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{{achtung|CANV.ASS IS DEAD! IT WAS A FAILURE.}} | |||
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Canv.as | Canv.as was a shitty website where [[13-year-old boy|creative users]] take old shitty stale [[memes]] that the rest of the internet threw away, and remixes them [[over 9000]] times. Nothing on Canv.as was [[OC]] but all the [[13-year-old boy|creative users]] who just discovered the internet think they are so original and can create [[epic]] [[lulz]]. | ||
==Remixing== | ==Remixing== | ||
===Image editor=== | |||
[[File:Canvas_applet.png|thumb|right|Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass. ]] | [[File:Canvas_applet.png|thumb|right|Images posted to canv.as will typically have the text "Type text here" added on top because the text tool, like all the other tools, sucks ass. ]] | ||
On Canv.as they | On Canv.as they had the handy tool to "remix" images while in browser! While this tool would be cool if not for the fact that Canv.as was full of [[13-year-old boys]] who downvote anything even remotely [[lulz|lulzy]], every image was remixed [[over 9000]] times to the point where anything that was even remotely [[OC|Original]] would be stale within the first 5 seconds. | ||
tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet. | tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet. | ||
===Audio Remix=== | |||
[[File:Canvas_bbar.jpg|thumb|right|99% of all audio remixes]] | |||
Canv.as once let you combine [[Youtube]] music with [[gif|gifs]]. This lead to the same content being posted repeatedly only with different music. The feature was removed due to regional copyright issues. | |||
Users immediately started [[Autism|posting #bbar over and over again in attempt to bring back audio remixing]]. | |||
The feature is now back just as crappy as it was before. | |||
== Stickers == | == Stickers == | ||
Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then [[moot]] being the [[Jew]] he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until [[moot]] limited that as well in an act of total douchiness. | Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then [[moot]] being the [[Jew]] he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until [[moot]] limited that as well in an act of total douchiness. | ||
== Inviting == | |||
To get on Canv.as you had to be invited and have a [[failbook]] account so it was easier to [[B%26|B&]] you when you inevitably post [[CP]] or gore. | |||
== Gallery == | |||
{{cg|1=|2=|3=center|4=<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Canvas art.png|Typical monster mash creation | |||
Image:Canvas megamilk.png|Canv.as doing [[megamilk]] | |||
</gallery>|5=<gallery> | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[OhInternet]] | *[[OhInternet]] | ||
*[[moot]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [http://Canv.as Canv.as Website] | * <s>[http://Canv.as Canv.as Website]</s> | ||
* [http://venturebeat.com/2011/03/05/4chan-founder-canvas-reveal/ Moot on selling out and becoming a pawn in the capitalist gang-bang.] | * [http://venturebeat.com/2011/03/05/4chan-founder-canvas-reveal/ Moot on selling out and becoming a pawn in the capitalist gang-bang.] | ||
* [http:// | * [[Wikipedia:Canvas Networks|"Canvass Networks"]] at Wikipedia | ||
* [http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Canv.as "Canv.as"] at Archiveteam | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:41, 16 January 2016
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CANV.ASS IS DEAD! IT WAS A FAILURE. |
Canv.as was a shitty website where creative users take old shitty stale memes that the rest of the internet threw away, and remixes them over 9000 times. Nothing on Canv.as was OC but all the creative users who just discovered the internet think they are so original and can create epic lulz.
Remixing
Image editor
On Canv.as they had the handy tool to "remix" images while in browser! While this tool would be cool if not for the fact that Canv.as was full of 13-year-old boys who downvote anything even remotely lulzy, every image was remixed over 9000 times to the point where anything that was even remotely Original would be stale within the first 5 seconds. tl:dr Canv.as is the cum-dumpster of the internet.
Audio Remix
Canv.as once let you combine Youtube music with gifs. This lead to the same content being posted repeatedly only with different music. The feature was removed due to regional copyright issues. Users immediately started posting #bbar over and over again in attempt to bring back audio remixing. The feature is now back just as crappy as it was before.
Stickers
Canv.as had the "handy" idea to allow the user to "sticker" posts. Originally it was an okay idea then moot being the Jew he is took away half the stickers that where available to the user. Not that it mattered anyway because the only stickers ever used is the monocle. The #1 sticker used to be extremely popular until moot limited that as well in an act of total douchiness.
Inviting
To get on Canv.as you had to be invited and have a failbook account so it was easier to B& you when you inevitably post CP or gore.
Gallery
See Also
External Links
Canv.as Website- Moot on selling out and becoming a pawn in the capitalist gang-bang.
- "Canvass Networks" at Wikipedia
- "Canv.as" at Archiveteam
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