User:Chuj/Sandbox/Xenuria

Conspiracy Alert The subject of this article is the victim of a massive conspiracy by the Social Mafia. You should trust noone and come to your own conclusions after careful consideration of the facts.

the greasy faggot

Boipussy

Xenuria being a big gay by showing off his torpedo tits on the ED discord server

Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart aka The Pondering Llama aka Verbal Kint is a socially awkward 35 years old autistic man with firm perky tits who's lack of social skills and the ability to tell that people can't fucking stand him led to believe that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.

Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius

Little Red Riding Hood

Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

Xenuria and his cat