3D Printer

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3D Printers are an emerging additive manufacturing technology which is able to create solid 3d-Objects through, for example, processes like Fused deposite modeling, Stereolithography, Selective laser sintering and many more. 3d-Printers are believed to become the third industrial revolution, since the applications are countless. Just imagine, your Mother could print her giant horse dildos in the privacy of her home, and you could print a functional gun to blow the brains of your classmates out and become an hero.

Where do i get one?

Just look for them on Amazon, ebay or go outside and walk to a place where the sell them, it is not brain surgery. Search for names like ReRap, Ultimaker, Leapfrog, Makerbot, Dildomachine and so on. If you have a friend with a 3d printer, you could ask them to print some parts so that you will only have to spend money on stepper motors, a heatbed, electronics and the extruder, but since you dont have friends, you will have to pay the full price, starting at around 200$.

What should I print

• A set of WH40K figurines for dying alone
• A big black dick
• A gun [1]
• new teeth
• a prosthetic arm for wanking
• A pussy
• A life
• friends

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