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'''Zb''', also known as ''angryskul'' and ''notso'' (a humorous take on his former IRC handle, brightmn) works on [[FreeBSD]] both as a kernel hacker and as a consistent instigator of internal developer [[drama]]. Previously lived in the [[San Francisco]] Bay Area spending his free time terrorizing its citizens with his motorcycle and frequenting various hospitals. Recently retreated to [[New York]] to correct the shortage of [[Jews]]. Currently using his talents to mathematically facilitate [[internet]] <strike>dating</strike> stalking amongst [[16 year old girl]] [[camwhores]] and the [[fatties]] that love them. <strike>Can be found on [[idlenet]]</strike> most often in sfrivethead and [[insub]]. Has a long history of wanting to suck cocks in [[BSDcode]], making [[Goth]] girls cry, and teaming up with SKUL to destroy bad [[C]] and [[Perl]] code. | '''Zb''', also known as ''angryskul'' and ''notso'' (a humorous take on his former IRC handle, brightmn) works on [[FreeBSD]] both as a kernel hacker and as a consistent instigator of internal developer [[drama]]. Previously lived in the [[San Francisco]] Bay Area spending his free time terrorizing its citizens with his motorcycle and frequenting various hospitals. Recently retreated to [[New York]] to correct the shortage of [[Jews]]. Currently using his talents to mathematically facilitate [[internet]] <strike>dating</strike> stalking amongst [[16 year old girl]] [[camwhores]] and the [[fatties]] that love them. <strike>Can be found on [[idlenet]]</strike> most often in sfrivethead and [[insub]]. Has a long history of wanting to suck cocks in [[BSDcode]], making [[Goth]] girls cry, and teaming up with SKUL to destroy bad [[C]] and [[Perl]] code. | ||
== Lifetime Failure Award Recipient == | == Lifetime Failure Award Recipient == | ||
He once [[Quitting IRC forever|quit | He once [[Quitting IRC forever|quit IRC forever]] to the sheer delight of [[Bantown]], as he had not completed a single mission and was [[gay]] with [[Tosh]]. ([[Tosh]] is also gay with [[User:Yuhavenoaccount|jbs]].) Upset, he accused everyone who did not laugh at his lack of [[funny]] as being in cahoots with [[RBK]], because it must surely be the doings of that evil slut and not his own downward spiral since birth. He is the leader of the [[MySpace]] [[bantown]] group despite not being in bantown, bantown not existing anymore, no one in bantown being on MySpace and the group not having any other members. The only lulzy thing that he has ever done was to port [[gay.pl]] to FreeBSD, which wasn't actually very funny in itself. | ||
angryskul's dad is totally in Mossad. | angryskul's dad is totally in Mossad. | ||
== | == Gallery == | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
Image:Skul.jpg | Image:Skul.jpg | ||
Image:Angryskul.jpg | Image:Angryskul.jpg | ||
</gallery> | </gallery></center> | ||
==Unfunny External Links== | ==Unfunny External Links== | ||
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==(Slightly) Lulzy External Links== | ==(Slightly) Lulzy External Links== | ||
* | *<s>{{lj|angryskul}}</s> | ||
*[http://bash.org/?53932 The only funny thing about angryskul ever] | *[http://bash.org/?53932 The only funny thing about angryskul ever] | ||
*[http://66.59.66.6/profile?u=angryskul angryskul on | *<s>[http://66.59.66.6/profile?u=angryskul angryskul on OkCupid]</s> | ||
*[http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=101286150&MyToken=1bc6b060-baaf-4230-8cb2-be1a939dafa1 The | *<s>[http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=101286150&MyToken=1bc6b060-baaf-4230-8cb2-be1a939dafa1 The Totally Official Bantown MySpace Page]</s> | ||
[[Category:People|Perlstein, Alfred]] | [[Category:People|Perlstein, Alfred]] |
Latest revision as of 17:50, 13 February 2016
Zb, also known as angryskul and notso (a humorous take on his former IRC handle, brightmn) works on FreeBSD both as a kernel hacker and as a consistent instigator of internal developer drama. Previously lived in the San Francisco Bay Area spending his free time terrorizing its citizens with his motorcycle and frequenting various hospitals. Recently retreated to New York to correct the shortage of Jews. Currently using his talents to mathematically facilitate internet dating stalking amongst 16 year old girl camwhores and the fatties that love them. Can be found on idlenet most often in sfrivethead and insub. Has a long history of wanting to suck cocks in BSDcode, making Goth girls cry, and teaming up with SKUL to destroy bad C and Perl code.
Lifetime Failure Award Recipient
He once quit IRC forever to the sheer delight of Bantown, as he had not completed a single mission and was gay with Tosh. (Tosh is also gay with jbs.) Upset, he accused everyone who did not laugh at his lack of funny as being in cahoots with RBK, because it must surely be the doings of that evil slut and not his own downward spiral since birth. He is the leader of the MySpace bantown group despite not being in bantown, bantown not existing anymore, no one in bantown being on MySpace and the group not having any other members. The only lulzy thing that he has ever done was to port gay.pl to FreeBSD, which wasn't actually very funny in itself.
angryskul's dad is totally in Mossad.
Gallery
Unfunny External Links
- PXE boot tutorial
- FreeBSD people page
- Security advisory warning against attention seeking pseudo-hackers