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'''Don’t ask, don’t tell''' was an Americunt military policy that barred dirty faggots from joining the only military endorsed by ''God Himself''™. | '''Don’t ask, don’t tell''' was an Americunt military policy that barred dirty faggots from joining the only military endorsed by ''God Himself''™. | ||
After crunching the numbers, [[oxymoron|military intellectuals]] were infuriated that they were not given the opportunity to send thousands of faggots to their deaths and demanded repeal. The faggot run government however, insisted on sending the freedom hating homos to the safety payed for with the blood of hard working heterosexuals. | After crunching the numbers, [[oxymoron|military intellectuals]] were infuriated that they were not given the opportunity to send thousands of faggots to their deaths and demanded repeal. The faggot-run government, however, insisted on sending the freedom-hating homos to the safety payed for with the blood of hard-working heterosexuals. | ||
This blatant act of reverse [[ | This blatant act of reverse [[Darwin]]ism was crushed by the mighty fist of God in [[2010]]. No longer will God-fearing, apple pie loving heterosexuals [[die alone]] while hateful homos are out reaping the rewards. | ||
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<big><big><big><big><big>God Bles America</big></big></big></big></big> [[Image:American flag animated.gif|100px]] | |||
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==The Aftermath== | |||
A bunch of queers got killed in [[Iraq]] and [[nothing of value was lost]]. | |||
==In the Navy== | |||
"Don't ask, don't tell" was abandoned in 1930. | |||
[[File:Seafaring gentlemen may be particular sunday post 17 feb 1929.jpg|center|500px]] | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File: | File:Four horsemen.jpg |What Americans thought would happen. | ||
File:Rainbow | File:Rainbow unicorn warrior.jpg|What actually happened. | ||
File: | File:Gay solider.jpg|Thought would happen. | ||
File: | File:Gay solider kiss.jpg|Actually happened. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery></center> | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:51, 24 August 2016
Don’t ask, don’t tell was an Americunt military policy that barred dirty faggots from joining the only military endorsed by God Himself™.
After crunching the numbers, military intellectuals were infuriated that they were not given the opportunity to send thousands of faggots to their deaths and demanded repeal. The faggot-run government, however, insisted on sending the freedom-hating homos to the safety payed for with the blood of hard-working heterosexuals.
This blatant act of reverse Darwinism was crushed by the mighty fist of God in 2010. No longer will God-fearing, apple pie loving heterosexuals die alone while hateful homos are out reaping the rewards.
God Bles America 
The Aftermath
A bunch of queers got killed in Iraq and nothing of value was lost.
"Don't ask, don't tell" was abandoned in 1930.
Gallery
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What Americans thought would happen. -
What actually happened. -
Thought would happen. -
Actually happened.
See Also
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