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| '''/jp/''', or the 4chan State of /jp/& was an abortive board made [[last Thursday]] by [[moot]] during his [[woman|period]]. Unhappy with all the [[Touhou|Touhoues]], [[so ronery|Visual Novels]], [[virgins|figs]], and general fun times to be had on /a/, moot reached his limit during that time of the month. In an abrasive show of his own [[emo|power]] and [[moron|smartness]], he decided to split /a/ into two slow and boring boards; /a/ and /jp/. He also instituted more [[Nazis|janitors]].
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| [[Image:buttranger1.png|thumb|"The Buttranger"]]
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| [[Image:Bawson.jpg|thumb|"''Why is /jp/ so shitty?''"]]
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| ==2011==
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| In the late summer of 2011, moot instated a new meido to the board to combat the unceasing shitposts and spam. The board suffered under the tyrannical reign of this new meido, oftentimes being reduced to nothing but 5 visible pages consisting of nothing but touhou and whatever he deemed /jp/-related. It was at this critical moment that a lone anon rose from the smoldering remains of /jp/ to oppose the new power hungry meido.
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| Granted from above with the power of buttranging, he simply became known among /jp/sies as The Buttranger. He struck at the meido with the buttrange of ten thousand years, overwhelming the meido's tremendous autism and forcing him to retreat. The meido returned only to set aflame the shitposts The Buttranger had tediously planted in the meido's absence and slowly drive back The Buttranger and his fellow shitposters. The meido sat upon his bloodied throne once again, but his victory did not last for long. Night fell and The Buttranger returned - dispensing of the Meido and returning the board to its starved and beaten shitposters. As night ended The Buttranger fell back to recover his strength, only to return with the night once again. This shift in power became a daily occurrence. Even now The Buttranger fights for the freedom of /jp/, granting them a reprieve each night as he battles the meido in the skies above and withdrawing during the day to recover his strength. His legend continues to this day:
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| "The anon who became a shitposter. The shitposter who became a buttranger. The Buttranger who defied a Meido."
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| ==The comic version==
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| In a desperate attempt to make moot give a damn, several very, very bad drawfags offered their services and made every third thread a bitching thread. It resulted in nothing happening, just as it was thought. It did, however, give raise to a good ban.
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| ==Modern /jp/==
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| [[Image:jap_bird.jpg|thumb|Spoiler image used in /jp/.]]
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| /jp/ has no real Japan-related content. This enrages [[Japanophile]]s who, after looking at the board's name and its rules, believe /jp/ should be about pinku bento boxes. When they realize it's filled with [[animu]], ronery, Visual Novels, [[Touhou]] and TYPE-MOON, they proceed to collectively whine about how much the board sucks because no one wants to talk about the glorious country of Nippon. Ironically, anyone who makes a thread about Japan-related content will be flamed and directed to /trv/.
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| One of the reasons for it being so popular is because it's relatively safe to post CP on /jp/ because of a prototype software implemented on the board that checks every image uploaded and recognizes whether to put a spoiler image over it or leave it as is. If you've gone to /jp/ you'd have noticed that there seem to be a lot of Japanese bird cooking spaghetti threads. The reason is that software that upon realizing that CP is being uploaded, changes the content of the post and puts the spoiler image of a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.
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| ==/jp/ Theme Song==
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| <div align="center"><youtube>Cl2bv4arSkE</youtube></div>
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| Note it's a piece of shit.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Autism macros]]
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| *[[Weaboo]]
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| *[[Japan]]
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| *[[SFW]]
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Durka.png
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| Image:buttranger1.png
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| Image:jp_a_shit.png
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| Image:mortal_kombat.png
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| Image:Surprise.png
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| Image:Masterpeice.png
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| Image:Precisely.png
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| Image:Sureright.png
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| Image:awaitedforyoujp.png
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| Image:Fgsfdsmoot.png
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| Image:Derailed.png
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| Image:allalone.png
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| Image:Everythreadisahatemootthread.png
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| Image:Fixedfixed.png
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| Image:Howilearnedtoragethebomb.png
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| Image:Imoutowayandere.gif
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| Image:Leakn.png
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| Image:Mouikkai.png
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| Image:Mootalini.png
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| Image:Nofunfora.png
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| Image:Srslywtf.png
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| Image:Thastita.jpg
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| Image:Soithoughtidpretendtobeoneofthosedeafmutes.png
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| Image:Solutiontoaproblem.png
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| Image:Liarsgotohell.png
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| Image:Thisareanseriousmspaint.png
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| Image:Chaffing.png
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| Image:Japan_Post_Holdings_logo.gif
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| </gallery>
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| {{stub}}
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| {{4chan}}
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| [[Category:Chans]]
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