | |||
File:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me | |||
File:Longcat.parents.jpg|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents | |||
File:Longcat333.gif | |||
File:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version. | |||
File:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/ | |||
File:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]] | |||
File:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat... <s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!] | |||
File:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]] | |||
File:Longcatlb8.jpg | |||
File:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11 | |||
File:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?! | |||
File:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness | |||
File:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt | File:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt | ||
File:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed. | |||
File:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...! | |||
<!> | <!>File:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness<!> | ||
File:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS] | File:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS] | ||
File:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!] | File:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!] | ||
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File:Home-longcat.gif | File:Home-longcat.gif | ||
File:Lcjapa.jpg | File:Lcjapa.jpg | ||
File:Cubic long cat.jpg | |||
File:Longlonglong.jpg | |||
File:Longcatcartoon1.jpg | |||
File:ZombieCat.jpg | |||
File:Longcatrocket.jpg | |||
File:Shiroloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.jpg | |||
File:Longcat Height.jpg | |||
File:Longcatislooooong.jpg | |||
File:DesignMyCard 003.png | |||
File:DesignMyCard 004a.png | |||
File:DesignMyCard 004c.png | |||
File:Inlulz.jpg | |||
File:Longcatearth.jpg | |||
File:LCterror.png | |||
File:Shorttacgnol.jpg | |||
File:Longcat Batman.jpg | |||
File:Longcat widedog framed.jpg | |||
File:Longcat-protest.gif | |||
File:Longcat_Caution.png | |||
File:Longcat_lasers.jpg | |||
File:Longcatcartoon2.jpg | |||
File:Longcatcartoon3.jpg | |||
File:Longcatcloud.jpg | |||
File:Longcatclouddesu.jpg | |||
File:Longcatisshort.JPG | |||
File:Longcatwater.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==See also== | == See also == | ||
* [[Caturday]] | * [[Caturday]] | ||
* [[The Caturday Revival]] | * [[The Caturday Revival]] | ||
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* [[BIKECAT]] | * [[BIKECAT]] | ||
* [[Fishing Cat]] | * [[Fishing Cat]] | ||
* [[Monorail Cat]] | |||
* [[Essential Memes]] | * [[Essential Memes]] | ||
* [[Longhorse]] | * [[Longhorse]] | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!] | * {{ws|longcat favicon.png|https://longcat.neocities.org/| Endless Longcat?}} | ||
*[http://encyclopediadramatica. | * [http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!] | ||
*[http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong] | * [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]] | ||
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong] | * [http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong] | ||
*[http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter | * [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong] | ||
* [http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter | |||
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}} | |||
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{{cat}} | {{cat}} | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Galleries]] | ||
[[Category:Chans]] | [[Category:Chans]] | ||
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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originally derived from an image posted on 2chan sometime between 2004 to 2005, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz, and has touched the hearts of every anon and /b/tard on the internets. All attempts made by faggots who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the Internet Hate Machine.
Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after her second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an azn mind game to confuse black people who believe they are the longest members of the human species.
The legend
Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however this number has been verified by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just 9000 feet and one inch in the air.
Possible Origin
There is a quote by Einstein that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:
The prophecy
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.
The Longcat family
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Longcat and Tacgnol. Now we are one! -
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Olngact, Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by Raptor Jesus -
Longcat, exploitable edition -
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Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him? -
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Longphone for Longcat -
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Moar family?!
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized Shatcat
It is also a well known fact that Binkers is son of longcat.
Longcat facts
- Many new users speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
- Longcat and Speedycat are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named Splongcat.
- Longcat is the longest substance known to man.
[+] ASCII Longcat
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[+] Pouya's longcat generator
[Real-time HTML Editor – JSFiddle]
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<head><title>Pouya's longcat generator</title></head>
<body>
<form id="catform" name="catform" action="#">
<table border="1" align="center">
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<tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
<font size="5">Pouya's longcat generator</font>
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<tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
How long is longcat? <input type="text" name="lentext" id="lentext" size="8" value="1" onchange="generate();"/>
<input type="submit" name="go" id="go" value="Go!" onclick="generate(); return false;" onsubmit="generate(); return false;"/>
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<tr><td colspan="2" align="center">
<div id="res" name="res" style="width: 100%; text-align: left;">
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</table>
</form>
<script language="javascript">
function generate()
{
var olentext = document.getElementById("lentext");
var ores = document.getElementById("res");
var l = Math.round(olentext.value), i;
var res = "<pre>";
res = res + " /\\___/\\\n";
res = res + " / \\\n";
res = res + " | # # |\n";
res = res + " \\ @ |\n";
res = res + " \\ _|_ /\n";
res = res + " / \\_____\n";
res = res + " / _______ ___ \\\n";
res = res + " |______ \\ \\__/\n";
res = res + " | \\__/\n";
res = res + " | |\n";
for (i=0; i<l; i++)
res = res + " | |\n";
res = res + " / \\\n";
res = res + " / ____ \\\n";
res = res + " | / \\ |\n";
res = res + " | | | |\n";
res = res + " / | | \\\n";
res = res + " \\__/ \\__/\n";
ores.innerHTML = res + "</pre>"
}
generate();
</script>
</body>
</html>
Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
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Longcat in its natural habitatz.
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IRL Longcat
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Longcat in a dark cave
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The Long Ride Home
In a year marked by Chinese flu and satanic pedophiles, another blow is the passing of the long lived current Longcat, Nobiko, successor of Shiro. Look upon us from high above.
Gallery
Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong About missing Pics
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Even Halloween is not safe -
Longcat be of great length! -
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Longcat is your god
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All Cats R saying: "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!" -
HEART! By your powers combined, I am... -
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The Ancient Temple of Longcat -
This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn -
Some argue that there are longer cats; these people are failures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension. -
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And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN! -
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The Conspiracy is broken -
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Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes -
Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter -
Edcat is LOL -
i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too -
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Wikipedia knows that Longcat is long (and the longest) -
Longbot is looooooong -
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A human challenger appears -
He still looks wonderful to me -
Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents -
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Longcat: Japan version. -
Epic Longcat on /b/ -
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Badgecat...DO WANTCAN (almost) GET!!! -
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Longcat did 9/11 -
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See also
- Caturday
- The Caturday Revival
- Tacgnol
- Catnarok
- Shortcat
- Speedycat
- BIKECAT
- Fishing Cat
- Monorail Cat
- Essential Memes
- Longhorse
- Longrat
- Longpenis
External Links
Endless Longcat?- Longcat does thriller!
- longcat cowfile for cowsay
- Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
- Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
- Longcat @ twitter
UkrDramatica's article on this
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Longcat is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
