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{{warning|Dracula [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|got it wrong!]]}}
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{{Spoiler|A Man is a miserable little pile of secrets!!!}}

{{quote|What is a man? To me, a man is a male who is moderate in his drink and selective in his women, Charles.|Judith from the lulzy ghost story, Jade Green}}

This [[forced meme|highly successful meme]] comes from [[Capcom|Konami]]'s ''[[Castlevania]]: [[Goth|Symphony of the Night]]'' for the [[Sony]] [[Playstation]], a game where you play [[bishie syndrome|Alucard]] (no, not the one from [[Hellsing]]), the son of [[vampire|Dracula]], who goes through his father's [[basement|castle]] to get revenge on him for all the years he was [[rape|sexually abused]]. 

But the aforementioned meme comes from the game's opening, where you briefly play as [[Peter Chimaera#Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula|Richter Belmont]], and kick Dracula's ass using a [[BDSM|whip]], a [[Christian|cross]], [[semen|holy water]] or [[cock|knife]]. Upon entering Dracula's lair an [[yaoi|argument]] between vampire and vampire hunter begins. This conversation has some of the worst voice acting this side of [[4Kids]], as if it wasn't lulzy enough. We also learn that Dracula is an [[atheist]]. Before Dracula begins his [[DDoS|attack]], he utters the [[old meme|immortal]] line:


{{quote|What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!|Dracula, unaware that he is about to get [[pwn]]ed again}}

== A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SAUCE! ==

=== The videos ===

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<center>The original sauce, complete with hilariously bad voice acting.</center>
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<center><youtube>lf_ck-O3LyU</youtube></center>
<center>The updated version for the [[PSP]], minus the [[lulz]]. At least Dracula's voice and lines don't fail as hard.</center>

===The text===

For those of you who are too [[lazy]] to watch the vids, here's the lulzy conversation [[tl;dr|in its entirety]]:

<blockquote>
Richter: Die [[furry|monster]]! [[GTFO|You don't belong in this world!]]<br/>
Dracula: It was not my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by [[retard|humans]], who wish to pay ME [[blow job|tribute]].<br/>
Richter: Tribute? [[Scientology|You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!]]<br/>
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all [[fandom|religion]]s.<br/>
Richter: [[NO U|Your words are as empty as your soul]]! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.<br/>
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of [[dox|secrets]]! But enough talk, have at you!
</blockquote>

PSP Version:

<blockquote>
<br>Richter: Dracula. [[DO IT FAGGOT|Die now]], [[GTFO|and leave this world! You'll never belong here!]]
<br>Dracula: Oh, but this world invited me. Your own [[retard|kind]] called me forth with [[buttsecks|praise]] and [[Goatse|tribute]]
<br>Richter: Tribute? You're a [[Jew|thief]]! [[Religion|You steal men's souls, their freedom...]]
<br>Dracula: Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter. Or are you truly here by choice?
<br>Richter: All I'm here for is you. [[Fuck you|To hell with your heresy!]] You're nothing but a [[Furry|blight on mankind]].
<br>Dracula: Ha! Mankind. [[TOW|A cesspit of hatred and lies]]. Fight for them, then, and die for their sins!
</blockquote>

== Perhaps the same could be said for all Media... ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Alucardmahboii.png|What is [[LINK MAH BOIIIII|MAH BOIIIII]]?
Image:What_is_a_furry.jpg|[[Truth|What is a furry? A miserable little pile of fetishes!]]
Image:What_is_a_Sandwich_Chef.png|Perhaps the same could be said for all [[weeaboo]]s.
Image:What_Is_A_Lion,_JESUS_CHRIST.jpg|[[Lion|JESUS CHRIST IT'S DRACULA GET IN THE FUCKING CAR]]
Image:Bayeux_what_is_a_man.png
Image:What_is_a_man.jpg
Image:Dracula_gentlemen.jpg|What is a [[Gentlemen|GENTLEMEN]]?
Image:CastlevaniaPOF.jpg|In a nutshell
Image:What_is_a_man_wheel_of_fortune.jpg
Image:T-Rex What Is a Man.jpg|[[Lol wut]].
Image:What-Is-A-Man-Jeopardy-Clue.gif
Image:Nerf NOW!! 067 - Jeopardy.jpg|Now with more [[weeaboo]] [[furry]] ''Jeopardy'' style.
</gallery></center>

{{Youtube|MAataZ9SH90|Dracula and Richter in Ye Olde English}}
<youtube>MAataZ9SH90</youtube>

{{youtube|S3uj5dBE6Yc|The IWBTG Version}}
<youtube>S3uj5dBE6Yc</youtube>

== See also ==

* ''[[Castlevania]]''
* [[Monsters By State]]
* [[Vampire]]
* [[All your base are belong to us]]

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