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'''YOLO''' ('''Y'''ou '''O'''nly '''L'''ive '''O'''nce) also known as YOLOISM is an acronym and a dangerous cult designed by '''[[Pedo Scarface|Drake]]'''{{Jew}}, a half white nigger [[Pedophile|pedo]] who calls himself a [[Attention Whore|rapper]], originally intending to <S>sell a [[mixtape]] to</s> [[ræp]] angsty [[teenagers]] looking for an excuse to be [[whores]] and spend their parents' money on lots of [[drugs]]. The phrase has since been adopted in a manner somewhat akin to ''[[Swag]]'' by overly impressionable [[13-year-old boy|youth]]s and online [[attention whore]]s.  The term is most commonly utilized as a detached addendum to any statement detailing ill-advised, [[Retarded|reckless]] or self-perceived "[[Retarded|crazy]]" behavior. It is also a saying that reeks of [[unfunny]]. People say it after [[nothing|every accomplishment they make]].
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|Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter. #YOLO| {{twitter|iTinaGraves}}
|Think I had a bit too much of a #yolo mentality last night #oops| {{twitter|ellie_hughes94}}
|#Yolo is not an excuse to be a hoe| {{twitter|qpowe17}}
|Yolo, CA, had the largest over-the-year decrease in average weekly wages with a loss of 7.0%." #yolo| {{twitter|ryanavent}}, doing it wrong...
|YOLOSWAG YOLOSWAG OGM GUIS IM LIEK SO COL RIT?| Typical [[12-year-old girl]].
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==Origin==

[[File:YOLO-pregnancy.jpg|thumb|The [[Pregnancy|inevitable result]] for all [[Whore|YOLO-minded]] [[teenagers]]]]

In the grand old summer of [[back in the day|1992]], when the world was in a somewhat peaceful slumber, teen [[Nazi|Disney]] heartthrob, [[gay|Drake Bell]] was minding his own business, racking up some lines of [[drugs|charlie]], completely unaware of the fact that he was inadvertently about to cause a massive [[shitstorm]]. Suddenly, [[12-year-old girls|paparazzi]], [[lie|violating a respectable celebrity's right to privacy]]! Subsequently, what was once a peaceful planet, was [[rage|pissed off beyond belief]] at the fact that their beloved child star had turned to substance abuse, because rich and [[Whores|famous people]] had never previously been linked to such [[Lulz|lewd behavior]].

===Enter [[Officer Ricky]]===

Drake did the only thing he could think to do, and called his good friend, [[Officer Ricky]], a well-known [[cop|authority on all things legal]], who had previously helped [[Justin Bieber]] through the [[crapflood]] of litigation known only as [[Cut4Bieber|"United States of Teenage Girls vs. Justin Bieber"]]. Realizing that the [[Bitches Don't Know]] and [[So cash|So Cash]] defenses had been widely overused and rendered obsolete in legal settings in previous years, the dynamic duo knew that they had to coin a new phrase; Something so catchy, so universally applicable, and above all, so unbelievably retarded, that it would get them out of trouble for years to come. 

===Success!===

After [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|several]] [[swag|failed]] [[Awwright|attempts]] at coining a phrase that would be universally accepted by judges, lawyers, and [[Terri Schiavo|individuals in persistent vegetative states]] alike, and several incredibly [[ripper|hardcore]] hits of meth, they'd finally discovered a phrase so depraved, so unoriginal, so doused in incredible faggotry, that it HAD to succeed in becoming a catchphrase for single celled organisms everywhere. That phrase was, obviously:
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Drake, of course, went on to [[win|beat the case]] as litigators dramatically turned into dribbling vegetables, losing copious IQ points upon hearing the [[autistic]] cries of "YOLO!" from teens worldwide. It has since been formally adopted as the motto of depraved idiots, young or old, the world over, and is frequently used as an excuse whenever somebody wants to do something incomprehensibly stupid. Fortunately, due to said incomprehensibly stupid actions, YOLOers tend to have a [[GRIDS|fairly short life expectancy]]. Unfortunately, this [[natural selection]] process doesn't work fast enough.

==<nowiki>#YOLO</nowiki> on Twitter==

===Ervin McKinness===

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==Videyolos==

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==Gallery==

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==See Also==
[[File:Grabmyballs.jpg|thumb|If only it was this intelligent.]]
*[[Generation Z]] - the fags who created it; 90% of those who use it.
*[[Officer Ricky]]
*[[Swag]]
*[[Teenagers]]
*[[Twatter]]
*[[12-year-old girl]]
*[[Pedophilia]] - See [[Pedo Scarface|Drake]]
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Keep Calm and Carry On]]
*[[Internet]]

==External Links==

{{hashtag|YOLO}}
*[http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/66111 Aspiring rapper Ervin McKinness dies in car crash after tweeting that he was drink driving] &bull; <small>''NME - 09/14/2012''</small>
*[http://popdust.com/2012/11/29/yolo-turns-one-looking-back-on-twelve-months-of-only-living-once/ YOLO Turns One: Looking Back on Twelve Months of Only Living Once] &bull; <small>''PopDust - 11/29/2012''</small>


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