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'''Color''' (or '''colour''' if you're a [[Britfag]]) is the singular form of [[Niggers|colors]].
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==Examples==
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<div style="border-radius:0px;border:solid 200px blue;"></div>
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<div style="border-radius:0px;border:solid 200px indigo;"></div>
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<div style="border-radius:0px;border:solid 200px purple;"></div>
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==Black and White==
[[File:BLACK AND WHITE CHECK.jpg|thumb|right|Black and white, just chillin'.]]
Quite a common debate among [[loser|the sorts of people who spend long periods of time thinking about color]], such as scientists and your faggot art teacher, is whether or not white and black count as colors.
 
[[Some argue]] that black does not count as a color because, scientifically, colors are generated by light and because black is an absence of light, black is not a color. Similarly, because [[lolwut|white is a blended combination of all colors]], it therefore ''is'' a color. However, this is obvious [[bullshit]] that those people are likely just using as a means of justifying their own [[racism]], because if black wasn't a color, how come they make black crayons? Huh? And how come, though they do make white crayons, nobody ever bothers to use them because paper's white anyway? Huh? HUH? WHO'S NOT A COLOR NOW, YOU SHITS!
 
[[Intellectual checkmate|Checkmate]], [[atheists]].
 
== Gallery Of Color ==
{{cg|Shiny Happy Colors|1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_New_Crayola_Colors.jpg
Image:Names of colors.jpg
Image:Color_-_Theory.png|Edumacations
Image:Faggottree.jpg
Image:Rainbow Rose.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_The_New_Black.jpg
Image:Color_-_Coloring_Books.jpg|Coloring is a great way to relieve stress!
Image:Color_-_Smash_The_Tips.jpg|Be wary about lending out your crayons and markers though!
Image:Color_-_Green_Egg.jpg
Image:Color_-_Hear_The_Colors.jpg|If so, you may be synesthetic.
Image:Color_-_Rainbow_-_Snake.jpg|The very rare Pastel Skittle Snake.
Image:Color_-_Glow_Sticks_-_Rainbow.jpg|Glow sticks are one of the best things ever made.
Image:Color_-_Glow_Sticks_-_Horde.jpg|You can NEVER have too many of them.
Image:Color_-_Glow_Sticks_-_Lanterns.jpg|Break them open and pour into other containers to make glow lanterns.
Image:What-is-this-faggot-car.jpg
Image:Color_-_Colored_Candles.jpg|Color flame candles for teh win!
Image:Red and Blue Goo girls.png|Red + Blue = Purple
Image:Color_-_Number_One_Best_Color.jpg|Number one best color!
Image:RayPoodle.jpg|[[Fabulous]]!
Image:Color_-_Rainbow_Wall_Of_Happiness.jpg
Image:Color_-_All_We_Can_See.jpg
Image:Color_-_Hit_A_Unicorn.jpg
Image:Color_-_Favorite_Color.jpg
Image:Color_-_U_R_Colorblind.png|Color Blind Test
Image:Dieselrainbow.jpg
File:Yellow Green Yellow.jpg
</gallery>
|}}
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== Blacklight Tattoos ==
All the rage amongst scene kids, ravers and drug addled prepubescent pukes who spend all their free time in cheesy ass, babycake, kid friendly, "nightclubs" (read: tween daycare), these colorful little phosphorescent jobbies are known as blacklight tattoos.  They come in a vast assortment of eye stabbing neon colors guaranteed to make you <i>the</i> number one unique little snowflake of the block!  In most cases people just use them in conjunction with the same boring ass, $25 buck, stamper jobbies like you picked out of a catalog in some talentless hippie's little drive-by hut during a drunken Spring Break beach outing or some podunk, redneck run, county fair.
 
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Image:Color_-_Blacklight_Tats_-_24.jpg
Image:Color_-_Blacklight_Tats_-_25.jpg
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== Morph Suits ==
Also known as "Asshole Suits", they cover your entire body in [[gay|colorful form fitting spandex]] so that your average jackass loses all inhibitions when wearing one and operates under the fucktard delusion that they can do anything they want and get away with anything they want and no one will be able to identify them in any meaningful way...especially when the bright/outrageous color will be blinding/shocking them otherwise.  It should come as no surprise of course that this fuckhead attire is most popular amongst teenage [[4Chan]] butt pirates who enjoy running around calling themselves "[[Anonymous]]".
 
{{cg||morphintime|center|<gallery>
Image:It's-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia-FX-Green-Man-320.jpg|Greenman
Image:Morph_Suits_-_01.jpg
Image:Morph_Suits_-_02.jpg
Image:Morph_Suits_-_03.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Morph_Suits.jpg
Image:Morph_Suits_-_04.jpg
Image:Morph_Suits_-_05.jpg
Image:Morph_Suits_-_Dodge.gif
</gallery>
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<br>
 
==Recolored Food & Products==
Everyone generally strives to be a [[autistic|unique little snowflake]] in one way or another and as most [[Americans]] are fixated on gorging themselves to the point of terminal [[fat|obesity]], it's no surprise that a great deal of effort, time and money is wasted in trying to produce "unique" food stuffs.  Sold at incredibly jacked up prices of course to rape people's wallets by exploiting that base level <i>need</i> to be [[Unwarranted Self Importance|<i>special</i>]].
 
One of the most common as well as the cheapest methods and means of achieving this is simply by changing the color of a particular product.  Whether through [[cats|selective breeding]], genetic manipulation or simply via the use of coloring agents, it's a great way to make an old product "new" again and to get people forking on out buttloads of cash.
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{{cg|General|shiny|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_Products_-_01.jpg|[[sarcasm|Oh yeah, boy <i>that</i> sure looks appetizing.]]
Image:Color_-_Products_-_02.jpg|Araucana [[chicken]] eggs are BLUE (and of course a LOT more expensive).
Image:Color_-_Products_-_03.jpg|Edible food spray paint!
Image:Color_-_Products_-_04.jpg|A lot of senseless color/design changes are tied into movie promotions.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_05.jpg|Rainbow colored USB cables.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_Products_-_06.jpg|Laser pointers now come in every color in the rainbow.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_07.jpg|There's even colored pencil lead.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_08.jpg|Genetically altered goldfish that have phosphorescent scales (they glow).
Image:Color_-_Products_-_09.jpg|Just what you've always wanted!
Image:Color_-_Products_-_10.jpg|Designer contact lenses are all the rage right now.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_11.jpg|Girly tools, because women aren't allowed to use man-tools unless they're colored PINK.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_12.jpg|Helps hide the snot!
Image:Color_-_Products_-_13.jpg|Designer tights are also the new fashion edge.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_14.jpg|Designer baby diapers, because your baby needs to look good when takin a dump.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_15.jpg|Multi-colored LED light bulbs.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_16.jpg|Translucent blue ant farm.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_17.jpg|Self explanatory.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_18.jpg|The Optimus Maximus keyboard with custom programmable LCD keys will <i>only</i> set you back $1,692.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_19.jpg|Goldfish trash bags... because... um... yeah I got nothin.
Image:Color_-_Products_-_20.png|Extra wide...to cause <i>extra</i> eye irritation!
Image:Gay_keyboard.jpg|What is this faggot keyboard?
</gallery>
|}}
<br>
 
{{cg|Purple Veggies|spurpular|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Apple.jpg|Purple Apples aka<br>"Bloody Ploughmans"
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Carrots.jpg|Purple Carrots aka<br>"Purple Haze Carrots"
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Cauliflower.jpg|Purple Cauliflower
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Peppers.jpg|Purple Peppers aka<br>"Purple Star Peppers"
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Potatoes.jpg|Purple Potatoes
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Turnip.jpg|Purple Turnips aka<br>"German Turnips"
Image:Color_-_Purple_-_Food_-_Watermelon.jpg|Purple Watermelon aka<br>"Moon And Stars"
</gallery>
|}}
<br>
 
===Colored Circuit Boards===
Primarily coming out of [[Japan|Jap Land]] (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.
 
{{cg||pcb|center|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Red.jpg|Red
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Orange.jpg|Orange
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Yellow.jpg|Yellow
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Green.jpg|Green
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Blue.jpg|Blue
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Purple.jpg|Purple
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Black.jpg|Black
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Gray.jpg|Gray
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Silver.jpg|Silver<br>Soyo KT400 Dragon Ultra
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_White.jpg|White<br>Abit ST6E
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Brown.jpg|Brown<br>MSI 790GX-G65
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Tan.jpg|Tan<br>Soltek SL-75FRN-L
Image:Color_-_PCB_Motherboards_-_Pink.jpg|Pink<br>Aopen AX3S Pro
</gallery>
|}}
<br>
 
== Related Articles==
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*[[Rainbow Blinkies]]
*[[Rainbow Blinkies]]
*[[User:Mr_Jonzz/COL|PaintBlocks]]
*[[Brony|Rainbow Dash]]
*[[User:Mr_Jonzz/COL|PaintBocks]]
*[[Nyan Cat]]
*[[Pokémon]] - Available in about a million different colors.
*[[Shitting Rainbows]]
*[[Racism]]


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Latest revision as of 15:55, 21 July 2016

Color (or colour if you're a Britfag) is the singular form of colors.

Examples

Black and White

Black and white, just chillin'.

Quite a common debate among the sorts of people who spend long periods of time thinking about color, such as scientists and your faggot art teacher, is whether or not white and black count as colors.

Some argue that black does not count as a color because, scientifically, colors are generated by light and because black is an absence of light, black is not a color. Similarly, because white is a blended combination of all colors, it therefore is a color. However, this is obvious bullshit that those people are likely just using as a means of justifying their own racism, because if black wasn't a color, how come they make black crayons? Huh? And how come, though they do make white crayons, nobody ever bothers to use them because paper's white anyway? Huh? HUH? WHO'S NOT A COLOR NOW, YOU SHITS!

Checkmate, atheists.

Gallery Of Color

Shiny Happy Colors About missing Pics
  • Edumacations
    Edumacations
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Coloring is a great way to relieve stress!
    Coloring is a great way to relieve stress!
  • Be wary about lending out your crayons and markers though!
    Be wary about lending out your crayons and markers though!
  • If so, you may be synesthetic.
    If so, you may be synesthetic.
  • The very rare Pastel Skittle Snake.
    The very rare Pastel Skittle Snake.
  • Glow sticks are one of the best things ever made.
    Glow sticks are one of the best things ever made.
  • You can NEVER have too many of them.
    You can NEVER have too many of them.
  • Break them open and pour into other containers to make glow lanterns.
    Break them open and pour into other containers to make glow lanterns.
  • Color flame candles for teh win!
    Color flame candles for teh win!
  • Red + Blue = Purple
    Red + Blue = Purple
  • Number one best color!
    Number one best color!
  • Fabulous!
    Fabulous!
  • Color Blind Test
    Color Blind Test


Blacklight Tattoos

All the rage amongst scene kids, ravers and drug addled prepubescent pukes who spend all their free time in cheesy ass, babycake, kid friendly, "nightclubs" (read: tween daycare), these colorful little phosphorescent jobbies are known as blacklight tattoos. They come in a vast assortment of eye stabbing neon colors guaranteed to make you the number one unique little snowflake of the block! In most cases people just use them in conjunction with the same boring ass, $25 buck, stamper jobbies like you picked out of a catalog in some talentless hippie's little drive-by hut during a drunken Spring Break beach outing or some podunk, redneck run, county fair.

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Morph Suits

Also known as "Asshole Suits", they cover your entire body in colorful form fitting spandex so that your average jackass loses all inhibitions when wearing one and operates under the fucktard delusion that they can do anything they want and get away with anything they want and no one will be able to identify them in any meaningful way...especially when the bright/outrageous color will be blinding/shocking them otherwise. It should come as no surprise of course that this fuckhead attire is most popular amongst teenage 4Chan butt pirates who enjoy running around calling themselves "Anonymous".

  • Greenman
    Greenman
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Recolored Food & Products

Everyone generally strives to be a unique little snowflake in one way or another and as most Americans are fixated on gorging themselves to the point of terminal obesity, it's no surprise that a great deal of effort, time and money is wasted in trying to produce "unique" food stuffs. Sold at incredibly jacked up prices of course to rape people's wallets by exploiting that base level need to be special.

One of the most common as well as the cheapest methods and means of achieving this is simply by changing the color of a particular product. Whether through selective breeding, genetic manipulation or simply via the use of coloring agents, it's a great way to make an old product "new" again and to get people forking on out buttloads of cash.

  • Oh yeah, boy that sure looks appetizing.
    Oh yeah, boy that sure looks appetizing.
  • Araucana chicken eggs are BLUE (and of course a LOT more expensive).
    Araucana chicken eggs are BLUE (and of course a LOT more expensive).
  • Edible food spray paint!
    Edible food spray paint!
  • A lot of senseless color/design changes are tied into movie promotions.
    A lot of senseless color/design changes are tied into movie promotions.
  • Rainbow colored USB cables.
    Rainbow colored USB cables.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Laser pointers now come in every color in the rainbow.
    Laser pointers now come in every color in the rainbow.
  • There's even colored pencil lead.
    There's even colored pencil lead.
  • Genetically altered goldfish that have phosphorescent scales (they glow).
    Genetically altered goldfish that have phosphorescent scales (they glow).
  • Just what you've always wanted!
    Just what you've always wanted!
  • Designer contact lenses are all the rage right now.
    Designer contact lenses are all the rage right now.
  • Girly tools, because women aren't allowed to use man-tools unless they're colored PINK.
    Girly tools, because women aren't allowed to use man-tools unless they're colored PINK.
  • Helps hide the snot!
    Helps hide the snot!
  • Designer tights are also the new fashion edge.
    Designer tights are also the new fashion edge.
  • Designer baby diapers, because your baby needs to look good when takin a dump.
    Designer baby diapers, because your baby needs to look good when takin a dump.
  • Multi-colored LED light bulbs.
    Multi-colored LED light bulbs.
  • Translucent blue ant farm.
    Translucent blue ant farm.
  • Self explanatory.
    Self explanatory.
  • The Optimus Maximus keyboard with custom programmable LCD keys will only set you back $1,692.
    The Optimus Maximus keyboard with custom programmable LCD keys will only set you back $1,692.
  • Goldfish trash bags... because... um... yeah I got nothin.
    Goldfish trash bags... because... um... yeah I got nothin.
  • Extra wide...to cause extra eye irritation!
    Extra wide...to cause extra eye irritation!
  • What is this faggot keyboard?
    What is this faggot keyboard?


Purple Veggies About missing Pics
  • Purple Apples aka "Bloody Ploughmans"
    Purple Apples aka
    "Bloody Ploughmans"
  • Purple Carrots aka "Purple Haze Carrots"
    Purple Carrots aka
    "Purple Haze Carrots"
  • Purple Cauliflower
    Purple Cauliflower
  • Purple Peppers aka "Purple Star Peppers"
    Purple Peppers aka
    "Purple Star Peppers"
  • Purple Potatoes
    Purple Potatoes
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Purple Turnips aka "German Turnips"
    Purple Turnips aka
    "German Turnips"
  • Purple Watermelon aka "Moon And Stars"
    Purple Watermelon aka
    "Moon And Stars"


Colored Circuit Boards

Primarily coming out of Jap Land (no surprise), colored circuit boards are all the rage right now amongst trendy tweenage computer enthusiasts who want their systems to look like an all night rave party shit all over them.

  • Red
    Red
  • Orange
    Orange
  • Yellow
    Yellow
  • Green
    Green
  • Blue
    Blue
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Purple
    Purple
  • Black
    Black
  • Gray
    Gray
  • Silver Soyo KT400 Dragon Ultra
    Silver
    Soyo KT400 Dragon Ultra
  • White Abit ST6E
    White
    Abit ST6E
  • Brown MSI 790GX-G65
    Brown
    MSI 790GX-G65
  • Tan Soltek SL-75FRN-L
    Tan
    Soltek SL-75FRN-L
  • Pink Aopen AX3S Pro
    Pink
    Aopen AX3S Pro


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