PZ Myers

	“	I have very vanilla sexual desires. I'm not even interested in seeing Jennifer Lawrence selfies, no sirree. I'm quite content having missionary with Trophy Wife when & if she offers enthusiastic consent (just one reason why my birthday is the best day of the year!) But were I to indulge in erotic fantasy, like my unnamed best friend, I'd imagine my phallus not as a hard metal tool, but as organic, aquatic, slippery, able to gently penetrate the experienced folds of a neglected fisherman's wife, clasp a japanese schoolgirl's smooth skin with caressing suckers, copulate with a mermaid while swimming ventral-to-ventral, or even just hump a dead squid I got ... I mean ... my unnamed best friend got at the fish market.	„
	—PZ Myers discussing his sexual fantasizes

PZ Myers is the head-honcho at the failship known as Freethought Blogs. The name is pronounced as PC Myers despite him being a Macfag. He is also the pussybitch of the feminist circlejerk collectives known as Atheism+ and Skepchick. PZ during his prime was a fairly well-known atheist and has appeared in various creationist videos, where he looked quite the fool. This virgin runs the infamous Pharyngula blog, which features the hilarious crocoduck as the logo, despite that hilarity of that shit died millennia ago. He also sexually fantasizes about humping mermaids and dead squids... no seriously. Since becoming one of the key leaders of Atheism+, he and FTB have been fading into obscurity as they continues to alienate everyone else in within the communities that he used to consider himself a part of.

History

Before he became the bitch to every so-called woman (Calling yourself a woman doesn't make you one) on his blog, PZ was somewhat (falsely) respected within the atheist community, believe it or not; which is even funnier when you realize that he has no serious academic credentials with only two research publications in his entire career. Yes, the living punchline was once a posterchild for providing evidence for there not being any gods, is now his the best evidence of there not being any gods. Not that anyone outside of atheist circlejerks knew about this fat sack of shit, as evidenced by the fact that even when appearing in a creationist movie nobody could even recognize him.

PZ Myer's only other claim to internet notoriety is when a schizophrenic Canadian Christfag and Nostradamus worshiping troll named Dennis Markuze launched an internet stalking campaign against him under the alias "David Mabus", eventually even stalking him IRL at an atheist conference hoping for a free handjob. Mabus eventually caught wind of the Canadian Mounties and was temporarily institutionalized.

"Fifth Horseman"

During the mid-2000s, Wired Magazine coined the term "Four Horsemen" in reference to Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris and Daniel Dennett; the four most euphoric atheists who happened to sell the most books to rebellious teenagers who believe that not believing the same shit as your parents is cool aka 'New Atheism'. PZ in his egomaniacal jealousy drunk his own PR Kool-Aid and made the suggestion that he should be called the "Fifth Horseman":

	“	Another problem with the Four Horsemen analogy is the number. As we all know, there are quite a few more vocal people who have been active in atheism and humanism and secularism in general than just the four. What about Victor Stenger or Pascal Boyer? Richard Carrier, Julia Sweeney, Dan Barker? Don’t they get horses? And what about me? You know, I’m as atheist as those others and I’m probably “atheier” than some of them. (Although I do have to admit I haven’t written a book yet. I’m on sabbatical this year to finish my book, so maybe I’ll get a horse after all.) So I’m going to very prematurely declare myself a fifth horseman. I picture myself, though, as a little guy on a very small pony trotting after the other four. However, I’m waving a great big banner that has the words, “The Internet” on it. That’s me.	„
	—PZ Myers being extremely modest, http://thehumanist.com/magazine/november-december-2009/features/comes-a-horseman

His fall

PZ dug his own grave after it became obvious that FTB was really just a cult of SJWs and white knights whose primary objective was to cyberbully anyone into silence who refused to agree with or simply question their radical feminist rhetoric; an effort which backfired and has resulted into his blog tanking irreversibly into obscurity. PZ's trollish behavior has since gotten him disowned by other skeptic organizations such as Atheist Ireland; the fat fuck however has yet to own up to his own antics, preferring to bitch about it on Twitter to the autistics and mouth-breathers who follow his feed.

Getting sued by Michael Shermer over false rape allegations

Because PZ has a habit of sticking his foot in his mouth, perhaps it is the only way to get rid of the horrible taste of all the trap dick he takes in, he decided to write a blog post about how atheist Michael Shermer sexually assaulted a woman. His evidence for this? Since when does a skeptic need evidence? Because PZ already hated Shermer, he just took the allegations at their word and decided to write as if it was fact. Because Shermer didn't want to take this laying down, unlike the unconscious bitches he stuck his dick inside, he promised to sue the everloving shit out of PZ, and take all of his money.

Some atheist groups were so fed up with PZ constant lies and shenanigans that they chose to distance themselves from him.

	“	PZ, is this really how you want to be remembered? Having defended you against unjust attacks from others, I am now asking you to take a long hard look at what you are doing, consider apologising to people who you have unjustly hurt and defamed, and start focusing on actually promoting compassion and empathy and social justice if those ideas are important to you. You cannot credibly promote such values in what I have paraphrased as the ethos of “You must be more compassionate, you fuckbrained asshole!”	„
	—An open letter to PZ

Hypocrisy

Doxing is fine for us, but not for you

See Also

• Atheism+
• Skepchick

PZ Myers is part of the FTB hivemind Circlejerk: Freethought Blogs • PZ Myers• Richard Carrier • Tauriq Moosa Enemies: Thunderf00t • Logic • TheAmazingAtheist